i used to be a sponsored downhill mountan biker. one of my races i went left when the course went right and i found a 25ish foot cliff. ate shit at the bottom cartwheeled another 100 or so yards down the mountain. wrecked my back and shoulder. was supposed to have shoulder surgery but it seamed to miraculously heal before then so i opted out. but half way threw my rehab i was volunteering at a 24 hour bike-a-thon. the catering company gave me some bad chicken and i got poisoned. fucked up some serious shit. had to get part of my stomach intestines and bowels removed. and then i had to restart my rehab. so for about 18 or so months i sat on the couch smoked dope all day and night and played mad video games. alot of that time ranged from being unable to walk whatsoever to barely able to walk. started rehab again after i recovered from that shit in decemberish. plus side the catering company paid all my bills till i could work again and paid off my car and visa