Broke Up With Ex 3 Months Ago. I so need to get laid.

[Dunk]

get a tute. if you got the loot. don't be a fruit.

i could give a hoot what your tolking aboot!

 

[Dunk]

and shit like this aint helpin

http://www.elitefitness.com/gallery/showgallery.php?cat=500&ppuser=67937

 

[AristotleBC]

Fat girls get no respect

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

anyone else suffering from a drought.

never seen precipitation.

 

[awittyusername]

Props for not running back to your ex for some.

Go out tonight and let a couple of girls know you are sexually attracted to them. Don't even make going out on a date or getting their number an option. There are girls who are into you and will have sex w/you, but you have to find them.

Or, just watch some good porn like I will.

 

[SoKlueles]

thanks for reminding me
sigh
i got cobwebs

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I was in a drought up until a few weeks ago - had to go hoggin, but it sufficed. Get yourself a tute bro.

round here we call it piggin

round here, it's called looking for a wife...

 

[jerseyart]

Ok, here is what you do maing.

I'm totally serious.

Head down to whetever strip has the most bars/clubs. In the City go to Bleeker St.

Don't go before 11pm, or youll spend all night talking/dancing with the ditz, cause she wont want to leave that early.

Then you give them each 5 minutes to start kissing, thats it. No more.

Spit your game

Sit/stand next to her. Stroke hair/arm etc and then go for the kiss. If she does, she's banging you that night. If shes cold to it, move on to the next one.

You'll get laid for sure.

3-5 girls tops

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

yep. no room is dark enough for the pig I slaughtered that night. but hey, I am a reproducer by nature - my seed was yearning to be free.

yeah but all you did was fuck natural selection. see, that ugly gene would have died out, but you may have mixed it with (albeit, slightly) better good looking genes to produce a marginally breedable offspring still heterozygous for the ugly mutation...

given the propensity of a barely goodl ooking person to mate with another not so good looking person the two heterozgotes would have a 25% percent chance of having an ugly kid.


way to wade in the shallow end of the gene pool.

 

[HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex]

Ok, here is what you do maing.

I'm totally serious.

Head down to whetever strip has the most bars/clubs. In the City go to Bleeker St.

Don't go before 11pm, or youll spend all night talking/dancing with the ditz, cause she wont want to leave that early.

Then you give them each 5 minutes to start kissing, thats it. No more.

Spit your game

Sit/stand next to her. Stroke hair/arm etc and then go for the kiss. If she does, she's banging you that night. If shes cold to it, move on to the next one.

You'll get laid for sure.

3-5 girls tops

Nice!