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you know your HARDCORE when you:

slash747 said:
you're hardcore when a good leg workout involves throwing up
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Then you eat the vomit so you don't waist your dbol and protein.

You know you’re hardcore when your bisexual girlfriend brings home a little cutie from work to "play with" and you tell her to have fun while you are at the gym and maybe if she is still there when you get home you might join them. As long as it doesn’t interfere with you post workout meal or you’re much needed 8 hours of sleep per night.
 
Paul Allen said:
When your the only guy in the gym that needs to lean or sit on something and hold back throwing up, immediatly after a set of deads or squats

That's why we have the famous "vomit bucket" at my gym. :)

"You ain't done legs till you puke" We have that slogan over our squat rack. :)
 
OH ..... MY ..... GOD!!!! You guys are fucking hilarious. THank god I am not the only obsessed with this shyte! Junk ,.... you definately seem like the most hardcore. Thats some crasy shit.

I can relate to these.
-you buy shirts that are one size too big in anticipation of your next cycle.
-you're hardcore when meeting a new girl first thing you think is , will she be compatible with my gym schedule.

and my favourite....
-You know you're hardcore when you see a horse and feel like there is some special bond there because you share the same pharamceuticals with them.

Most recently I felt the most hardcore when I missed my workout and decided to make up for my workout from sex. I popped a viagra, and a t-rex (I know ... not the best combo for the heart, but I needed the V, cause I planned on having close to a 60 min workout)

Some sex training tips I have learned and have done when I missed a workout.

-Doing missionary like pushups. This will tucker you out... Just hands and feet touch the bed (no knees), and pump away. Nice burn Lower yourself down to kiss her now and again. Very hard to do.

-Do doggy standing up on the bed and crouched in a deep squat position, while her ass is mounted up in air. Holding this and thunder pumping will burn your legs like there is no tomorrow.

-Hold your chick up and stand in a squat while she is riding you (dont lean agianst a wall or anything). My chick is pretty light, so I like to go pretty low. If your balance is good, you can actually do some sissy squats like this.

-Stand up 69 is good too ... you can do calf raises while you are holding her like this.

the girl I am seeing now is super petit and light (finger puppet), she dosent give much resistance, but still its better than just lying on your back getting rode.

THen ... when you are done ... say have to go to the bathroom ... and go and mix up a protien shake before bed.


Mavy
 
You do two sets of 20 reps with 405# on squats lay on the floor for 30min, Go to Circuit City so stoned you can not see from endorphins that you buy the wrond CD and do not notice until you get home! Howz that?

Quad
 
SHow love......

slash747 said:
you're hardcore when you think youre girlfriend is the enemy for trying to make you eat at applebees.


:p

Your GF is the enemy......they drain your energy and want you to go with them to eat fattening unhealthy foods.
 
Quadsweep said:
You do two sets of 20 reps with 405# on squats lay on the floor for 30min, Go to Circuit City so stoned you can not see from endorphins that you buy the wrond CD and do not notice until you get home! Howz that?

Quad

was back street boys sold out again :p
 
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