OH ..... MY ..... GOD!!!! You guys are fucking hilarious. THank god I am not the only obsessed with this shyte! Junk ,.... you definately seem like the most hardcore. Thats some crasy shit.
I can relate to these.
-you buy shirts that are one size too big in anticipation of your next cycle.
-you're hardcore when meeting a new girl first thing you think is , will she be compatible with my gym schedule.
and my favourite....
-You know you're hardcore when you see a horse and feel like there is some special bond there because you share the same pharamceuticals with them.
Most recently I felt the most hardcore when I missed my workout and decided to make up for my workout from sex. I popped a viagra, and a t-rex (I know ... not the best combo for the heart, but I needed the V, cause I planned on having close to a 60 min workout)
Some sex training tips I have learned and have done when I missed a workout.
-Doing missionary like pushups. This will tucker you out... Just hands and feet touch the bed (no knees), and pump away. Nice burn Lower yourself down to kiss her now and again. Very hard to do.
-Do doggy standing up on the bed and crouched in a deep squat position, while her ass is mounted up in air. Holding this and thunder pumping will burn your legs like there is no tomorrow.
-Hold your chick up and stand in a squat while she is riding you (dont lean agianst a wall or anything). My chick is pretty light, so I like to go pretty low. If your balance is good, you can actually do some sissy squats like this.
-Stand up 69 is good too ... you can do calf raises while you are holding her like this.
the girl I am seeing now is super petit and light (finger puppet), she dosent give much resistance, but still its better than just lying on your back getting rode.
THen ... when you are done ... say have to go to the bathroom ... and go and mix up a protien shake before bed.
Mavy