WTF?? I just got called "Ma'am" over the phone.....twice!

[broonzy]

I called up this place and asked to speak to someone, and the receptionist said, "Just a second ma'am." So I thought maybe I mumbled or didn't speak loud enough and it sounded like a girl? Then she comes back and says, "Sorry, they aren't in right now, would you like to leave a message?" So I say, and this time trying to speak more clearly and loudly, "No, I'll just try again later." Then she says, "Ok ma'am, have a nice day"

WTF!!

 

[-Ariel-]

Beastadrol?
might help.

 

[broonzy]

Beastadrol?
might help.

Will that make her hear better?

 

[-Ariel-]

Will that make her hear better?

LOL
J/K

She probably was pissed and decided to fuck with you.

Seriously.

She knew once your articulation went into clarity.

 

[nimbus]

it's part of life =/

the older you get the more people are gonna start calling you Ma'am instead of Miss

 

[Creepusmaximus]

Standard practice around here, you don't need to be an old maid to be called ma'am.

 

[bigtravis]

This might help.

HRT - Hormone replacement Therapy

 

[broonzy]

I knew I could count on EF for support.....





PS: I DON'T SOUND LIKE A GIRL!!!

 

[rnch]

I knew I could count on EF for support.....





PS: I DON'T SOUND LIKE A GIRL!!!

you look like one in ur avi!

 

[Smurfy]

it's part of life =/

the older you get the more people are gonna start calling you Ma'am instead of Miss

yeah Ive noticed this. I dont like it. Once i was at a store and some HS kids were being goofy near the pillow aisle and one almost bumped into me as I walked by. His friend goes "dood, watch it. you almost knocked over that LADY!"

lady? ugh. It wasnt long ago i was a "chick" and now Im a "lady"

 

[Strongbow]

I called up this place and asked to speak to someone, and the receptionist said, "Just a second ma'am." So I thought maybe I mumbled or didn't speak loud enough and it sounded like a girl? Then she comes back and says, "Sorry, they aren't in right now, would you like to leave a message?" So I say, and this time trying to speak more clearly and loudly, "No, I'll just try again later." Then she says, "Ok ma'am, have a nice day"

WTF!!

Moral of this story is you sound like a Bitch. Maybe you should just post exclusively in Girl Talk, or maybe you have been staying in the girl exclusive forums too much and its starting to affect you.LOL MIght I suggest
Beastdrol Wks 1-20 6 caps per day
Test E 4000 mgs Eod
Dbol 150mgs ED
Anadrol 100 mgs Ed Wks 1-20
Deca 1000mgs ED Wks 1-20

At teh end of this cycle call back to this place if she calls you ma'am again, start cycle over again immediately. LOL J/K

 

[Smurfy]

This might help.

HRT - Hormone replacement Therapy

I dont like your avi

 

[lartinos]

some gays i've known have sounded like woman over a phone'recorded device. Same with manly woman like serena williams.

 

[-Ariel-]

I dont like your avi

+8
LOL
I was thinking the exact same fucking thing 5 minutes ago.
Then it hit me, like in the part of the Republic where Plato went on about how it was important to have aesthetic beauty in the city because it encourage good thoughts and a certain sense of harmony where people wanna connect and take pride in their city.

I also thought about the tipping point where shitty, run down neigborhoods encourage crime, because some people are hypersensitve to their environment.

Either way that Avi is so grotesque it encourage not compassion, but hate.

 

[broonzy]

Moral of this story is you sound like a Bitch. Maybe you should just post exclusively in Girl Talk, or maybe you have been staying in the girl exclusive forums too much and its starting to affect you.LOL MIght I suggest
Beastdrol Wks 1-20 6 caps per day
Test E 4000 mgs Eod
Dbol 150mgs ED
Anadrol 100 mgs Ed Wks 1-20
Deca 1000mgs ED Wks 1-20

At teh end of this cycle call back to this place if she calls you ma'am again, start cycle over again immediately. LOL J/K

Well at least I don't get pedicures!

 

[Strongbow]

Well at least I don't get pedicures!

Maybe you should.

 

[-Ariel-]

Moral of this story is you sound like a Bitch. Maybe you should just post exclusively in Girl Talk, or maybe you have been staying in the girl exclusive forums too much and its starting to affect you.LOL MIght I suggest
Beastdrol Wks 1-20 6 caps per day
Test E 4000 mgs Eod
Dbol 150mgs ED
Anadrol 100 mgs Ed Wks 1-20
Deca 1000mgs ED Wks 1-20

At teh end of this cycle call back to this place if she calls you ma'am again, start cycle over again immediately. LOL J/K

+1
Nice

 

[rnch]

Maybe you should.

ZING!!

 

[Strongbow]

+1
Nice

Ariel, Dude when do you sleep?

 

[broonzy]

Maybe you should.

Will you bring me with you next time you go?

 

[Strongbow]

Broonzy, why don't I PM you my fon number and you can call me, and I'll tell you if you sound like a chick. Hows that sound, ma'am?

 

[-Ariel-]

Ariel, Dude when do you sleep?

I know right.
I haven't slept well in the last 7 days.

Not stressed.
Unsure why.
Ever since the move from San Fran to Columbia Mo.
Sleep cycle is off and on.

I have 2day off...
I'm gonna nap again soon.

Also the nicotine addiction does not help.

 

[Strongbow]

Will you bring me with you next time you go?

Sure we will have a bros day at the spa. Mite I suggest the balls wax, I hear its really energizing.

 

[broonzy]

Sure we will have a bros day at the spa. Mite I suggest the balls wax, I hear its really energizing.

I bet it is lol!

 

[Strongbow]

I know right.
I haven't slept well in the last 7 days.

Not stressed.
Unsure why.
Ever since the move from San Fran to Columbia Mo.
Sleep cycle is off and on.

I have 2day off...
I'm gonna nap again soon.

Also the nicotine addiction does not help.

Since my wife has been working nights I really don't sleep that much myself. Usually about 4 to 5 hours a nite, but bro I see you post on here from am to pm dude. Don't let you health slip bro, sleep is important. Your muscles need it to grow big and shit.

 

[-Ariel-]

Since my wife has been working nights I really don't sleep that much myself. Usually about 4 to 5 hours a nite, but bro I see you post on here from am to pm dude. Don't let you health slip bro, sleep is important. Your muscles need it to grow big and shit.

LOL
I agree.
Heading to the gym right now.
Yeah my Postwhoring is up in the last week.

-sigh-
3 to 4 hours has been, my average as of late.

 

[Strongbow]

LOL
I agree.
Heading to the gym right now.
Yeah my Postwhoring is up in the last week.

-sigh-
3 to 4 hours has been, my average as of late.

I would have never thought you would have gotten 3 to 4 hours a night. Thats good to hear thou, I was thinking more like 3 to 4 a week. Health first my man, be cool, hit it hard in the gym and go the hell to sleep for awhile. Hey dude EF will still be here when you wake up.

 

[rnch]

Sure we will have a bros day at the spa.....

so what day would boonzy be there on?

 

[Strongbow]

so what day would boonzy be there on?

IDK, being he sounds like a chick and all he better let me call and make the appointment. They would maybe set him up for a bikini wax or some shit if calls over there all femanine and stuff.

 

[broonzy]

so what day would boonzy be there on?

The day when all the manly men go like Strongbow

 

[broonzy]

IDK, being he sounds like a chick and all he better let me call and make the appointment. They would maybe set him up for a bikini wax or some shit if calls over there all femanine and stuff.

I don't sound like a chick! That bitch was old and senile and probably had 10 lbs of wax buildup in her ears.

 

[rnch]

The day when all the manly men go like Strongbow

that's the day i'll be there also

 

[broonzy]

that's the day i'll be there also

`

We'll be the manliest men that place has ever seen!


We'll hit on chicks and stuff.

 

[rnch]

`

We'll be the manliest men that place has ever seen!


We'll hit on chicks and stuff.

yes ma'am!

 

[Strongbow]

I don't sound like a chick! That bitch was old and senile and probably had 10 lbs of wax buildup in her ears.

Dude LMAO, Im just screwing with you. lOLoololo That is pretty funny. You must call me to confirm you can make the spa trip thou. Rnch says he is going to.

 

[Strongbow]

`

We'll be the manliest men that place has ever seen!


We'll hit on chicks and stuff.

OK then I'm leaving the wife at home. I'll call and reserve 3 happy endings massages for me, rnch, and some chick that swears shes a dude.LOL

 

[broonzy]

Dude LMAO, Im just screwing with you. lOLoololo That is pretty funny. You must call me to confirm you can make the spa trip thou. Rnch says he is going to.

You just wanna mess with me and say I sound like a girl

 

[Strongbow]

You just wanna mess with me and say I sound like a girl

No ma'am I would never mess with anyone.

 

[broonzy]

No ma'am I would never mess with anyone.

<<<<

I'm putting up that avatar to remind everyone that I'm No "Ma'am"

 

[-Ariel-]

`

We'll be the manliest men that place has ever seen!


We'll hit on chicks and stuff.

pssst...
Girly man
Rnch is just the dude for hitting on chics...
Seriously.

 

[Strongbow]

<<<<

I'm putting up that avatar to remind everyone that I'm No "Ma'am"

I'm putting up that avatar to remind everyone that I'm No "Ma'N" (FIXED)

I think they have figured that out.

 

[calveless wonder]

OK then I'm leaving the wife at home. I'll call and reserve 3 happy endings massages for me, rnch, and some chick that swears shes a dude.LOL

i don't think that ball of sexual ambiguity could get any bigger

 

[ricco561]

Sure we will have a bros day at the spa. Mite I suggest the balls wax, I hear its really energizing.

A couple of hawt oriental girls waxing my balls sounds nice.

 

[-Ariel-]

Stronbow and Bronzy... U guys need to consult Rnch before Chic Scoping.
Luv the Rnch...
However it's time U guys had that talk...

 

[Strongbow]

Stronbow and Bronzy... U guys need to consult Rnch before Chic Scoping.
Luv the Rnch...
However it's time U guys had that talk...

What talk Ariel, don't hold out on me. You sound serious like I'm missing something.

 

[-Ariel-]

What talk Ariel, don't hold out on me. You sound serious like I'm missing something.

U know how ummmmmm....... Some peeps dig cats, some peeps dig dawgs, some peeps dig both... Bronzy may sound like ummmm... A dog lover, but i think he digs cats... Rnch is all about dawgs.

 

[rnch]

U know how ummmmmm....... Some peeps dig cats, some peeps dig dawgs, some peeps dig both... Bronzy may sound like ummmm... A dog lover, but i think he digs cats... Rnch is all about dawgs.

c'mon now dawg....

 

[-Ariel-]

c'mon now dawg....

OLOLOLOL

Hey dawgs are man's best friend

 

[Strongbow]

U know how ummmmmm....... Some peeps dig cats, some peeps dig dawgs, some peeps dig both... Bronzy may sound like ummmm... A dog lover, but i think he digs cats... Rnch is all about dawgs.

 

[Strongbow]

A couple of hawt oriental girls waxing my balls sounds nice.

Ok you know they eventually have to pull the wax off. Not Cool and fo sho not Hawt.

 

[iggy]

if you think your something, then you are something.
think your a man, and you'll be a man.
say it, believe it, feel it.

 

[broonzy]

X 2!

I don't know about dogs and cats, all I know is I like tha pussy!

 

[broonzy]

I think he's trying to say rnch is a lil' bit geigh?

Either that or he's trying to say we're gay!

 

[broonzy]

if you think your something, then you are something.
think your a man, and you'll be a man.
say it, believe it, feel it.

YouTube - Muddy Waters - Mannish Boy

^^^^^^I'm a MAN^^^^^^^

 

[iggy]

 

[rnch]

I think he's trying to say rnch is a lil' bit geigh?...

if that's not the pot calling the kettle black!

what with his soft tone, reverse contrast pics here, his verbose, rambling, "touchy-feely" threads and responses here, drippingly reeking of estrogen, ariel (username of a female cartoon character??) is top on my list for a deep in the closet "alternative lifestyler".

 

[-Ariel-]

X 2!

I don't know about dogs and cats, all I know is I sound like a pussy!

Hey Broonzy:

My Mom just gave me the Rosetta Stone on French.
I'm in a good mood, it was gift wrapped and everything...
While I'm in the Shower this morning... I wanna make this my first sentence I can say in French...

Doesn't that make you feel speshull?

I did a thread about voices and if they match up with posting profiles...
I was just curious in a kindergarten way if the sounds of the voice matched up with all the psychological narratives I associated with the person...

That said... I think you are a Sweet Guy...

 

[rnch]

stay in the hallowed halls of academia as long as you can, ariel.....the real world's gona chop u up into dogmeat.

 

[Strongbow]

I think he's trying to say rnch is a lil' bit geigh?

Either that or he's trying to say we're gay!

The one thing I ain't is gay. I don't think he meant we was gay. He said you sounded gay but that you like pussy. I sound like a beast and look like a beast and i love me some juice box so noone could ever confuse me with a gay dude.

 

[Strongbow]

if that's not the pot calling the kettle black!

What with his soft tone, reverse contrast pics here, his verbose, rambling, "touchy-feely" threads and responses here, drippingly reeking of estrogen, ariel (username of a female cartoon character??) is top on my list for a deep in the closet "alternative lifestyler".

lol

 

[broonzy]

Hey Broonzy:

My Mom just gave me the Rosetta Stone on French.
I'm in a good mood, it was gift wrapped and everything...
While I'm in the Shower this morning... I wanna make this my first sentence I can say in French...

Doesn't that make you feel speshull?

I did a thread about voices and if they match up with posting profiles...
I was just curious in a kindergarten way if the sounds of the voice matched up with all the psychological narratives I associated with the person...

That said... I think you are a Sweet Guy...

I was a bit upset at first, but then I read that last sentence and it made up for everything

 

[Strongbow]

hey broonzy:

My mom just gave me the rosetta stone on french.
I'm in a good mood, it was gift wrapped and everything...
While i'm in the shower this morning... I wanna make this my first sentence i can say in french...

doesn't that make you feel speshull?

I did a thread about voices and if they match up with posting profiles...
I was just curious in a kindergarten way if the sounds of the voice matched up with all the psychological narratives i associated with the person...

that said... I think you are a sweet guy...

+1

 

[-Ariel-]

if that's not the pot calling the kettle black!

what with his soft tone, reverse contrast pics here, his verbose, rambling, "touchy-feely" threads and responses here, drippingly reeking of estrogen, ariel (username of a female cartoon character??) is top on my list for a deep in the closet "alternative lifestyler".

Ariel is gay...-Sure Why Not- Being Gay is kewl with me.
Ariel goes both Ways... -Not Really-
Ariel Likes Rnch... -Geigh or Str8, I dig his style-
Ariel likes French Film, and the Killer 7 footers off of Kuai... Long Board Style
-Ariel- is my Real First Name.
Fitting too... Don'tcha Think?

Rnch if I were any more open with my 'feelings',
actually, I couldn't be...
Thing is I'm totally Geigh... I just don't like men, and don't have the aesthetic acuity for fashion.

I love Academia, and yeah the corporate world would Eat me up.
Going to Med School next August Rnch...
So 4 more years... +2 more years residency, means that If I wanted to,
which I don't, cause I don't have the WILL to hold up under tha duress,

I would be a shrink practicing at the age of 37.
However, it's always gonna be under the shelter of Academia for me.
Dig it... I do.

What's bothering you, friend?

 

[Strongbow]

Ariel is gay...-Sure Why Not- Being Gay is kewl with me.
Ariel goes both Ways... -Not Really-
Ariel Likes Rnch... -Geigh or Str8, I dig his style-
Ariel likes French Film, and the Killer 7 footers off of Kuai... Long Board Style
-Ariel- is my Real First Name.
Fitting too... Don'tcha Think?

Rnch if I were any more open with my 'feelings',
actually, I couldn't be...
Thing is I'm totally Geigh... I just don't like men, and don't have the aesthetic acuity for fashion.

I love Academia, and yeah the corporate world would Eat me up.
Going to Med School next August Rnch...
So 4 more years... +2 more years residency, means that If I wanted to,
which I don't, cause I don't have the WILL to hold up under tha duress,

I would be a shrink practicing at the age of 37.
However, it's always gonna be under the shelter of Academia for me.
Dig it... I do.

What's bothering you, friend?

Really Dude I know your not teh geigh, and if Rnch likes the cawk thats cool to. He is still a good dude. So I am not gonna try to see his point of view, but ones sexual preference does not make them good or bad in my opinion. I don't like cawk, could be the greatest thing in the world, I have never tried it, so I cant say that its not. Just not for me or you I think. Now broonzy maybe able to be talked into trying one out. LOL.

 

[broonzy]

Ariel is gay...-Sure Why Not- Being Gay is kewl with me.
Ariel goes both Ways... -Not Really-
Ariel Likes Rnch... -Geigh or Str8, I dig his style-
Ariel likes French Film, and the Killer 7 footers off of Kuai... Long Board Style
-Ariel- is my Real First Name.
Fitting too... Don'tcha Think?

Rnch if I were any more open with my 'feelings',
actually, I couldn't be...
Thing is I'm totally Geigh... I just don't like men, and don't have the aesthetic acuity for fashion.

I love Academia, and yeah the corporate world would Eat me up.
Going to Med School next August Rnch...
So 4 more years... +2 more years residency, means that If I wanted to,
which I don't, cause I don't have the WILL to hold up under tha duress,

I would be a shrink practicing at the age of 37.
However, it's always gonna be under the shelter of Academia for me.
Dig it... I do.

What's bothering you, friend?

Rnch, I think what he's really trying to ask is this:

 

[-Ariel-]

I was a bit upset at first, but then I read that last sentence and it made up for everything

Broonzy...
I got you hooked up.
Put this under your Location:
Je sembler Pussy.

It's nice to be cultured, no?

I'm only kidding, I've been giving you a hard time.
This is my last post dogging on you.

Welcome to EF.

 

[rnch]

C&C "thread of the week" RIGHT HERE!!!

 

[Strongbow]

I have only just begun to DOG your ass.

 

[broonzy]

Broonzy...
I got you hooked up.
Put this under your Location:
Je sembler Pussy.

It's nice to be cultured, no?

I'm only kidding, I've been giving you a hard time.
This is my last post dogging on you.

Welcome to EF.

Only if you put this under yours:
J'aime beaucoup le sex avec les hommes

lol

 

[-Ariel-]

Broonzy
I just finished obtaining my MA in integral psych.
I'm at a university doing a post grad study on the mind and self, and shaping a new paradigm of understanding mind/self in culture.

The PHD I answer too, is a 55 year old beautiful female who is now training for a marathon. She is one of my heroes. Anyway, here is the thing, I just returned from her office and this is what she was listening too
She has a warm but deeper voice. It's Demi Moorish.

Is that what you sound like? I'm guessing so, also if your voice's are similar, are your musical tastes...
Is this song resonate with your personality?


I just see you on the abuductor machine, this purty song blasting in your Ipod. Ofcourse you ain't stupid, the abductor and leg curl machine only come after your 1 hour spinning class.

I talked to Tatyana, and she let me know that it's okay after busting your ass like that it's okay to have that Mocha Frappucino, U like so much.
Gosh, I hope that answers your K question about frappacinos and your 'figure'.

 

[myway]

I just found this thread. Ariel is ON FIRE ....well, more than usual.

 

[broonzy]

Broonzy
I just finished obtaining my MA in integral psych.
I'm at a university doing a post grad study on the mind and self, and shaping a new paradigm of understanding mind/self in culture.

The PHD I answer too, is a 55 year old beautiful female who is now training for a marathon. She is one of my heroes. Anyway, here is the thing, I just returned from her office and this is what she was listening too
She has a warm but deeper voice. It's Demi Moorish.

Is that what you sound like? I'm guessing so, also if your voice's are similar, are your musical tastes...
Is this song resonate with your personality?


I just see you on the abuductor machine, this purty song blasting in your Ipod. Ofcourse you ain't stupid, the abductor and leg curl machine only come after your 1 hour spinning class.

I talked to Tatyana, and she let me know that it's okay after busting your ass like that it's okay to have that Mocha Frappucino, U like so much.
Gosh, I hope that answers your K question about frappacinos and your 'figure'.

^^^That's a Lie!! (jk)

Lol, btw, does the fact that I was secure enough in my manhood to post up a thread like this and be able to joke about say anything about my psyche?

 

[Strongbow]

^^^That's a Lie!! (jk)

Lol, btw, does the fact that I was secure enough in my manhood to post up a thread like this and be able to joke about say anything about my psyche?

Its okay to ? your manhood, dude. I ? your manhood everytime you post. Are we still on for pedis ?

 

[-Ariel-]

^^^That's a Lie!! (jk)

Lol, btw, does the fact that I was secure enough in my manhood to post up a thread like this and be able to joke about say anything about my psyche?

YOU RAWK my friend.
Nice Comeback.
Damn..
Can't one up that one.
Very Nice.

 

[broonzy]

Its okay to ? your manhood, dude. I ? your manhood everytime you post. Are we still on for pedis ?

If we can get manicures too. I have this f'in hangnail.....

 

[broonzy]

YOU RAWK my friend.
Nice Comeback.
Damn..
Can't one up that one.
Very Nice.

LOL, thanks

 

[Strongbow]

If we can get manicures too. I have this f'in hangnail.....

Sure thing. I really need a manicure, my hands are all f@#!ed up from lifting and scratching my balls has worn my nails down badly. Good thing about it is we will be the badest mofo's in the whole spa. Them hoes will kneel before us and wash our feet. I'll bring a can of Cope for us to enjoy.

 

[broonzy]

Sure thing. I really need a manicure, my hands are all f@#!ed up from lifting and scratching my balls has worn my nails down badly. Good thing about it is we will be the badest mofo's in the whole spa. Them hoes will kneel before us and wash our feet. I'll bring a can of Cope for us to enjoy.

Is your head still burnt? And wtf is Cope?

 

[-Ariel-]

Sure thing. I really need a manicure, my hands are all f@#!ed up from lifting and scratching my balls has worn my nails down badly. Good thing about it is we will be the badest mofo's in the whole spa. Them hoes will kneel before us and wash our feet. I'll bring a can of Cope for us to enjoy.

ummm....
U forgot Rnch.
He can have a cabana boy.

I think Rnch Dips as well.
U need to take his wheels though.
They scream of one not to be trifled with.
Rnch... Where ya at?

 

[Strongbow]

Is your head still burnt? And wtf is Cope?

Naw I am all golden brown now. My hair has grown back, its really short like 1/4" all over. Copenhagen the dip, man. See you have me all sure about you and your manhood and then you go and ask a ? like that. I have really picked up dipping, bad as a MOFO again. Nexxeum here I come.

 

[-Ariel-]

Is your head still burnt?

You had me convinced...
Yeah, now unsure again...

 

[broonzy]

You had me convinced...
Yeah, now unsure again...

What? That was a very manly question. I wanted to make sure when we met we could say hello with head butt and a grunt. You don't head butt your friends hello?

Sheeesh....who's the girl now?


lol

 

[Strongbow]

what? That was a very manly question. I wanted to make sure when we met we could say hello with head butt and a grunt. You don't head butt your friends hello?

Sheeesh....who's the girl now?


Lol

lol

 

[-Ariel-]

What? That was a very manly question. I wanted to make sure when we met we could say hello with head butt and a grunt. You don't head butt your friends hello?

Sheeesh....who's the girl now?


lol

Approval rating goes back up.

Broonzy, U have no idea how when I first got here, I should've been flamed bad, I mean real bad.
I did catch some flack.
But fuck, I'm the posterboy for questioning testosterone levels.
Ariel, real name, btw, as a Moniker wtf?
Then I like to color pictures? dude?
Also my thread posting style is Psch based, got a hint of BlueBird... U don't know her, some MuscleMom knowledge, and other shit.

I'm here purely by accident. I got bored one night and welcomed in by CurvyMommy....
She used to rule the Gear Forum... -not really, doubt she's ever been there-.
Anyway, yeah.

 

[ricco561]

Ariel is gay...-Sure Why Not- Being Gay is kewl with me.
Ariel goes both Ways... -Not Really-
Ariel Likes Rnch... -Geigh or Str8, I dig his style-
Ariel likes French Film, and the Killer 7 footers off of Kuai... Long Board Style
-Ariel- is my Real First Name.
Fitting too... Don'tcha Think?

Rnch if I were any more open with my 'feelings',
actually, I couldn't be...
Thing is I'm totally Geigh... I just don't like men, and don't have the aesthetic acuity for fashion.

I love Academia, and yeah the corporate world would Eat me up.
Going to Med School next August Rnch...
So 4 more years... +2 more years residency, means that If I wanted to,
which I don't, cause I don't have the WILL to hold up under tha duress,

I would be a shrink practicing at the age of 37.
However, it's always gonna be under the shelter of Academia for me.
Dig it... I do.

What's bothering you, friend?

I know I'm a total lesbian.

 

[rnch]

ummm....
U forgot Rnch.
He can have a cabana boy.

I think Rnch Dips as well.
U need to take his wheels though.
They scream of one not to be trifled with.
Rnch... Where ya at?

no dipping, no cig smoking for me.

now if you have some seedless, carefully rolled and wrapped wildwood weed.......