Worst pick up lines ever!

[n0th1ng]

Now that's some funny shit

Its pretty ace but most bitches are dumb and don't even know wtf chloroform is. So its totally wasted on them. Unless you really want to kidnap them..

 

[muscelove]

yo baby gigalo service 10 soft...more of a cat call

 

[pdaddy]

"For a fat chick you sure don't sweat much"

 

[StackIt]

"You're not the cutest girl in here, but beauty is only a lightswitch away"

 

[muscelove]

I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.

 

[DannoMight]

can i buy you a drink or do you just want the cash?
is that a mirror in your pockes cause i can see myself in your pants.
hey babe i'm right here, everything you've been wanting is right here.

 

[muscelove]

the next time you get shot down say this

If its that good eat it yourself

 

[musclemuscle]

worst pickup line:

let me stick my big dick in your little cunt u hot bitch


BUAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

 

[brahma_bull]

Do you have any Irish in you? No? Want some?

 

[ricco561]

Haven't we slept together or something?
It actually worked.