Worst pick up lines ever!

[DivaDawn]

lol geez!

 

[MsBeverlyHills]

Thank's Msbev, i'm gonna steal that one for when i'm drunk and don't mind being bitchslapped. Hehehe How bout this one: Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blowjob? No? Then lets do lunch sometime.

good one Mike

heres another-

"How about we play Titanic, I say Iceberg and you go down!!!"

 

[The Angry Mule]

boy:do you want to dance? girl:no. boy: oh I think you misheard me I said you look fat in those pants.

 

[reknball]

My buddy uses this towards the end of the night

" Well, It's not gonna suck itself"

 

[ridethesnake]

"Hi. I'm new to the neighborhood and I'm required by state law to inform you that I was convicted of a sex crime."

 

[230lbs]

Hey...wanna get a pizza and fuck........
What you don't like Pizza?

 

[Sassy69]

"So.. do you work out?"


Just cardio Ronnie Coleman... just cardio.

LMFFAO.

 

[tiger88]

me: wanna play army?
him: whats that??
me: i lay down and you blow the hell out of me

 

[pong21]

is that a keg in your pants cause i'd like to tap that ass

good shit lol

 

[Snypr]

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Now that's some funny shit