Worst pick up lines ever!

[vansmack2000]

Are you from Tennessee? Cuz your the only 10 -I- see..

 

[SC4EVA]

These just keep getting worse as the threads come on

 

[EnderJE]

Rather then the pickup lines, I like to hear the crappy responses to them.

One that I remember is when my wife and I were with her friend and were waiting for her husband. Some guy came by and uttered something to my wife's friend that I couldn't hear, but then pulled out baby photos of her three children and said that she was expecting a fourth (due March). I've never seen people run away so fast...

 

[machaveli]

is that a keg in your pants cause i'd like to tap that ass

 

[Biter]

I heard one awhile back that stuck with me because it fucking worked.

"Nice shoes...wanna fuck?"

Can't believe that shit worked.

 

[dzulboy]

this worked but it was at spring break my goal was to find a girl that fell for the worst line
giirl walks up and asked me what was wrong.
i said, i was lost
.she was like, well maybe i can help you .
i said sure , show me the way back to your room.....

so sad did i fuck her no but by my own choice i figured if she fell for that everyone in the world had hit it

 

[Rorschach]

I find that clorophorm, a cloth and a jar of lube works well for myself.

 

[LVTitan]

that shirt looks very becoming on you, although if i were on you i'd be coming too.

 

[geauxmook]

Legs is the word of the day, why don't we go back to my place and spread the word?

 

[Synpax]

Saw my grandfather pull this one on a waitress:

Him: What's the difference between sex and Cheerios?

Her: I don't know

Him: Sleep with me and I'll make you breakfast.

Dirty old man.