Worst pick up lines ever!

[iggy]

like pizza? wanna fuck?

 

[*ebony*]

You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway!

Hey baby come sit in my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up...

You're on my list of things to do tonight.

I have skittles in my mouth... want to taste the rainbow?

if you were a booger, i'd pick you first

Are you jamaican? cause you ja'makin me crazy


god...seriously.










best pick up line: Hello.

 

[enacer420nj]

I eat more pussy than cervical cancer

 

[shirlene29]

funniest line ever delivered in my direction ..

" I know your cherries gone, but can I have the box it came in?"

I think they can be pretty funny icebreakers..