worst day of my life

[Elite_Fry]

I was in the backseat of my friend's car and him and his g/f were up front, we were riding around at night on these back-roads drinking some beer. Later, his g/f tells him to stop the car cuz she was sick, so he stopped and she opened the door and starting puking outside. While she was leaning over barfing, she began farting loudly. I was in the back dying laughing and my friend got mad at me and ended up getting out, opening the back door, dragging me out and beating my ass and leaveing me out there. I had to walk 2 hrs to get to a pay phone and call for a ride. While I was waiting at the pay phone, a cop pulled up and I got a public intoxication charge and an underage consumption charge.

 

[enrage]

dude that sucks. you ought to find your so called friend and beat the crap out of him. Teach him some respect.

 

[Kryp2o]

You owe him an ass kicking of epic proportions.

 

[Steroid_Virgin]

You let some guy who's girlfriend pukes and farts all over the place beat you up?? You better give him a serious ass kickin before the chess club comes after you next

 

[kunta]

LOL this is too funny

 

[SoCo4Fun]

good god man, what were you thinking??? I dont care the circumstances, you better be a damn good scrapper to kick my ass. If I were you I woulda lumped him and drove off with his car. the fucked his girlfriend while she puked.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Now would be the ideal time for suicide, if you are to keep any dignity.

 

[Nitro6]

death before dishonor, right SG?

 

[satanic goatslayer]

You know it.

Though raping his girl and tossing a knife into his sternum wouldn't be too bad of a prelude.

 

[##spiderbaby##]

you were not very nice flubber, shame on you.

Now go kick your friends ass. Just walk into his apt/house and kick him the fuck up.