Worried Friend?

[flexdaddyz71]

My buddy is having a hair and urine test today. His soon to-be ex-wife has a court order forcing him to have it done. It's not specific in stating its a steriod test, but she has accussed him in the past. The court order did state the cost of the test, which is $160. I'm no expert, but I would think a steriod test would be alot more expensive. I think she is calling his bluff. He finished a cycle if test-e about 12 weeks ago and finished a short cycle of deca about three weeks ago. I was under the impression that all steriod test were done via blood. Someone please tell me something that will ease his nerves. His guy is a great dad and really wants to get joint-custody of his 4 year old little boy. Thanks FLEX

 

[wellbilt]

i think you are correct
they are probably just looking for recreationa drugs
this is why i will be un married for life

 

[tdidd42]

wow that blows. first thing is have him a get a physical and go to an anti aging clinic to get a precrition done, so atleast he has that defense. second, never give first piss of the morning drink so much water that water is all that comes out. last and not least who the f is his attorney to let him get a piss test. his attorney should appeal that to atleast get him some more time.

 

[EZ_E]

Women; can't live with 'em.......

The End

 

[whitemahon]

They can test for gear via urine. If they are looking, the deca will definately show up. That being said, it's very unlikely that they will be. Almost always a 10 panel dip test.

The big ten are. . . Cocaine (COC), Amphetamine (AMP), Methamphetamine (M-AMP), Tetrahydrocannabinol (THC), Methadone (MTD), Opiates (OPI), Phencyclidine (PCP), Barbiturates (BAR), Benzodiazepines (BZD) and Tricyclic Antidepressant (TCA)

Testing for gear costs a fortune.

 

[Heath1282]

They can test for gear via urine. If they are looking, the deca will definately show up. That being said, it's very unlikely that they will be. Almost always a 10 panel dip test.

The big ten are. . . Cocaine (COC), Amphetamine (AMP), Methamphetamine (M-AMP), Tetrahydrocannabinol (THC), Methadone (MTD), Opiates (OPI), Phencyclidine (PCP), Barbiturates (BAR), Benzodiazepines (BZD) and Tricyclic Antidepressant (TCA)

Testing for gear costs a fortune.

+1 just make sure he can pass those and he will be fine. now, if hes 5'5 265 jacked it might be a diff story!

 

[Burpees]

if its court ordered for the kids, then she is testing for EVERYTHING homeboy.. She wants maximum pay back and minimal father-kid time.

 

[Greatercow]

tssss women...i really dont get why they do this especially if hes a real good father...

 

[Heath1282]

tssss women...i really dont get why they do this especially if hes a real good father...

cuz women are evil and money is the root of all evil!!!!

 

[littleb]

tell your friend right now he is ok because she is stupid, she prob thinks roids will show up on a random drug test which they will not,,,,, but,,,,,,, the way most courts run thier drug testing, if she were to accuse of steroid use and spend the $$ for the test they would test.......... a "buddy" of mine got custody of his kid by spending the money out of pocket for a hail folicle test after his ex kept passing all the piss tests,,, it cost like 600$ but on the list of tests he could pay to order on suspician roids were on there,,, I will ask if he remembered what the test cost, it was up there i am sure but can be ordered.......... this is in ny...

if she puts up the $$$ they will test........

 

[the elite addict]

cuz women are evil and money is the root of all evil!!!!

not true. Many women are not evil. People need to do more thinking about marrying someone. Even if I got another women pregant while married my wife wouldn't do that to me.

 

[bw1]

My buddy is having a hair and urine test today. His soon to-be ex-wife has a court order forcing him to have it done. It's not specific in stating its a steriod test, but she has accussed him in the past. The court order did state the cost of the test, which is $160. I'm no expert, but I would think a steriod test would be alot more expensive. I think she is calling his bluff. He finished a cycle if test-e about 12 weeks ago and finished a short cycle of deca about three weeks ago. I was under the impression that all steriod test were done via blood. Someone please tell me something that will ease his nerves. His guy is a great dad and really wants to get joint-custody of his 4 year old little boy. Thanks FLEX

First of all, why? and how did she get a court order for urine testing? Has to be more to this? What did his attorney say?

 

[flexdaddyz71]

tell your friend right now he is ok because she is stupid, she prob thinks roids will show up on a random drug test which they will not,,,,, but,,,,,,, the way most courts run thier drug testing, if she were to accuse of steroid use and spend the $$ for the test they would test.......... a "buddy" of mine got custody of his kid by spending the money out of pocket for a hail folicle test after his ex kept passing all the piss tests,,, it cost like 600$ but on the list of tests he could pay to order on suspician roids were on there,,, I will ask if he remembered what the test cost, it was up there i am sure but can be ordered.......... this is in ny...

if she puts up the $$$ they will test........

Thanks!

 

[flexdaddyz71]

First of all, why? and how did she get a court order for urine testing? Has to be more to this? What did his attorney say?

Found a few details. They both have to get drug tested. She goes tomorrow. It was actually ordered by a dr. that is evaluating both of them.

 

[ironcheif1984]

Found a few details. They both have to get drug tested. She goes tomorrow. It was actually ordered by a dr. that is evaluating both of them.

Which they probably wont be testing for steroids so he should be ok if he has not done anything else.

 

[flexdaddyz71]

Which they probably wont be testing for steroids so he should be ok if he has not done anything else.

We're really close and I know for a fact he has not!

 

[REFORMATA]

not true. Many women are not evil. People need to do more thinking about marrying someone. Even if I got another women pregant while married my wife wouldn't do that to me.

+1

 

[littleb]

not true. Many women are not evil. People need to do more thinking about marrying someone. Even if I got another women pregant while married my wife wouldn't do that to me.

i agree and disagree,,, for instance if my wife left me right now with 2 kids she would get about 1350$ a monthfor 9 yrs then 920$ a month for another 5 yrs do the math if she gets a lil mad at you she owns you.. thats why oj killed the bitch and god bless him......

I agree you have to know the woman b4 you marry her, but you can never realllllly know anyone or trust them besides family........

so too the original poster tell your bro to stay clean for a while give it a year she can put out the cash and have him tested for roids and turn a big profit on the whole deal tell him to be safe rather then sorry

 

[ALIN]

My buddy is having a hair and urine test today. His soon to-be ex-wife has a court order forcing him to have it done. It's not specific in stating its a steriod test, but she has accussed him in the past. The court order did state the cost of the test, which is $160. I'm no expert, but I would think a steriod test would be alot more expensive. I think she is calling his bluff. He finished a cycle if test-e about 12 weeks ago and finished a short cycle of deca about three weeks ago. I was under the impression that all steriod test were done via blood. Someone please tell me something that will ease his nerves. His guy is a great dad and really wants to get joint-custody of his 4 year old little boy. Thanks FLEX

I'm doubting AAS testing is included with this UNLESS it was specifically a court ruled issue.

 

[whitemahon]

I've never heard of anyone being tested for steroids due to a court order. Court ordered is always the big 10. My training partner was on probation for a year & was piss tested weekley. Running truckloads of gear the whole time.

 

[goku_kakarot77]

women are bitches when it comes to these things, they know how to kick ur ass in a different way

 

[Burpees]

not true. Many women are not evil. People need to do more thinking about marrying someone. Even if I got another women pregant while married my wife wouldn't do that to me.

lol.. i wrote my wife our first love note in 4th grade. We experienced everything with each other first, even moved on during hs and stayed best friends, then after got married..going on 8yrs now. 6 years in she left me, because she said *we* were unhappy.. I'm a horny fucker and not too shabby looking to boot.. I quickly gathered new female friends, she found out about 2 of the ladies I was romping with - mind you we are already separated at this point.. Well she starts telling the lawyer I was cheating and I'm a pot head, and I have money that isn't accounted for..and she pretty much hung my ass out to dry.. She ended up backing out because of the possible trauma to the kids (of course at this point i was willing to make up, divorce is a bad business move), she apologized and we continue to enjoy our dysfunctional relationship to this day. I don't trust her as far as I can throw her, she is 5'4 and solid 160..thicker than a snicker. I may be able to move her, just not very far. Short stocky limbs are strong..lol my point? that saying "hell hath no fury like a womans scorn" is dead on.

 

[littleb]

I've never heard of anyone being tested for steroids due to a court order. Court ordered is always the big 10. My training partner was on probation for a year & was piss tested weekley. Running truckloads of gear the whole time.

you are right as far as probation, custody battles for the most part are the avg test as well,,, but she does have it in her power to request he be tested for roids, she will of course have to pay for it,, but look at it from her point of view,, $1000 out of pocket say,, but she will make that up in first month of child support...
I really hope she is stupid and I am pulling for your bro,,, tell him he is ok right now but to stay clean for a while let her spend the 1000$ get a negitive test result look stupid and be out the $$$ then he can more then likely juice till his hearts content and his body in huge.......

 

[eddymerckx]

as i always say, and i don't just say this because i am an attorney--you have to tell your attorney all the dirty laundry so that he/better yet, she, can head-off problem areas.

as far as being private--well, this is all i will say on this topic, we lost a friend recentlyand his wife had no idea--i am sure she knows now, but i cannot help but wonder if his memory is tainted b/c he kept it a secret. My wife knows, and approves--to a point. if it came to a divorce or kids issue--well, that is why you need to have a record of a few blood tests showing low test levels----i don't care if the doc will not give you an rx--you have a record and worst that can be said is you self medicated----stupid, but not with the same stigma as plain old gear use. remember--it's easy to get low test levels

 

[2evil]

lol.. i wrote my wife our first love note in 4th grade. We experienced everything with each other first, even moved on during hs and stayed best friends, then after got married..going on 8yrs now. 6 years in she left me, because she said *we* were unhappy.. I'm a horny fucker and not too shabby looking to boot.. I quickly gathered new female friends, she found out about 2 of the ladies I was romping with - mind you we are already separated at this point.. Well she starts telling the lawyer I was cheating and I'm a pot head, and I have money that isn't accounted for..and she pretty much hung my ass out to dry.. She ended up backing out because of the possible trauma to the kids (of course at this point i was willing to make up, divorce is a bad business move), she apologized and we continue to enjoy our dysfunctional relationship to this day. I don't trust her as far as I can throw her, she is 5'4 and solid 160..thicker than a snicker. I may be able to move her, just not very far. Short stocky limbs are strong..lol my point? that saying "hell hath no fury like a womans scorn" is dead on.

Fuck. And all this time I thought the bitch in your avatar was your girl...

 

[Burpees]

Fuck. And all this time I thought the bitch in your avatar was your girl...

lol..

my wife has a prettier face than Joanna Shari (IMHO), Shari's sex face is perfect though (IMHO)...ohh my wife has ankles, Joanna has cankles (FACT).. I'll trade whom ever had Joanna for mine though (FACT).. Heh..

 

[littleb]

as i always say, and i don't just say this because i am an attorney--you have to tell your attorney all the dirty laundry so that he/better yet, she, can head-off problem areas.

as far as being private--well, this is all i will say on this topic, we lost a friend recentlyand his wife had no idea--i am sure she knows now, but i cannot help but wonder if his memory is tainted b/c he kept it a secret. My wife knows, and approves--to a point. if it came to a divorce or kids issue--well, that is why you need to have a record of a few blood tests showing low test levels----i don't care if the doc will not give you an rx--you have a record and worst that can be said is you self medicated----stupid, but not with the same stigma as plain old gear use. remember--it's easy to get low test levels

xxxxxx advice bro^^^^^^^^^^^