why do people give that "open eyes" look

[decem]

when they walk past you?

you know when you work with someone.. and you see them constantly throughout the day.. and then you walk by them in the hall.. and you really don't have anything to say.. cuz you just saw them two minutes ago... so each of you open your eyes real wide when you're anywhere from 3-10 feet apart.. and you continue to do this.. every damn time you walk by each other in the hall.. or in the office...

where the fuck did this tradition/practice come from?

 

[velvett]

 

[Y_lifter]

That and the "Hey" comment that you feel obligated to say 5 times a day when you pass them....

Even worse is the ones you avert your eyes and wonder if they are gonna 'Hey" you and you will miss you turn and Snub them...

Damn... Bunch'a BS.....

 

[addickt]

I usually interpret that look as an invitation to spit in their eyes.

 

[beastboy]

Next time hand them a bottle of Visine.

 

[WODIN]

After I say Hi in the morning to people I great them after that with a maniacle THE JOKER like smile and a big ass protein fart that I have down to a science to creep out in the silent but deadly fashion. It's a skill, you have to drop the bomb about 15 feet away from then and near a corner turn that will take you out of view.

 

[casavant]

Funny that you bring that up- it's one of those things that's annoying but nobody thinks to talk about. I also hate it when you're walking through a door and someone is behind you, but they're at that in-between distance where you don't know whether to hold the door or blow on through it. It's bad when you misjudge it and they're too far off, and there's an uncomfortable second or two where you're just standing there like an idiot. And sometimes they actually hustle up to get through the door that you so graciously and abolutely needlessly held open for them. Mostly now I just say fuck it and don't hold the door for anyone.

 

[HappyScrappy]

if I ever decide to come out from under my desk at work I usually immediately shove my hand down the front of my pants and start vigorously massaging my testicles and grinning... well, sometimes frowning. then if anyone sees me in the hallway I just start moaning and saying "oh hell yeah! that's the stuff - RIGHT THERE!!! ohhhhh"
then I smile at them and say "morning Jim" and smack them on the back with the hand that has just been down my pants. that works best when it isn't morning, they aren't "Jim", and your hand has a good ball sweat on it.

live and learn.

 

[decem]

Funny that you bring that up- it's one of those things that's annoying but nobody thinks to talk about. I also hate it when you're walking through a door and someone is behind you, but they're at that in-between distance where you don't know whether to hold the door or blow on through it. It's bad when you misjudge it and they're too far off, and there's an uncomfortable second or two where you're just standing there like an idiot. And sometimes they actually hustle up to get through the door that you so graciously and abolutely needlessly held open for them. Mostly now I just say fuck it and don't hold the door for anyone.

lol.. it's even worse when you misjudge it.. and decide to blow through... only to have that person reach the door the very second that it fully closes.. i did that today.. felt like an ass..


dgreenhill.. good one buddy.. funny stuff..