who wants to help me find a summer girlfriend?

[jestro]

Sub, a older chick like covergrl is just what you need. She's probably been around the block a few(dozen) times and can show you the ropes.
Rub here, little circles, that sort of thing.

 

[Sub-Zero]

Sub, a older chick like covergrl is just what you need. She's probably been around the block a few(dozen) times and can show you the ropes.
Rub here, little circles, that sort of thing.

okay where do i get one of those

 

[covergrl80]

Sub, a older chick like covergrl is just what you need. She's probably been around the block a few(dozen) times and can show you the ropes.
Rub here, little circles, that sort of thing.

A girl like ME!!!??? Hold up a sec. I am only 27 (that is not old) and I have not been around the block...LOL

So if he looking for a girl like me he better go find a different block cause if your sending him to mine he has a long way back home sucker!

 

[string_bean00]

lolol, bro i have a friend exactly like that!

he gets so many girls after him, and hes too good to cheat, so he has all these girls always hitting on him and hes nice to them and talks to them and they literally try and drag him to their places and hes like yeah i actually have a girlfriend. he told one girl this and she literally cried.

at one of a party i was at with him this one girl kept following him around and i could tell he was uncomfortable so im like "hey <name>, i need to talk to u about something" to get him away, and hes like thanks man so much thats getting way too awkward.

so then next thing i know hes alone talking to her again, and i started pointing it out to everyone and we were watching how wakward it was for him, and everytime someone else would go talk to both of them id go up to them and be like "hey i need to talkt o you about something" pull them away and be like "look now hes alone with her again ahaha its torture for him watch how funny it is"

hahah sub would be so awesome to party with

 

[samoth]

Hold up a sec. I am only 27 (that is not old)

*cough*




*ducks*

 

[Sub-Zero]

hahah sub would be so awesome to party with

next semester weve got a 2 double apartment style, kitchen and common room, your invited, whenever u want just come ill give u directions to UMD, well go to the gym and impress everyone with our deadlifts..ill even drink for a day/night when you come

 

[Sub-Zero]

A girl like ME!!!??? Hold up a sec. I am only 27 (that is not old) and I have not been around the block...LOL

So if he looking for a girl like me he better go find a different block cause if your sending him to mine he has a long way back home sucker!

rejected #29393938280380

 

[nimbus]

bro we're gonna go to ocean city and pillage this summer

 

[nimbus]

all the girls at the beach are sluts; wear some short orange shorts and tell them you're a lifeguard

 

[Sub-Zero]

all the girls at the beach are sluts; wear some short orange shorts and tell them you're a lifeguard

i dont like short shorts