who wants to help me find a summer girlfriend?

[Sub-Zero]

Find a chick that listens to Manowar. You'll be all set, then.

im not tryin to get my cock cut off

 

[jnevin]

lolol, bro i have a friend exactly like that!

he gets so many girls after him, and hes too good to cheat, so he has all these girls always hitting on him and hes nice to them and talks to them and they literally try and drag him to their places and hes like yeah i actually have a girlfriend. he told one girl this and she literally cried.

at one of a party i was at with him this one girl kept following him around and i could tell he was uncomfortable so im like "hey <name>, i need to talk to u about something" to get him away, and hes like thanks man so much thats getting way too awkward.

so then next thing i know hes alone talking to her again, and i started pointing it out to everyone and we were watching how wakward it was for him, and everytime someone else would go talk to both of them id go up to them and be like "hey i need to talkt o you about something" pull them away and be like "look now hes alone with her again ahaha its torture for him watch how funny it is"

Yup. Like I said, if I were single I'd probably be getting rejected so much it would be ridiculous. Fahk, my hand would probably fall asleep while I was jerking off.

 

[jh1]

Post pics.

 

[samoth]

im not tryin to get my cock cut off

Dude, Manowar's all about drinking, rocking, and fucking. AT least that's what my shirt says.

 

[the_clockwork]

Dude, jerking off to man ass doesn't make you ghey. Right?

if so consider me gay!

 

[the_clockwork]

i didn't know you were gay bro

wtf


it was a joke..

i say them all the time


most are not funny

 

[Sub-Zero]

Dude, Manowar's all about drinking, rocking, and fucking. AT least that's what my shirt says.

so then why do you like them? i thought you prefere to give the attention to the books instead of your penis

 

[covergrl80]

we dont have to listen to avril then.

Ok give me some more info as to what you listen to and we will go from there

 

[samoth]

so then why do you like them? i thought you prefere to give the attention to the books instead of your penis

There's a delicate, natural balance in life, betwixt astute study of the physical sciences and drinking, rocking, and fucking MANOWAR style!

Hail and kill!!

(BTW, drinking beer Joey-style will get you kicked out of most bars. Just FYI.)

 

[Sub-Zero]

Ok give me some more info as to what you listen to and we will go from there

i like all types of music, but various artists from each type. i go by sound, and if i like it, not genre.

name some music and ill tell you if i approve