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Who screams in effort when they train?

From Victorian Guy:

85 year old woman gains 20 pounds on drol! (post #1)

Brothers.

My 85 year old grandmother has packed on over 30 solid pounds in the past 4 weeks. Her max bench has leapt from just the bar to 155 pounds- for reps!

I've been throwing a handful of papervar onto her salad, dissolving anadrol tabs in her tea...and I tell you, she has really turned into a hard-core lifter! Her roid rage is out of control, I tell you.

Just the other day, Nobby and I were with her in the gym. Normally I smack her around when she starts to give up with the weights, but this time the tables were indeed turned!
I was curling 275, and after 15 reps slowed down a tad. She lifted her umbrella (she carries it about in the gym with her) and stabbed me in the crotch, screaming "You fucking WEAKLING!!!". I dropped the weight and collapsed, and she continued the abuse, beating me over the head mercilessly with her fearsome umbrella!
A passerby, an old gent of around 65, stopped and commented "Good Lord, my dear, easy does it!" and she spun around, grabbed his testicles, and began crushing them in a vice-like grip, hissing "Who asked you, FUCKFACE?!"
Finally, Nobby intervened and gave her a tremendous smack across the face with his bike chain, and, once she collapsed and lay on the floor, dropped a 100 pound dumbell on her, screaming the whole time.

Well folks, Nobby and I left her comatose on the gym floor. But tommorow is leg day, and granny will be along for some mind-blowing quad work.
Anyone else have a grandmother as fiesty as mine?
 
nobby is the fucking man. Louden you can be nobby, we just need to give you a chain.
 
that's a funny ass story. sounds like something most of us "wish" we could do and get away with it. LOL tb
 
I forgot to tell you guys. . .

I have trained with Nobby in the past. He made me look like a 12-year old girl with a skirt on when it came to handling heavy weights.

The crazy f**cker indeed carries a bicycle chain in his gym bag. From what I remember, he has a horrific temper. One day he was wanting to see how many reps he could do on deadlift using 700lbs. His old record was 20, but today he wanted 22. For some reason ole Nobby wasn't at 100 percent on this day. . he only deadlifted 700lbs for 19 reps. The animal within was released and he takes out the front doors in the gym and goes out to the parking lot to turn over an old womans car. . . a woman who works at the tag agency next door. Next thing I know ole Nobby starts yelling f**K at the top of his lungs and beating his chest. Someone called the police from their cell phone and Nobby left before the po po's arrived. Nobby can get a little crazy. . thankfully he forgot his gym bag with the bicycle chain inside. I was too scared to take it to his apartment, so the owner of the gym had to make a special delivery for Nobby.

You should see Nobby at the buffet!!! Nobby is an angry man if he is hungry. . but thats a whole different story.
 
Nobby just called me from UK and said he is coming down to Norman, Oklahoma next Friday for a training session!

He calls me and says:

Nobby: "Whaz up u phukin wanka!!! You ready for a training session lad? We can't forget the phookin food!!"

I ask:

"Nobby, what are you wanting to train?"

Nobby:

"How about barbell curls with 325lbs, behind the back wrist curls with 405lbs, standing barbell toe raises with 675lbs, Squats with 900lbs, and Stiff Leg Deads with 675lbs?"

Freaked out and a little frightened I said yes.

Nobby wants to pay a visit to the local chinese buffet and McDonalds.

Can you believe this guy? I hope I can keep Nobby from getting arrested!! Thankfully, airport security will take his motorcycle chain.

Ah yes, the adventures of Nobby!!
 
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