Who needs domestic? Some funny shit....

[DerekRF]

So my mother goes to Mexico once a year to buy Cialis for my pops. She calls me up, asking if I needed anything. I asked her to pick me up some Betamethasone Valerate, a topical steroid (not in the anabolic sense) which is a cream that heals open wounds because I was in a bike wreck over the winter. I don't have health insurance by the way.

To make a long story short, she's back from Mexico now and calls me over. When I get there she hands me two vials of TEST PROP! I guess she told the Mexican dude at the Farmacia about the B.V. cream, and also said it was a topical steroid so test prop is what he gave her. I turned ghost white when she handed it to me, but then realized that she had no clue what it was.

Who says you need a domestic source? Just ask your mother to smuggle it for you!

 

[YankeesMan]

LOL... what are moms for if not smuggling gear into the country.

 

[Advisor_x]

Great to have an Steroid Mom.............LOL

 

[donsj]

Next time tell her to get 3 bottles of EQ for your horse.

 

[2lunatics_ina_rubber_room]

You can always count on your mom to come through when no one else will. Hillarious story bro !

 

[Makavelli]

That's classic. She's tells the guy she needs steroids and he says "here".

 

[bombsaway]

and shes none the wiser! get her to smuggle a few hundred bottle of sust and YOU can be the domestic supplier!

nice one!

 

[bicepts101]

Next time tell her to get 3 bottles of EQ for your horse.

LMAO!

funny storey bro....mom always pulls though

 

[LoneTree]

Congrats!
BUT DON'T USE CORTICOSTEROIDS ON AN 'OPEN WOUND'..
This the last thing you want to apply to open wound. It decreases immune response causing more likelihood of infection.
It also retards wound healing.
It is mainly used to treat allergy-like skin conditions.
Just use a topical antibiotic (like triple-antibiotics)

 

[small but working on it]

NICE !!!!