Who needs domestic? Some funny shit....

[DerekRF]

So my mother goes to Mexico once a year to buy Cialis for my pops. She calls me up, asking if I needed anything. I asked her to pick me up some Betamethasone Valerate, a topical steroid (not in the anabolic sense) which is a cream that heals open wounds because I was in a bike wreck over the winter. I don't have health insurance by the way.

To make a long story short, she's back from Mexico now and calls me over. When I get there she hands me two vials of TEST PROP! I guess she told the Mexican dude at the Farmacia about the B.V. cream, and also said it was a topical steroid so test prop is what he gave her. I turned ghost white when she handed it to me, but then realized that she had no clue what it was.

Who says you need a domestic source? Just ask your mother to smuggle it for you!

 

[YankeesMan]

LOL... what are moms for if not smuggling gear into the country.

 

[Advisor_x]

Great to have an Steroid Mom.............LOL

 

[donsj]

Next time tell her to get 3 bottles of EQ for your horse.

 

[2lunatics_ina_rubber_room]

You can always count on your mom to come through when no one else will. Hillarious story bro !

 

[Makavelli]

That's classic. She's tells the guy she needs steroids and he says "here".

 

[bombsaway]

and shes none the wiser! get her to smuggle a few hundred bottle of sust and YOU can be the domestic supplier!

nice one!

 

[bicepts101]

Next time tell her to get 3 bottles of EQ for your horse.

LMAO!

funny storey bro....mom always pulls though

 

[LoneTree]

Congrats!
BUT DON'T USE CORTICOSTEROIDS ON AN 'OPEN WOUND'..
This the last thing you want to apply to open wound. It decreases immune response causing more likelihood of infection.
It also retards wound healing.
It is mainly used to treat allergy-like skin conditions.
Just use a topical antibiotic (like triple-antibiotics)

 

[small but working on it]

NICE !!!!

 

[swordfish151]

i dont get it..how did she get test prop over the boarder? i mean she has a script for you pops right? so how would she explain the steriod?

 

[Makavelli]

i dont get it..how did she get test prop over the boarder? i mean she has a script for you pops right? so how would she explain the steriod?

She probably crossed at one of those border crossings where you can bring back 5 units per person. Don't try this in TJ Sword. That or the customs guy was like "Wow! Test and Cialis...have fun Mrs..."

 

[Mythicalbeing]

LOL that's funny.....she taking orders?

 

[DerekRF]

It was the Yuma border crossing, she just stuck it in her purse and didn't declare it. Who's gonna search an old lady?

 

[ceo]

note to self: hire old lady to cross border with gear.

 

[Maxmuscle31]

Way to go MOMZZZZ!!!!

 

[fugetaboutit]

That's hillarious!

 

[Big Rick Rock]

Now go to church and thank God that your Mon didn't get caught crossing the border with that stuff.



-BRR

 

[idcbp]

God forbid its should really happen, but hypothetically if this had happened the same except his mom had been stopped and found with the gear, what do you think would happen? Obviously, she'd explain what she ask for and was in a sense given the wrong item. If I walk into a mex. pharm and purchase asprin, but the guy behind the counter gives me morphine and I cross, whose fault is it? He's the expert, right? I imagine in the case of a mom, it would slide, but in a case of someone like myself, I catch a charge of some sort. The scenario just got me thinking.

 

[DerekRF]

God forbid its should really happen, but hypothetically if this had happened the same except his mom had been stopped and found with the gear, what do you think would happen? Obviously, she'd explain what she ask for and was in a sense given the wrong item. If I walk into a mex. pharm and purchase asprin, but the guy behind the counter gives me morphine and I cross, whose fault is it? He's the expert, right? I imagine in the case of a mom, it would slide, but in a case of someone like myself, I catch a charge of some sort. The scenario just got me thinking.

Profiling.

 

[Makavelli]

If you workout and tell them that story there's no way you're getting out of there. They'll say "yeah sure.". Then they'll get more pissed for you lying to them.

 

[swordfish151]

damn i need to find a grandma!

 

[Destroyer1986*]

Does your mom have a hushmail account? Pm me.

 

[Makavelli]

Does your mom have a hushmail account? Pm me.

Yeah it's [email protected]...

 

[JustGottaKnow]

Next time tell her to get 3 bottles of EQ for your horse.

LMAO

 

[black sheep]

It was the Yuma border crossing, she just stuck it in her purse and didn't declare it. Who's gonna search an old lady?

Save her some time and effort, and turn her on to one of the ancillary places that sells Cialis.

There was just a big story about 3 months ago about a phoenix man (60+ Years Old) that was arrested by mexican authorities for buying non-narcotic prescriptions down there. He was locked up in a mexican jail for a month.

I would hate to see your mom end up in the Mexican Pokey just to get your old man's ...... well you get the picture.

 

[64Pilot]

Does she have a list? Does she accept EGold?

 

[Big Rick Rock]

There was just a big story about 3 months ago about a phoenix man (60+ Years Old) that was arrested by mexican authorities for buying non-narcotic prescriptions down there. He was locked up in a mexican jail for a month.

He probably refused to pay them off. They get pissed when gringos are cheap and wont pay them off to get out of trouble.



-BRR