When a chick you went out with three years ago e-mails you this...

[all the whey]

She has mellowed and matured since then though.

Oh. Well, I guess you were right then.

She would just turn around and smack you in the head with her dick.

 

[javaguru]

Then, why did you date him?


Ha! I beat java in his own thread!

I haven't been on much today...busy...

 

[Pat_McCrotch]

Like Manny said,

She heard you got the geighs and needs a shoe shopping buddy.

LOL @ got the geighs!!!!!! Like its contagious. I hear washing underwear with girls gets them pregnant

 

[Pat_McCrotch]

What about when an old boyfriend from 5-6 yrs ago emails this on 11/22/07?

Subject: Hey Girl

Hi Lara
How are you doing? Well i just wanted to tell you that i hope you and your family have a Very Happy Thanksgiving........
Take care
Joe

he wants the stinky.

 

[bw1]

dude we have the same first name wtf???

lol

 

[javaguru]

lol

lol

 

[patsfan1379]

lol

 

[Smurfy]

he wants the stinky.

well what about this one I got today from a different ex?

when 2 people loved each other as much as we did they always have a little something something deep inside. Add me Lara I miss your page

*grin

 

[all the whey]

well what about this one I got today from a different ex?

when 2 people loved each other as much as we did they always have a little something something deep inside. Add me Lara I miss your page

*grin

Damn!

How many ex's do you have???

 

[Smurfy]

Damn!

How many ex's do you have???

just a few lol
i guess they fall hard. you know how it is, Im sure, to be dumped? I guess it makes the person want you even more. I wouldnt know b/c I always do the dumping.