When a chick you went out with three years ago e-mails you this...

[Raptorex]

I know
but the female responses are funny

" She is obviously feeling terrible about herself cause some guy railed on her and now she wants comfort....cause thats what Id do" type answers

mercy fucks

 

[Wulfgar]

What about when an old boyfriend from 5-6 yrs ago emails this on 11/22/07?

Subject: Hey Girl

Hi Lara
How are you doing? Well i just wanted to tell you that i hope you and your family have a Very Happy Thanksgiving........
Take care
Joe

He wants to stuff you along side the turkey

 

[Raptorex]

He wants to stuff you along side the turkey

lol

 

[javaguru]

I think every Celtic/Goidel name means either (of the) hill, lake, glen, bay, or brewery.



j/k I'm Irish


Oh yeah, she wants you back for whatever reason.

This was a chick that on our first date said she was looking for someone uglier and older. Apparently those qualities would make her feel more secure in a relationship.

 

[mountain muscle]

He probably wants to snap her with a towel while she is going about her business.


I know I do!

Smurfs would just turn around and smack you in the head with her dick.

 

[heatherrae]

This was a chick that on our first date said she was looking for someone uglier and older. Apparently those qualities would make her feel more secure in a relationship.

I should introduce her to my ex -boyfriend, Dan. lol.

 

[all the whey]

I should introduce her to my ex -boyfriend, Dan. lol.

Then, why did you date him?


Ha! I beat java in his own thread!

 

[all the whey]

Smurfs would just turn around and smack you in the head with her dick.

I think she threw a lamp at his face, or a frying pan at his shins.

If I was a robot like nerf I would have that data stored. But, I am only human.

 

[patsfan1379]

lulz

 

[mountain muscle]

I think she threw a lamp at his face, or a frying pan at his shins.

If I was a robot like nerf I would have that data stored. But, I am only human.

She has mellowed and matured since then though.