When a chick you went out with three years ago e-mails you this...

[bottleneckblooz]

Quick definitions (Brian)

name: The dog from family guy.

 

[manny78]

She got fat and its hard for her now to find a quality sausage.

 

[redguru]

Quick definitions (Brian)

name: A male given name (very common: 1 in 135 males; popularity rank in the U.S.: #20)

http://www.onelook.com/?w=brian&ls=a

name: A male given name (very common: 1 in 71 males; popularity rank in the U.S.: #9)

Yikes, I am very common.

Oh and Brian, you should email her back and tell her to bring the astroglide and wear her trap door thermal underwear.

 

[Inhibitor13]

Dear Shan,

You're startin to remind me of the Pampers diaper that won't break down in the dump after three year's.

Not haulin trash again,

Brian

LOL...

 

[patsfan1379]

You know one time this guy scored three touchdowns in one game for Polk High?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!

 

[redguru]

You know one time this guy scored three touchdowns in one game for Polk High?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!

Yeah, and he's got a steady job as a shoe salesman and a Dodge. Besides that, he's got a super-hawt daughter. Much better looking after the implants, i must say.

 

[Raptorex]

She wants to debate religion?

 

[redguru]

She wants to debate religion?

She has been Saved, and now wants to take Javaguru's Testimony.

 

[heatherrae]

What does it mean, if anything?

"Hey Brian. I was cleaning my e-mails and found and old e-mail from you. Just wondering how you are doing. Do you have your sights set on any of the presidential candidates? Hillary, Obama? YUCK. I really don't like anybody, I'm leaning towards Guiliani but I think that he is about done.

I quit my job with HCR and now working for my Dad's company. It's extremely stressful.

Shan"

Some guy made her feel bad about herself so she is looking for attention/validation from you.

 

[gotmilk]

She's worried about the country and wants some of your political nerdiness to help point her in the right direction.









Plus, she's fat and in need of cock