When a chick you went out with three years ago e-mails you this...

[digimon7068]

i'm really bad about cleaning out my e-mail box and, i've gotten so busy over the last few years that i've lost track of some of my friends and acquiantances. . .everytime i clean out my e-mail box i come across an old e-mail from someone that i haven't conversed with in a while and i'll shoot them out an e-mail literally to SEE HOW THEY'RE DOING. . .it doesn't mean anything else. . .however, i'm a d00d and i don't know much about women, but i do know that they don't look, smell, act or think like d00ds. . .

if you're interested in doing a little spelunking in a familiar cave, by all means, use this as an opportunity to open up the line of communication and begin discussing surrender terms. . .otherwise, just assume that it means "hello" and nothing more. . .

 

[all the whey]

She just broke up with her boyfriend and needs a rebound guy,

Agreed.


Or, she is thinking of breaking up with her boyfriend. And, she is getting shit in place before she does the break.

Or, she needs a ego boost.


Or, she is going to use it threaten her bf into doing something. (propose?)

She will tell her bf "The Captain of the High School Football Team is emailing me. It's not wrong because we are not MARRIED. You are just insecure!"

 

[Raptorex]

She's an attention whore?

birds of a feather

 

[all the whey]

She stills feels guilt over dumping you and is just trying to relieve it by being nice

LOL at women feeling guilt!

Nerf doesn't feel guilt. But, that is mainly because she is a robot.

 

[all the whey]

Cue ATW making some joke about "How could she forget the Captian of the HS football team?!?!"

Dammit. I knew I should have read the thread before I replied!! I wouldn't have said it.


I should have known you have a large database of info in your hardrive.

 

[digimon7068]

LOL at women feeling guilt!

Nerf doesn't feel guilt. But, that is mainly because she is a robot.

a sex robot??

 

[manny78]

Maybe she's just looking for a gay friend...

 

[mountain muscle]

Like Manny said,

She heard you got the geighs and needs a shoe shopping buddy.

 

[all the whey]

a sex robot??

I doubt it.

I think it would suck for her bf.

She probably analyzes all her data to calculate the first time they have sex.

Then, each time they are together she calculates if they are going to have sex, what type of foreplay, what positions, etc.

Talk about a boner killer!

 

[all the whey]

Like Manny said,

She heard you got the geighs and needs a shoe shopping buddy.

I think you are right MM!!!

We all know how Java likes to go shopping with the girls!