Whats the stupidest thing you have seen at your gym

[shortstack]

well, i saw a girl (looked like a guy) doing squats, heavy squats, and shat herself right there and then. the amazing thing, is she went to the rest room, cleaned up, and continued with her squats and routine.... thats determination..

 

[Alpine]

well, i saw a girl (looked like a guy) doing squats, heavy squats, and shat herself right there and then. the amazing thing, is she went to the rest room, cleaned up, and continued with her squats and routine.... thats determination..

Oh Damn! That's just filthy! hahhahaha

 

[androjunkie]

God, I can relate to all these posts so well. I fuckin hate all the types of people mentioned. Especially the wanna-be billy bad asses walking around with there "lats spread", I think every gym across the country has a few of them. Or the guys that always try to showoff by outlifting everybody, with either two or more spotters helping to pull or push the weight they are attempting to use. Or middle aged men with "I can't let anyone younger than me lift more" attitude, I love to humiliate guys like that. People suck, that is all.

 

[Vectork39]

i seen titties pop out.... all kinds of titties...fat titties, small titties. round titties, torpedo titties, shit even man boobs

 

[showtime2004]

I particularly like guys that do thier hair and girls that wear make-up to the gym.

 

[HdanSjr]

I actually saw something pretty funny this afternoon. This guy, whos about 40, is really really lean. However, he's about 6 foot and probably weighs 140 lbs. He looks sickly really. Well anyways, all he wears is spandex. Ok, it was back day for me, and apparently him as well. I'm on the lat pull down warming up and he walks up and gets on the assisted pull-up machine, the kind where you step up on steps and put your knees up on a pad to use the weight assistant. Well he has it on 90 pounds and starts doing pullups, very sloppy and fast, becauce he was pulling up all of 50 lbs unassisted. He did 3 or 4 sets of about 50 pullups when this hot chick walks by him, he starts just talking out loud to her about how he's warming up and just pumping his back up. So she looks at me then stands there and nods at him. He said "wait, watch this, and help me keep count". I start in on my 4 set on the lat pull downs while this chick is counting outloud for this idiot. I finish and grab my water bottle and she's still counting, she was on 73 and he was in the up position, i was watching, and his forearm just cramped, he let go, the pad and him flew down, he fell off on his back, the pad shot up and made a LOUD ass crash, and as it flew up it pushed his knees up with it actually sending him into a backwards roll on the ground. I just started laughing, water actually came out of my nose. He rolls out of it, jumps up and starts to shadow box. He looks at the girl who was counting and was like, "Wow, that was a good warm-up", while all of the trainers who work at the club came running up to him. Maybe it doesn't sound funny, but if you knew this asshole and you saw it, then you'd have almost shit yourself. Oh, and he left like 2 or 3 min. after that happened.

 

[e6er]

Just last week I was at my local gym. I usually go during the day but I was running late that morning. So I was stuck going at the busiest time.

I walk in, and start my normal routine, I beleive I was doing shrugs. Anyway I notice this chick has been staring at me for 10 minutes. Her boyfriends working out with her and notices this. He starts looking at me, at this point I am wondering what the hell their problem is, but I ignore it and carry on.

Fast forward 5 minutes, she's looking at me again and I am thinking she has a different workout in mind. So does the boyfriend, and this is when shit hits the fan.

He walks over to me and get's in my face, and proceeds to ask why am I checkin out his chick. "I said bro, you have some fuckin balls." "You you need to keep your woman under control b/c she's been checking me out for 20 minutes." The gym get's quiet, and everyone is staring. I'm on a cycle mind you, and I am surprised I had such self control. Well the guy get's in my face and I shove him and he flew a few feet into the Smith Machine. His girfriend walks off towards the exit, 4 guys jump in and get inbetween him and I. They eventually kick this dude out of the gym. I continue on with my routine, but after a few sets I ended up going home.

That was an interesting evening

 

[khemix]

Just last week I was at my local gym. I usually go during the day but I was running late that morning. So I was stuck going at the busiest time.

I walk in, and start my normal routine, I beleive I was doing shrugs. Anyway I notice this chick has been staring at me for 10 minutes. Her boyfriends working out with her and notices this. He starts looking at me, at this point I am wondering what the hell their problem is, but I ignore it and carry on.

Fast forward 5 minutes, she's looking at me again and I am thinking she has a different workout in mind. So does the boyfriend, and this is when shit hits the fan.

He walks over to me and get's in my face, and proceeds to ask why am I checkin out his chick. "I said bro, you have some fuckin balls." "You you need to keep your woman under control b/c she's been checking me out for 20 minutes." The gym get's quiet, and everyone is staring. I'm on a cycle mind you, and I am surprised I had such self control. Well the guy get's in my face and I shove him and he flew a few feet into the Smith Machine. His girfriend walks off towards the exit, 4 guys jump in and get inbetween him and I. They eventually kick this dude out of the gym. I continue on with my routine, but after a few sets I ended up going home.

That was an interesting evening

Kickass! K+

Chris

 

[Makavelli]

at my old gym there was this old guy who would wear really short shorts and his junk would just hang out whenver he sat down to bench or anything. He would sit there with his legs open and strike up conversations like his cock wasn't hanging out on the bench.

We must have been at the same gym. I used to manage a PowerHouse that had this old guy do the same thing. Had to kick him out once.

 

[falcon9901]

Once I saw this older lady wondering around the cardio area looking for a treadmill. She went up to this kid who was on one and said she had signed up for it earlier. So, the kid, realizing she was right, gets off the treadmill. But here's the catch, he just walked off the treadmill at about 10mph, and the lady had no clue it was still on. She stepped onto the treadmill, and got thrown back like she was shot out of a cannon into all of the exercise bikes. She was on the ground for a good 10 minutes in pain before someone came to help her up, hahah.

Another thing, this puny ass little kid comes in, hes gotta be like 16. He is about 6' 120lbs. Thinks he hot shit, never does anything but 210lbs on the flat bench for about 3 reps 2 or 3 sets. After that he walks around telling people that they have bad form or theyre doing the wrong thing. He always looks at me because he knows I hate his bitch ass, one of these days im gonna smack him.