What's the nicest way to tell woman to lose few extra pounds?

[Bikini Mod]

Well I value money and loyalty. Beauty I buy. Security I carry. I also watch a lot of mob movies.

How do they tell ladies to lose weight?

Simple... by not giving her the time of day.

 

[the_alcatraz]

you make very strong points and I agree with you on ALMOST everything that you said. However, I know a lot of decent men who share my mindset and values. I'm not one-of-a-kind nor am I special. I'm just a decent man. There are a lot of them out there. This post is by no means to defend men and present them in good light, but rather to step-over any / all stereotypes regarding males thinking with a prominent organ south of the equator. Yes, some of them do that, many of them do that, but there are decent men out there. I also realise that you have far more experience in life than I do, by virtue of your age and misfortunes, but life has taught me that sometimes you just need to trust people, no matter how messed up it may seem and no matter how betrayed you might feel, you can't go around and not trust people or believe everyone is the enemy. I was like that for a long time. I think I kinda went off topic a little, but that is a subject that I know a little about. My appologies if I bored any of you with my ranting lol.

Anyways, my position on the topic of this thread is that women are an important part of everyone, they have given us birth, they have raised us, they have fed us, and I have nothing but respect for them, especially the single mothers out there who are trying to make it.

I second my saying. If I were a woman and a man says the above mentioned statement that I commented on to me, I'd headbutt the living daylights out of him. He doesn't know what it takes to be a woman, through childbirth, responsibility, struggling with values and perception of society...etc...

I'll shut up now.

You sir, are the exception to the rule. Most men don't *get this* until they are much older and even then, they still end up chasing the "empty-headed" or "empty-hearted" bitches because "they are hot" disregarding for the most part the women who have everythig to offer them EXCEPT being "hot."

Truth be told, my own husband admitted after seeing a pic of me 20 years ago, there is NO WAY he would have given me the time of day....

It hurt my feelings a little bit because I married him when he had nothing (the only woman to do this with the exception of his first wife who he married right out of the service). But he was honest. Not to mention that he has taken care of me many times when I am sick so I DO KNOW he loves me for me....

Still you must admit that MOST MEN are not this way.

Generally, they are more superficial when it comes to physical beauty and there is no need to get upset with them for that. It is part of their biology, just as it is a woman's biology to be attracted to the man who will be able to provide for her and her offspring best.

Men value beauty and women value security - all else stems from this.

 

[drsketch]

I dont think you can really tell a chic you just met to lose 20lb.. Maybe just express your interest in working out and asking her to join you.

 

[nimbus]

Have you banged her yet?

 

[the_alcatraz]

Have you banged her yet?

nimbus oversimplifying things lol ^^

 

[jnevin]

Throw some water on her at random times but have a concerned look on your face when you do it. When she asks you wtf you're doing, tell her you don't want her to dry out and die before you can get her back to the sea.

 

[*The_West*]

Throw some water on her at random times but have a concerned look on your face when you do it. When she asks you wtf you're doing, tell her you don't want her to dry out and die before you can get her back to the sea.

good thinking jnev. you're a genius!

 

[the_alcatraz]

Throw some water on her at random times but have a concerned look on your face when you do it. When she asks you wtf you're doing, tell her you don't want her to dry out and die before you can get her back to the sea.

that's messed up....but I know you're joking so I'll lmao

 

[nimbus]

nimbus oversimplifying things lol ^^

the advice i'd give depends on the answer to this

 

[the_alcatraz]

the advice i'd give depends on the answer to this

say what? Is that some Guru reply? lol