Please Scroll Down to See Forums Below The first time I ever injected,I was nervous as hell.Everything seemed to be going well,I pumped air into the bottle,pulled the deca into the syringe,cleaned the injection site with alcohol,stuck the needle into my ass and realised I never pushed the air out of the syringe,so I had to pull the needle out,push the air out and stab myself again.That was a painful lesson.
Whats The Dumbest Thing Youve Ever Done.....
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Hugh Gellatts
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"So I fashioned a splint out of a toilet paper roll and some bandaids,and finished my workout."
I think someone watched too much MacGuyver
I think someone watched too much MacGuyver
This is the most hilarious thread I have seen in a while.
Dumb things I have done?
Bought the Cybergenics system a long time ago. Can you say OVERTRAINING?!
The dumbest thing recently?
I was doing flat bench on a machine. The problem with this machine (in hindsight) was that it keeps your arms very far apart, and it drops down way way too low.
So I proceed to do some presses - and get that "zzzzzzzing" feeling in one of my shoulders. Oouch!
It gets better. So, I stop. Walk around for about 5 minutes and proceed to sit on a fly machine. Again - this hold your arms way way far out, and throws them very far back. Duh.
I load it up and start, I get into 2 reps and a pain shot through my shoulder and down my arm like you would not believe.
Tore a rotator cuff and pinched a nerve.
I grabbed my bag and walked right out to my car.
Had to take a MONTH off of training.
Dumb things I have done?
Bought the Cybergenics system a long time ago. Can you say OVERTRAINING?!
The dumbest thing recently?
I was doing flat bench on a machine. The problem with this machine (in hindsight) was that it keeps your arms very far apart, and it drops down way way too low.
So I proceed to do some presses - and get that "zzzzzzzing" feeling in one of my shoulders. Oouch!
It gets better. So, I stop. Walk around for about 5 minutes and proceed to sit on a fly machine. Again - this hold your arms way way far out, and throws them very far back. Duh.
I load it up and start, I get into 2 reps and a pain shot through my shoulder and down my arm like you would not believe.
Tore a rotator cuff and pinched a nerve.
I grabbed my bag and walked right out to my car.
Had to take a MONTH off of training.
Here's another one.
My legs are naturally large for the rest of my body, so I dont hit them as often as other parts. But, I go in one day and do a massive leg workout - total balls out, dizzy, seeing stars .... everything but throw up.
I finish, walk over grab my bag and get in my car.
Thats right - no rest.
So, I am ready to pull out of the gym parking lot onto the street. My legs start to shake, and it becomes more and more difficult to hold the clutch and gas and control them well. The car lurches forward (no I did not crash into anyone) but I turn so sharply and quickly - the right side of tha car goes up on the sidewalk - and before I could stop it - it goes off the sidewalk and crunches the passenger side rocker panel.
See that strip about 8" high under that passenger door? CRUNCH!
So like a year later, I get the car painted - spent 3 grand.
6 months later ...... I do a leg workout ...... leave without resting and do THE SAME DAMNED THING!
That was about 14 months ago. I still have not gotten it fixed.
And yes, I relax for a while now after working out legs.
My legs are naturally large for the rest of my body, so I dont hit them as often as other parts. But, I go in one day and do a massive leg workout - total balls out, dizzy, seeing stars .... everything but throw up.
I finish, walk over grab my bag and get in my car.
Thats right - no rest.
So, I am ready to pull out of the gym parking lot onto the street. My legs start to shake, and it becomes more and more difficult to hold the clutch and gas and control them well. The car lurches forward (no I did not crash into anyone) but I turn so sharply and quickly - the right side of tha car goes up on the sidewalk - and before I could stop it - it goes off the sidewalk and crunches the passenger side rocker panel.
See that strip about 8" high under that passenger door? CRUNCH!
So like a year later, I get the car painted - spent 3 grand.
6 months later ...... I do a leg workout ...... leave without resting and do THE SAME DAMNED THING!
That was about 14 months ago. I still have not gotten it fixed.
And yes, I relax for a while now after working out legs.
w8liftinglady
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Hugh Gellatts said:"So I fashioned a splint out of a toilet paper roll and some bandaids,and finished my workout."
I think someone watched too much MacGuyver
LOL..no,but thanks for the compliment<U.S.Army Reserve training at Ft Sam Houston taught me all kind of cool tricks>
Eightball-18
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lol this thread rocks!
joeljuice
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This has happened me few times. I go to failure with every set, however few times on bench press i hav forgot to use spotting gage and then i have had trouble to roll barbell out of my chest. It is fucking painfull and it must look funny.
Btw my training is bit dangerous, because i usually dont have training partner and i allways use big weights. On my gyme there is not every needed machine. So i have to use my imagenation and sometimes there is prolems.
Btw my training is bit dangerous, because i usually dont have training partner and i allways use big weights. On my gyme there is not every needed machine. So i have to use my imagenation and sometimes there is prolems.
The dumbest thing I ever did...
I was on a heavy cycle and all I had in my head was party and girls. I was drinking way too much (Vodka, Gin, Whiskey, etc. not just beer) and not getting enough sleep.
Needless to say I ended in the hospital with a very yellow skin color. I had f*cked up my liver, couldn't train for many months and lost all my lbs and $.
I had to train naturally for 7 years to recover and lucky as I am my liver is better now than ever. This year I had my comeback cycling but I have to be carefuler than others with orals now limiting them to 3 weeks
Ah, and I don't drink anymore!
I was on a heavy cycle and all I had in my head was party and girls. I was drinking way too much (Vodka, Gin, Whiskey, etc. not just beer) and not getting enough sleep.
Needless to say I ended in the hospital with a very yellow skin color. I had f*cked up my liver, couldn't train for many months and lost all my lbs and $.
I had to train naturally for 7 years to recover and lucky as I am my liver is better now than ever. This year I had my comeback cycling but I have to be carefuler than others with orals now limiting them to 3 weeks
Ah, and I don't drink anymore!
Man these are great!
Keep em comen.
One of my less sophisticated moments:
I was on the cycle warming up for legs, this hottie comes in with short shorts and gets on the stair master, I popped a boner, I had on shorts and the girl on the cycle next to me noticed I think. I got up as notchulantly as possible and tried to sneek back to the locker room. I glanced back for some reason, the chick on the bike could hardly contain herself. I turned beet red and skipped legs that day.
Keep em comen.
One of my less sophisticated moments:
I was on the cycle warming up for legs, this hottie comes in with short shorts and gets on the stair master, I popped a boner, I had on shorts and the girl on the cycle next to me noticed I think. I got up as notchulantly as possible and tried to sneek back to the locker room. I glanced back for some reason, the chick on the bike could hardly contain herself. I turned beet red and skipped legs that day.
METHYL MIKE
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YOU WANT DUMB?? A few months ago, I tried a quad injection-SITTING DOWN ON THE TOILET. I assumed bending my leg was not bad, so i stuck the needle in and BAM!! My leg tensed like a mofo and my syringe shot a few feet away, leaving the needle still stuck in my quivering quad. that fucking hurt-my leg was numb for like 3 days!!
