Whats The Dumbest Thing Youve Ever Done.....

[ultragainz]

well let see.....well long ago months ago i ddi what Mr.USA told me to do run behind him with my knees touching my chin and i did but right when he turned the coner whil running i took off....i ran out the door....that was the good thing but dumb thing was running....with the knees touching my chin

 

[Stan O'Zolol]

I was doing heavy leg presses once on a Hammer Strength leg press. When I had finished I got up and was pretty dizzy...kinda out of it. So I started unloading all the plates...all from the same side. Of course the damn thing tipped over and all the plates slid off the other side making that 'crash' sound you eluded to earlier.

 

[MadCow1]

This is funny - I had eaten a Mexican lunch and had the farts real bad on the leg press.

Well this very hot woman walks by and stands next to it towards the end of a very heavy set. I had to hold it in and I was unable to really push while holding the fart. Fucker pinned me and I had to crawl out but at least I didn't rip that huge one right next to her!! I laughed for days as I've never been pinned by that puss machine.

Others:

-dropped a 25lb plate on my foot from about 4.5 feet. Hit dead center bounced into the air (off my foot) and landed on it again before flopping to the side. Foot went numb instantly and I was laid up but nothing broken.

-Had my spotter fail me on a max squat. Been lifting with him for months and he seemed to know what he was doing - following you down and not touching. Well when I finally needed the help he lost his shit and paniced. Was outside the rack, ass to the floor and just laughing with the weight on my back thinking about how he had faked me out for months. Took 3 guys to pull it off as I was laughing too hard to bail and scramble.

Hope you guys get some enjoyment

 

[Suspension]

Well, not that ive done--but what my spotter has done.

I had 185 on the barbell shoulder press. I asked some high school kid to come spot me. I said I needed a lift off. Well, he more than lifted it off, he must have been using all of his strength cause the fuckin weights came right over the top of my head and landed on my thighs. That little FUCKER. I was ready to rip his head off. Luckily, i was ok!

 

[Stew Meat]

Years ago before I figured out how to do quad injections, I was injecting in the top of my quads and hit a nerve. My leg flinched and the syringe went flying up in the air and landed straight up in the top of my friend's foot!


-Stew

 

[NYStrip]

Years ago before I figured out how to do quad injections, I was injecting in the top of my quads and hit a nerve. My leg flinched and the syringe went flying up in the air and landed straight up in the top of my friend's foot!


-Stew

That's a classic. About 10 years ago I was at this health club doing standing curls, and this smart-ass aerobic instructor chick comes over to me with one of her silly clients and says "You'll hurt your back doing that." I just looked over at her and gave her this "Get your plastic titties and your silly client that you're ripping off out of here." So I'm standing there with 175 like I've done plenty of times before, I start my set, and then I hurt my back so bad that I had to get my training partner to help me down to the locker room. And of course he's laughing his ass off because he saw the whole thing. My back was ok in about two weeks, but it took me about 4 weeks to get back to the gym because of a dislocated ego.

 

[MadCow1]

Funny stuff..

I just thought up something else - not gym related though. This was a long time ago in college so I'm not this dumb anymore.

Friend of mine was using the phone accross the table from me. I'm messing with my roommate's blowgun which I load with a non-pointed flat head style dart (meant to scare dogs away - not sharp). He did not know it was loaded with a different dart than the large hunting style tips in the quiver.

Anyway, I point it at him and he politely excuses himself from his call and says 'Mother Fucker - I'll kill you if you shoot me with that thing' - says it real calm and polite.

So as I'm lowering the gun I burst out laughing at his comment and the dart fires, richochets off an object in the room, and tags him in the throat. He goes totally white , drops the phone, holds his throat, and says, "Oh my God, you killed me."

He figured it out by himself eventually as I was laughing so hard I couldn't talk and almost pissed myself while rolling on the floor.

 

[wretched]

Leg day didn't eat well before and was doing presses. When I got up I got dizzy and told my friend to wait a second, then I said I'm ok now and started walking and passed out...didn't go back to that gym for a month

 

[Hugh Gellatts]

back when I was 120lbs I tried to do a set with the whole stack on the universal machines leg press. The chair on this leg press had a low back, and as I was completing a rep I cheated by lifting my butt up. Before I knew what had happened I was catapulted over the back of the chair and landed in the middle of the gym.

 

[fiatconspiracy]

I like to fart next to my lifting partner and walk away so people think he did it, oh damm the look on his face when the smell hits.....