What the hell does it mean when a woman says this?

[Daisy_Girl]

Actually girls like that always like it when you mail them dead kittens too. I think you need to tell her, that you think your relationship is moving too slow, and you think you guys are really ready to take things to the next level. Let her know that you don't think you could live without her... or her without you.

DAMN, can't believe I forgot about the kittens. Preferably with the head chopped off with a note attached that says "This will be you if you ever cheat on me you fucking whore"

BBF is right, get her an engagement ring. It's been long enough.

 

[vinylgroover]

btw gonelifting, did you know your wife had a boyfriend?

 

[Deleted member 33117]

DAMN, can't believe I forgot about the kittens. Preferably with the head chopped off with a note attached that says "This will be you if you ever cheat on me you fucking whore"

BBF is right, get her an engagement ring. It's been long enough.

Holy shit! LMAO... ok you are starting to scare me a bit there, Daisy_girl. I've had 3 stalkers... so I'm get a bit leary around girls saying shit like that.

 

[The Shadow]

btw gonelifting, did you know your wife had a boyfriend?

I think a more proper question is did she know her husband had a boy-friend

 

[Daisy_Girl]

Holy shit! LMAO... ok you are starting to scare me a bit there, Daisy_girl. I've had 3 stalkers... so I'm get a bit leary around girls saying shit like that.

Damn, I've only had 1 stalker. Never been the stalker though.....back to my whole "if they don't want you, why waste your time" thing.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Damn, I've only had 1 stalker. Never been the stalker though.....back to my whole "if they don't want you, why waste your time" thing.

Never been one either. I had one girl accuse me of it but in light of the fact that jsut three weeks prior to this she had told me she was falling in love with me while we were both laying naked in her bed.... and had just dumped me via an e-mail, I think I was justified in driving over to her house 5 minutes after getting the e-mail to knock on the door and so I could ask... ummm so why did you dump me?

After she didn't answer I gave up on getting one, and later that day (apparently from teh time on it about 3 minues after I left), it said "Stop stalking me! You just really scared me. If you come by again I'll call the cops." I was like, holy shit... what in the hell just happened? I have avoided going withint a mile of her apartment since then (its been over 6 months) since I do not need that sort of bullshit, or a resrtaining order right now.

Anywho, I found out later that she actaully had a boyfriend who she was still seeing when he was on leave from the Marines once every two weeks... and she had totally played me. She had deeper issues than I realized.

 

[The Shadow]

in love with me while we were both laying naked in her bed....

..theres your problem bor......I love you doesnt count if there has been an O!! face within the last 15 minutes

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Anywho, daisy is right goneliftin... nothing says I care as much a dead kitten in your mailbox.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

..theres your problem bor......I love you doesnt count if there has been an O!! face within the last 15 minutes

Fuck! I knew there was a catch. She had several. At least two of them were in the last 15 minutes.

 

[The Shadow]

2 of them??

There ya go...its like a double negative...I love you - I hate you.

See???