What teh Ferk. I woke up with the stiffest neck eva. Turn to either side and get that stinging pulled muscle feeling.

[timtim]

spinal meningitis?

go to a chiropractor

 

[jnevin]

You would know, elfago.

I'm not spanish.

 

[rnch]

...All of a sudden I am dick sucking hoover machine!

waddua u mean...."all of a sudden"....

 

[jh1]

I went and got a fresh batch of flexall Plus, and I got some Icy Hot Heat Therapy Patchs...

Luckily I work @ home 90% of hte time so I can sit here all smelly.

Fuck driving was a bitch, i felt like I was gonna run into a car I couldn't see cause my fucking neck won't let me turn it.

I hat you Jnevin.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Toughen up you fuckin nancy

 

[puddlemonkey]

I was once decapitated by biteme but you don't hear me sniveling about it.

 

[jh1]

Toughen up you fuckin nancy

Imma toughen up in your mouth.

 

[Lestat]

too much pole smoking

 

[rnch]

...I hat you Jnevin.

sounds like u need to work on that gag reflex issue....

 

[ceo]

How do I fix this?

go get a massage (a real one from a massage therapist - not one of those guys at the bathhouse), happy endings optional.

for your preso...do some stretching of the affected area and def. take 800 mgs ibuprofen an hour or so before the preso.