Papa Lion
New member
deep down chicks dig stalkers, call her... and call her ALOT and leaves lots of messages... start off with the jim carey voice form dumb an dumber "I like you... I like you aloottt!!" then work your way up to "hey I'm not sure if you got my last message" ... then.... "hey I called the ER and the police to make sure you are ok and they haven't heard anything, so I'm gonna swing by your house just to make sure you're ok and not trapped under your refrigerator or something" btw they have to get longer and longer and longer each time!! then look up her parent's number and get a message to her via the parents... that'll seal the deal!! she may get a restraining order... but that's just to test your love... but just stay the course... stay the course!!