Well, My life is over because I'm a loser and liar.

[HS Lifter]

Turns out this post is a joke.

Wow, what a great idea.

"I'm going to go on EF and make a fake post about my 18 year old girlfriend being pregnant".

You really must have been bored.

 

[Lao Tzu]

Anyways I was thinking of maybe giving her 200mg of DNP for a while too, like 10 days or so. Maybe it can pollute her uterus and make an unstable environment for the fetus and she will miscarriage. I think she needs to lose a few pounds anyways.

that probably wont work. Why not hook a garden hose up to the exhaust on your escort and stick the other end in her vagina, that'll probably kill the baby after a few minutes.

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

Oh beautiful, nice fucking joke. Now I have to delete all my posts on this thread.

We all got played.

 

[Paulos]

that probably wont work. Why not hook a garden hose up to the exhaust on your escort and stick the other end in her vagina, that'll probably kill the baby after a few minutes.

Word. That isn't a bad idea.

 

[pitbullstl]

Word. That isn't a bad idea.

What an utter waste of space, nice topic for joke material.

Fucking Asswipe.

 

[Scarlett33]

Isn't Paulos the one who lied about running over that puppy? I was really feeling bad about this poor unwanted baby. You really had everyone going until you started in with the silly sh^t.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

After all this fucking crap you will be lucky if you get a loose sheep pregnant! She will be like, "You aint getting no part of this Apple Bottom ewe ass, loser!" Hoof to face!

 

[big4life]

I kinda like Matt's idea.

 

[Paulos]

What an utter waste of space, nice topic for joke material.

Fucking Asswipe.

Calm down baby.

Look on the bright side, at least there isn't some poor unwanted baby or 18 year old girl I'm going to abort with a coat hanger.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Calm down baby.

Look on the bright side, at least there isn't some poor unwanted baby or 18 year old girl I'm going to abort with a coat hanger.

Boy did your mom make a mistake!