We haven't had one of these in awhile....

[Champ]

3'4" 93 lbs.

My hobbies include weightlifting and acting in midget porn.

ANd your goal is to play in the NBA

 

[KAYNE]

5 FEET TALL
ONE LEG
280 LBS
39% BF
FLABBY 19" ARMS
2" COCK (3" ERECT)
9 FINGERS (MY DOG BIT OFF ONE OF THEM)
4 TOES (ON EACH FOOT)
20 YEARS OLD
MOLDED EARLOBES (THEY ARE STUCK TO MY HEAD)
BENCH: 110 LBS
SQUAT: 110 LBS
GOALS: TO BE THE BIGGEST FREAK ANYONE HAS EVER SEEN!!!!

 

[KAYNE]

HOBBIES: TAKING MY PROSTHETIC LEG OFF AND "KICKING" MIDGETS IN THE HEAD.

(NO OFFENSE TO THE LITTLE PEOPLE)

 

[Night Fly]

height, weight, BF, age, and goals.

Age: 21 in 10 days
Height: 5'7"
Weight: 155
BF: around 16%
Goals: To get down to 135-140 lbs for my first contest in August.....AND, to prove it to myself that I can do it!

 

[KAYNE]

height, weight, BF, age, and goals.

Age: 21 in 10 days
Height: 5'7"
Weight: 155
BF: around 16%
Goals: To get down to 135-140 lbs for my first contest in August.....AND, to prove it to myself that I can do it!

LIAR!!! YOU ARE A MIDGET!!!

 

[Night Fly]

LIAR!!! YOU ARE A MIDGET!!!

GRRRRRRRrrrrr.............you are the midget, fuckface!

 

[KAYNE]

MIDGET!