UPDATE Sexless and Happy is Possible

[digimon7068]

Bill Clinton clarified that a few years back.

yeah...i'm not using that fucking doucheknuckle as my moral compass, m'kay??

 

[B0ARDIN087]

Good luck. I was seeing a girl and I didnt hit it on purpose for a few weeks because I really liked her and after I fuck a girl I usually want to throw her away, so i thought that would help. It did but then I lost interest anyway later, mostly cause she was awful in bed and out though. good luck

 

[ceo]

yeah...i'm not using that fucking doucheknuckle as my moral compass, m'kay??

that sir, is where you go wrong! Our beloved president proclaimed that oral sex is not sexual relations.

Blowjob became the new handshake.

You could also think of it as masturbation using an aid...someone else's mouth!

Either way, it's not vaginal penetration.

 

[billfred]

that sir, is where you go wrong! Our beloved president proclaimed that oral sex is not sexual relations.

Blowjob became the new handshake.

You could also think of it as masturbation using an aid...someone else's mouth!

Either way, it's not vaginal penetration.

I support this.

 

[mrplunkey]

Would somebody tell me when oral sex stopped being sex? I missed that bus.

This is Bill Clinton's legacy. He convinced an entire generation of young girls that blowjobs aren't sex.

The man does deserve some credit. You've got to be doing something right when the most powerful man in the world can overwhelm a 21-year old chubby intern in the oval office, put her on a regular blowjob schedule and then still get 80% of the soccermom vote.

 

[nangiggles]

that sir, is where you go wrong! Our beloved president proclaimed that oral sex is not sexual relations.

Blowjob became the new handshake.

You could also think of it as masturbation using an aid...someone else's mouth!

Either way, it's not vaginal penetration.

so is that how you shake hands with your bros?

 

[princesa]

Would somebody tell me when oral sex stopped being sex? I missed that bus.

I was wondering the same thing

 

[princesa]

Am I the only guy that thinks getting 3 hummers without having to do any work and then rolling over and going to sleep isn't really a bad thing? He's also smart - building the anticipation ensures that no matter how crappy he is in bed, she will be climbing the walls to actually experience penetration for the first time. Smart bro in my book.

A bit selfish, he is getting his....I'm not so sure about the whole "nice guy" thing. Why wait if you already had oral sex? I don't get it. Catholics usually go to sunday mass after, so it's all good

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Nothing wrong with that (the thinking with the head between your shoulders vs the one between the legs thing). Only thing is, it's pretty much impossible to use both at the same time, so there you go lol. I think it was Robin Williams who said God gave men a brain and a cawk but not enough blood to use them both at once.

In times when welfare moms and teh herp are increasingly common, it seems people could use more blood upstairs vs down. At least til they have their shit together.

 

[ceo]

so is that how you shake hands with your bros?

Nah...just the hoes!