This months Flex - Month of Ugliness

[AAP]

First you have an article on Marcus Ruhl. the former King of Ugly. the new King of Ugly is currently gracing about 9 pages of ads in there. I am talking about none other than Tom Prince. Man, that goatee and lips is SCAREY.

Page by page observations:

Page 28 in photo shoot Theater of Pain. See Ronnie doing the bicep curls? Look at the dumbell in his right hand. Notice how it has been touched up to change 45lb to a readable 75lb? Unless this is some of that apples and oranges workout he is famous for, they are boosting the number game here. In the prior page on 27, kevin Levrone is suppose to be preacher curling a 120lbs dumbell with one hand.

Page 43 - check out that fucked up shot of Sarcev's leg. After surgery. man that is fucked up. what a fucking cut and stitch job.

Page 44 - Tom Prince. Ugly personified. Truly massive, but the guy needs a FACE.

Page 51 - Tom Prince. Ghetto ugly this time.

Page 59 - Paul DeMayo. Good Lord. Look at that mass. Shit, he and Lee Priest could be the new Bruise Brothers.

Page 78-86 Ruhl Ugly. Whew. That was scarey.

Page 93-94 DAMN!! Ronnie looks awesome in that pic. You can like him or not, but he is the king in those pics. I think he will never get this kind of conditioning again.

Page 106 - Notice how D.James doesn't have much to say after Comier handed him his ass after all that talking D. James did about how he had surpassed Chris.

Pages 108 - - - - - -

The contest photos... Lee Priest is just awesome. Man what a comeback. Jay Cutler is showing he is no joke, and Kevin Levrone is just looking sloppy as hell. I think he really has lost his motivation and desire.

Page 118 Stan McCrary 15th place. The man needs to quit. he looks like a shaved baboon in the pics, he will never win or place highly because of his personal background is such a black eye for the sport.

More observations to come.

 

[FreeballinDC]

Page 51 - Tom Prince. Ghetto ugly this time.

Kevin Levrone is just looking sloppy as hell. I think he really has lost his motivation and desire.

Page 118 Stan McCrary 15th place. The man needs to quit. he looks like a shaved baboon in the pics, he will never win or place highly because of his personal background is such a black eye for the sport.

First, is Tom trying to grow his hair back??

Second, I think all Kevin wants to do now is be a rock and roll star. At the Arnold Expo, he was up on a balcony, promoting his CD.

Fill us in on why Stan's personal background is a black-eye to the sport.

 

[MrMuscle]

im waiting for my issue in the mail

 

[AAP]

Kevin is such a mess in these photos. Which is a shame. He just nearly whooped the pants off Ronnie the other year. But his legs are really small compared to what he used to carry. He really looked like he was just lazy this go around. I mean, it sucked.

Stan - Curly Top is just an overall dumbass and what not. His first brush with trouble came when he walked out of Lee Haney's old Animal Kingdom gym wearing sweat pants, and an Animal Kingdom Tshirt and those fucked up sunglasses of his which even Elton John would avoid, he walked 1/2 block down to the corner convenience store, robbed it and walked back to Animal Kingdom and was working out when the police caught him. Next he got busted for a huge roid amount. Went to jail and was released a while later on probation. Then one of his best friends named Bobby ended up dead because of a transaction that included selling someone Follistim (HCG) and telling them it was GH. Bobby was basically the unsuspecting middle man in the thing. Since everyone knew who was behind it and had the money, someone later got in the ear of someone else and informed them when Curly Top was doing business....... down at Hartsfield Airport.... can you believe that? Got popped with 12K worth and went to jail. For the remainder of his probation time plus the new time added. Weider is not going to let anyone with these charges ever amount to anything in his sport.

 

[FreeballinDC]

No wonder he is at the bottom of the barrel. Thats like getting caught fucking a Coke machine.

In all truthfulness, he got what he deserved at the Arnold, he was asymetrical, and was not thick or cut up. He was always the last to be called up at the prejudging.

He has a website linked to musclephoto.com. Some of his lifting partners look like they spent some time in the House too.

Anything else we should know about this erstwhile bandit?


Now about Kevin.....

 

[AAP]

He truly is a sad excuse for a pro bb'er. Thing is if you were to ever talk to him, he would make claims worse than Joe Da Bomb.

 

[FreeballinDC]

You've talked to him???

I couldn't imagine anybody making claims worse than Joe DaBomb, except maybe Miss Cleo

 

[Jae]

I know this dude. He was banned from Main Event on Buford Highway. Talking to him is like talking to a pile of bricks. And that "topomania" shit. What a bunch of crock.

I was there years ago when he got his head split open outside in the parking lot.

 

[FreeballinDC]

So how did he get his pro card in the first place? Did he do this shit after he got his card?

 

[Jae]

He had the armed robbery charge before he got his pro card, not sure about the drug charge.

But basically he snuck in the backdoor at the North American Championship. If you look at his pics on line from that time frame and look at his pics now in the magazines you can see he is small as hell now.

Frankly, this is the most appropiate case of Karma coming back to getcha'.