This is why I fly solo everywhere and with everything I do

[Dial_tone]

So have a one-man batchelor party by yourself without the groom. Few mortal men are hip enough to pull that off. Are you up to the challenge?

 

[needtogetaas]

So have a one-man batchelor party by yourself without the groom. Few mortal men are hip enough to pull that off. Are you up to the challenge?

lol

 

[Bikini Mod]

So have a one-man batchelor party by yourself without the groom. Few mortal men are hip enough to pull that off. Are you up to the challenge?

LMFAO

 

[KillahBee]

So have a one-man batchelor party by yourself without the groom. Few mortal men are hip enough to pull that off. Are you up to the challenge?

Myself and the other dude who is planning it are the two guys there who roll a little differently. We already told the groom that we are going to the strip club, he can sit home in the hotel.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Myself and the other dude who is planning it are the two guys there who roll a little differently. We already told the groom that we are going to the strip club, he can sit home in the hotel.

So you and *your friends* are going to have a bachelor party without the groom?

Ok, so now we see why you have no friends (which is what you said).

Correct me and my trashy ho self, but isn't the bachelor party supposed to be FOR THE GROOM?

 

[Dial_tone]

So you and *your friends* are going to have a bachelor party without the groom?

Ok, so now we see why you have no friends (which is what you said).

Correct me and my trashy ho self, but isn't the bachelor party supposed to be FOR THE GROOM?

FUCK NO! It's for the groom's friends. Their chance to say goodbye to their lifelong drinking/whoring buddy who will from that night forward safekeep his balls in his wife's purse.

 

[KillahBee]

FUCK NO! It's for the groom's friends. Their chance to say goodbye to their lifelong drinking/whoring buddy who will from that night forward safekeep his balls in his wife's purse.

Seriously!! It ain't about the groom!!! It's about getting us laid cause we CAN

 

[Bikini Mod]

FUCK NO! It's for the groom's friends. Their chance to say goodbye to their lifelong drinking/whoring buddy who will from that night forward safekeep his balls in his wife's purse.

Then why bother to involve the groom at all?

Hell just call it *once in a blue moon going out to drink and fuck hos with my boys* night.... NOT a bachelor party.

The party is supposed to celebrate the change in a single man's life. If his wifetobe has a problem with any aspect of the plans then the man needs to MAN UP and tell his friends to go fuck themselves.

I already stated, I dont understand the female mind for begrudging her husbandtobe a raunchy disgusting drunken filth-laden bachelor night. But if that is how she is - then the friends need to shutthefuck up and respect THEIR FRIEND'S WISHES to not cause problems for him in his personal relationship. With friends like that, who needs enemies?

.... just sayin is all.

 

[jnevin]

This is good. I was hoping I'd find a thread full of ranting and overuse of capitals.

 

[needtogetaas]

I'm in love with a male stripper.