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What chu got? I know you fuckers have some quirks.

I'll start.....

I guess this one isn't too weird. I'm a germaphobe when it comes to public places. Especially bathrooms. I always turn off the faucets and open the doors with a paper towel. I will also use a napkin to hold a sauce or ketchup cantanister. When at a buffet or homestyle restaurant I always grab the serving utensil left handed because I eat right handed.

Now for the weird shit lol

I always do shit first with my left side. Example,,, I always put my left shoe and sock on first. When in the gym I always load up the left side of the BB and grab te bar with my left hand first.

I dont know why I do this shit but I feel weird if I don't lol
 
Memories, I recall a thread like this one years ago..

Mmmmkay...

I use my foot to flush toilets in public places..I also wipe down every thing and never take the first sheet of toilet paper or paper towels. Lol

My food pantry, yeah. I have shelves and on those shelves certain things must remain..I have 3 kids that shuffle through it and intermingle things and I rearrange it at least 50 times a day, but damn.....Certain things go in certain places.

I have to put my socks on before my pants, I will literally have to take off my pants if I need to change my socks.

I hate mixed foods. No sauce mixed with my pasta until I put it on my plate and mix it myself. My food cannot touch another food on the plate until after I have it all set on my plate and then I mix it up...

I look at every bite of food before I eat it, I inspect my food. Lol

I do my needtobuildmuscle orders in a certain way and hate having my husband help because he messes with my routine..One merchant before the other,all US orders before over seas, envelopes first, medium boxes next, large last.

I have a huge list of my weirdness.
 
I don't like to eat food except from commercial establishments or what I cook.

If I didn't see it being prepared I'm knot eating shit from neighbors/co-workers.
 
PICK3 said:
I don't like to eat food except from commercial establishments or what I cook.

If I didn't see it being prepared I'm knot eating shit from neighbors/co-workers.
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PICK3 said:
I don't like dropping the browns off at the stadium except via my own throne
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PICK3 said:
I have a phobia when it cums to cawks



except my own
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^^^
excluding that and chronic anxiety/depression/insomnia/periodic substance abuse and self-esteem issues I'm perfectly well adjusted

just sayin'
 
only weird thing I have is if I or someone close to me has some sort of pain I go grab my anatomy books and want to know the name of every muscle, tendon, nerve, vein, bone including all little bumps and holes of said bones etc within that area...

the nerve thing always takes me through more or less most of the nervous system
I actually figured out what was up with my husbands pupils after a surgery that way...mentioned it to the dr and she was like HEY youre right!!! but thats a common intubation complication I should've known anyway

I don't like anything of mine moved..if its paperwork ona desk..don't touch it no matter how messy it is..I get irrationally angry and anxious if its moved

thats about it...rest of you are weird
 
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Angel said:
Memories, I recall a thread like this one years ago..

Mmmmkay...

I use my foot to flush toilets in public places..I also wipe down every thing and never take the first sheet of toilet paper or paper towels. Lol

My food pantry, yeah. I have shelves and on those shelves certain things must remain..I have 3 kids that shuffle through it and intermingle things and I rearrange it at least 50 times a day, but damn.....Certain things go in certain places.

I have to put my socks on before my pants, I will literally have to take off my pants if I need to change my socks.

I hate mixed foods. No sauce mixed with my pasta until I put it on my plate and mix it myself. My food cannot touch another food on the plate until after I have it all set on my plate and then I mix it up...

I look at every bite of food before I eat it, I inspect my food. Lol

I do my needtobuildmuscle orders in a certain way and hate having my husband help because he messes with my routine..One merchant before the other,all US orders before over seas, envelopes first, medium boxes next, large last.

I have a huge list of my weirdness.
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Damn. I thought my shit was fucked up

lol :D

One of my friends growing up had some serious OCD issues.

He was also a collector/hoarder of things. He had all his cds and VHS tapes (way before DVD's lol) alphabetized and categorized by genre. We would purposely move shit around and he would literally freak out. "You're fucking up the cosmic balance, man! Don't move my shit" haha

We would also leave his place and he would literally check three or four times to make sure he locked the door.

I'm sure he did other crazy shit when we weren't around.



one, two, three, four, five, six
 
if i accidentally hit something with my left hand, i hit it with my right hand to balance

if i hit something with my right hand, i hit it twice with my left hand and once more with my right hand.. :heks:

sometimes when i walk ill feel the urge to kick the side of my right foot into the side of my left foot, and it has to feel a certain way or else i'll keep doing it. usually takes about 6-10 tries. people ask me wtf i'm doing; i usually just say my foot itches.
 
SL, have you ever watched that show called the OCD project on VH1?
It has a lady who thinks shes going to kill her son if she doesn't blink her light switch three times before entering a room.
and some big guy who's afraid people think he's going to kill them. dude actually went of to someone and said, "i'm not going to kill you".
and the doctor helping them is the craziest of them all. i think he even ate trash during the filming.

it had to be staged.


anyways, I don't have any weird habits except being a super hypochondriac when I'm super sick.
I never go to the docs though, I just try to worry about shit. It probably dates back to my earlier ages (I've almost died a ton of times, i'm like a cat, i have nine lives).

aside from that, I can't stand to be around super negative people.
And I got bullied when I was super young (before high school).
this was part of the original reason I wanted to get big.
but that changed as I fell in love with football....

that's all of my secrets......
 
If I'm about to give a big talk, I'll sneak-off at the last second and buy a shoe shine. Then I'll tip the guy 100%-200%. If I break the routine, I'll be "flat" during the presentation.

Also, if I'm working on charts for a presentation, I won't finish the presentation until less than 24 hours before the talk. If I do, it jinxes the presentation and it won't go well.
 
Every woman I date, is OCD and crazy as HELL!!!!!! Loolol
 
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Angel said:
I have to put my socks on before my pants, I will literally have to take off my pants if I need to change my socks.
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Post a video of you changing socks!

:D
 
nimbus said:
if i accidentally hit something with my left hand, i hit it with my right hand to balance

if i hit something with my right hand, i hit it twice with my left hand and once more with my right hand.. :heks:

sometimes when i walk ill feel the urge to kick the side of my right foot into the side of my left foot, and it has to feel a certain way or else i'll keep doing it. usually takes about 6-10 tries. people ask me wtf i'm doing; i usually just say my foot itches.
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It's hilarious you say this because when I was a kid I used to do something very very similar. If I was walking and I scraped my left foot on a step I'd have to scrape it the exact same way with my right foot to balance it out. And if I messed up I'd have mess up with my left foot too. Everything had to be perfectly the same lol. Even with stepping on cracks, if I stepped on a crack with the front left foot I'd have to step on one with my front right foot.

It goes a little beyond that but I don't feel like sharing how much more weird I am ;)
 
I wish I could pinpoint it - I'm just messed up all over; there's no pattern really. Oh - I don't like people in my house or my car. I always feel like I'm going to be judged about my space. Okay maybe there is a pattern there.
 
I've still knot met a "normal" person ... no matter how accomplished everyone is fucked up on some level.

just sayin'
 
I get sad if my hair doesn't look really awesome.
today in class, a teacher made me take my hat off and it was messy.
 
if I shake somebody's hand I feel a strong compulsion to run to the bathroom and wash my hands. I really don't like it. I can feel the germs crawling on me.
I won't touch the taps, toilet, or doorhandle in the bathroom.
I have to clean a shared phone at work or I can't use it.
I don't like thinking about how cheese is made because of all the bacteria.\
When I was little I did the balancing out of right side left side thing too.
It was much worse when I was an active addict. I would compulsively check locks, the stove, light switches. I'd turn them off and on a few times every few minutes, and lock and unlock the door to make sure it was locked.
Then again, I was also fairly certain that there was somebody outside my door listening, and I would also have to check the blinds every five minutes to see if there were murderers standing outside my house. LOL.
oh yeah, and I could see bugs under my skin out of the corner of my eye, but if I tried to look directly at them they would scuttle off.
I'm ok now though
 
nimbus said:
if i accidentally hit something with my left hand, i hit it with my right hand to balance

if i hit something with my right hand, i hit it twice with my left hand and once more with my right hand.. :heks:

sometimes when i walk ill feel the urge to kick the side of my right foot into the side of my left foot, and it has to feel a certain way or else i'll keep doing it. usually takes about 6-10 tries. people ask me wtf i'm doing; i usually just say my foot itches.
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lololol i do the same shit.

I also blink every time a car passes me while im driving, ill only blink when the car is in line with my car, like parallel. Fuckin weird
 
I'm very OCD about punctuality. I'm not sure where it came from or when it started. But i can generally time, to the minute, how long it will take me to get somewhere that is a less than 20 minute trip (and I will show up on the dot of the time I said I would be there) to a familiar location - an example is I know after 6:30pm it takes me exactly 12 minutes to get to my best friend's house from home. Anywhere unfamiliar or over 20 minutes, I budget an extra fifteen minutes in (or more, depending on the time of day and expected traffic). If something comes up - construction, and accident, etc - that delays me beyond that budgeted time, I start stressing out majorly. I literally have an internal freak out if I am even going to get somewhere at 7:02 instead of 7:00. As far as OCDs go, it could be worse....at least other people benefit from it, and most never know how much that kind of thing bothers me (which doesn't mean it goes unnoticed - but it's usually remarked on in an appreciative light, not a "wow, you're a freak" light lol)

I don't like being super early either....there's a five minute window of perfection for me. Unless it's work/diving related, in which case I'm usually there at least 20 minutes early, often the first person there.
 
nefertiti said:
I'm very OCD about punctuality. I'm not sure where it came from or when it started. But i can generally time, to the minute, how long it will take me to get somewhere that is a less than 20 minute trip (and I will show up on the dot of the time I said I would be there) to a familiar location - an example is I know after 6:30pm it takes me exactly 12 minutes to get to my best friend's house from home. Anywhere unfamiliar or over 20 minutes, I budget an extra fifteen minutes in (or more, depending on the time of day and expected traffic). If something comes up - construction, and accident, etc - that delays me beyond that budgeted time, I start stressing out majorly. I literally have an internal freak out if I am even going to get somewhere at 7:02 instead of 7:00. As far as OCDs go, it could be worse....at least other people benefit from it, and most never know how much that kind of thing bothers me (which doesn't mean it goes unnoticed - but it's usually remarked on in an appreciative light, not a "wow, you're a freak" light lol)

I don't like being super early either....there's a five minute window of perfection for me. Unless it's work/diving related, in which case I'm usually there at least 20 minutes early, often the first person there.
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opposite here.. i have to show up where i gotta be at the lastt minute,no matter what.. it causes me to be late often due to possible traffic

they call me the minute man at my job..its a sickness.. i CANT be early.. it depresses me
 
When I smoked crack I would be looking out every window in my house every 2.3 minutes...peeking through blinds, making sure my stash was accessible and hideable at the same time :rolleyes:
Some other REAL crazy stuff too that I'm too tired to remember right now.
 
ceo said:
Post a video of you changing socks!

:D
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Goddamn that was funny.

I'm extremely anal about the way I arrange things. I even rearrange the weights in the gym between sets if they're not the way I prefer them. But it's not a compulsion; there's no negative consequence if I can't rearrange. It just feels like my environment is out of whack.

The bad one I have is that when I'm tired or stressed (especially if both) words quietly come out of my mouth without any intention on my part of saying them. Very often it's things that run through my mind when I masturbate like, "suck my dick, Vicky."

When my wife would hear me do this, I used to tell her I was just singing or humming some song. Eventually I made the mistake of admitting what I was doing and now she has to bust my balls whenever I do it.

Other than that, I'm right as rain. Laughing my ass off at you germ phobes.
 
iggy said:
SL, have you ever watched that show called the OCD project on VH1?...
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there was a lady on there who when driving, would come to a sudden stop every 10 feet because she always thought she hit someone. So she was jerking around like it was her first time driving a stick or something.

The therapist decided to "cure" her by having her drive while he threw baby dolls at her windshield. Funniest thing ever!!! Lolol

And I have this thing where I have to count the number of circles I move the toothbrush in while I brush my teeth. I can't brush them without counting.

I also have a phobia of touching newspaper. It's like scratching finger nails on a chalkboard to me. I cringe at the feel.
 
I do a lot of what people described here but I think it is quite normal - except for some of you freaks.

Like not touching the door handles at a public bathroom. Who would do that? Flushing with my foot - yeah. Cleaning the toilet seat before sitting down - people who don't do that stuff are gross.

I think I am too ADD to have any real OCD issues. Can't focus on anything long enought to do it twice the same way.

Here is one that I do have - I don't like my drink poured where there is more liquid than ice. I like just enough liquid where the ice is not floating. I get a coke and a glass of ice and pour it that way - waitress comes over and tries to top my glass and I always put my hand over it. They think I am nuts.

Lot of times I will order a drink + a glass of ice just so I can mix it right.
 
hurricane said:
opposite here.. i have to show up where i gotta be at the lastt minute,no matter what.. it causes me to be late often due to possible traffic

they call me the minute man at my job..its a sickness.. i CANT be early.. it depresses me
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You and I could never be friends lol

Other people being late bothers me too....to a lesser degree than the prospect of my own lateness, but I get very antsy if anyone makes me wait even for a few minutes. I had one very good friend in college who moved like molasses. I loved her to death, still do, but on the inside I felt like crawling out of my skin every time I had to sit there, completely ready to go do something, and wait for her to slowly put her life together so we could leave.
 
miplank said:
bunch of wierd fuckers up in here
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You didn't hear mine yet.

I have the compulsion to blow an air raid siren every last Friday of the month at noon. And I do; every month! I get all weird if I can't do that. And of course I need 200 or 300 old TV sets sitting around, and I don't watch TV.

Charles
 
nefertiti said:
I'm very OCD about punctuality. I'm not sure where it came from or when it started. But i can generally time, to the minute, how long it will take me to get somewhere that is a less than 20 minute trip (and I will show up on the dot of the time I said I would be there) to a familiar location - an example is I know after 6:30pm it takes me exactly 12 minutes to get to my best friend's house from home. Anywhere unfamiliar or over 20 minutes, I budget an extra fifteen minutes in (or more, depending on the time of day and expected traffic). If something comes up - construction, and accident, etc - that delays me beyond that budgeted time, I start stressing out majorly. I literally have an internal freak out if I am even going to get somewhere at 7:02 instead of 7:00. As far as OCDs go, it could be worse....at least other people benefit from it, and most never know how much that kind of thing bothers me (which doesn't mean it goes unnoticed - but it's usually remarked on in an appreciative light, not a "wow, you're a freak" light lol)

I don't like being super early either....there's a five minute window of perfection for me. Unless it's work/diving related, in which case I'm usually there at least 20 minutes early, often the first person there.
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my husband is like this...to the point where ...he has to check out a new place by driving there the day or a few days beforehand so he's not late after mapping it out like 5 times for the best possible route there...BUT he has to be like an hr early to everything
crazy bastard likes to be an hr or two early to work every day too...considers himself late if he shows up at like 7 when everyone else shows up around 8-ish...and he's salary

it makes me a little insane because Im more like cane but his need to be early/on time compulsion has worn off on me and now I find myself showing up 15 minutes early to everything :rolleyes:
 
kx250rider said:
You didn't hear mine yet.

I have the compulsion to blow an air raid siren every last Friday of the month at noon. And I do; every month! I get all weird if I can't do that. And of course I need 200 or 300 old TV sets sitting around, and I don't watch TV.

Charles
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shit, they blow air sirens here every friday here at noon during tornado season. :)
 
I didn't even know what a tornado siren was until I went to basic..but they were the dealios that are on the buildings that spin or something..idk
 
Last August we were on the Balcony at the Kalahari Resort in Sanduski, OH watching the thunderstorm in the distance when they started the tornado warning siren. My wife who grew up in NY had no idea what it was. The hotel ended up making everyone go into the basement for an hour and a half until the warning passed. It sucked because we were packed in like sardnines and it was hot as hell. The girl in front of me (wearing a bikini) kept backing her ass into my crotch and then had the nerve to give me a disgusted look when I got a stiffie.
 
Lol that's a regular day here in KC in the middle May...I hate when it goes off in the middle of the night I'm just standing next to Abbys room waiting to grab her and run downstairs. Johnny used to give me so much shit for takin those sirens seriously......
 
My wife always yells at me telling me to get back in the house cuz i'll be out in the front or back yard watching the clouds/storm.

She doesn't understand it's guy code to go out and access the situation.
 
shirlene29 said:
my husband is like this...to the point where ...he has to check out a new place by driving there the day or a few days beforehand so he's not late after mapping it out like 5 times for the best possible route there...BUT he has to be like an hr early to everything
crazy bastard likes to be an hr or two early to work every day too...considers himself late if he shows up at like 7 when everyone else shows up around 8-ish...and he's salary

it makes me a little insane because Im more like cane but his need to be early/on time compulsion has worn off on me and now I find myself showing up 15 minutes early to everything :rolleyes:
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I'm not quite that bad (yet lol)....I don't look for the best route beforehand or even really at all. But whatever way I'm taking I either know exactly how long it will take at any particular time of day, or I add fifteen minutes to my transit time. This area isn't all that complicated....generally I'm going to find myself using one of four or five major roads, and the minor roads connecting them. And as mentioned....I don't strive to be more than five minutes early at the most aside from with work (for which I have a logical non OCD reason for liking to get there really early).
 
I'm not OCD about anything. I don't like public bathrooms and not because of the germs, but because I can't stand other peoples waste all around me! I'll go, but just feel icky in them.

And Nef, I am very punctual. VERY! most, if not all of my friends are late all the time. It's cool, I tell them 7:30 when they need to meet me at 8. It's all workable!
 
blueta2 said:
I'm not OCD about anything. I don't like public bathrooms and not because of the germs, but because I can't stand other peoples waste all around me! I'll go, but just feel icky in them.

And Nef, I am very punctual. VERY! most, if not all of my friends are late all the time. It's cool, I tell them 7:30 when they need to meet me at 8. It's all workable!
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:wavey:
 
Im OCD when it comes to the sun. I walk around in an umbrella if im not wearing sunscreen. Damn its hard though because every unimaginative low life Aussie cant think of anything else but "Awh, you know it's not raining"

I'm also germ consiciious when it comes to phones and use loudspeaker when I can to keep the contact minimal to my face.
 
PuddleMonkey said:
excuses excuses
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Cindy just called me...she was out with aimee earlier today and fell asleep watching the UFC.

Cindy doesn't think she's going to make it to church tomorrow...Apparently the heathen is growing in her and I'm not referring to our love child.
 
-I can't shit on a public toilet. When I check into a hotel, I always bring rubbing alcohol and the first thing I do is sterilize the crapper, the fawcets, doorknobs, the phone, and the TV remote. I also bring my own toilet paper.

-I can't let my hair get scruffy at all; I have a haircut every 3 weeks to the day. To be sure, I book like 4 haircuts in advance with my hairdresser.

-I can't get off with a woman on top of me. No matter if she's tight as all hell and can ride like a pornstar, I just can't.

-I have a serious issue with heights if I don't feel 'secure'. I'm fine being up 250ft on a roller coaster, but there's no way in hell I'm climbing any higher than five or six rungs up a ladder.

-I MUST have caffeine to start my day. Not even optional...I'm half asleep even a full hour after waking up without it. Oh, and grumpy approaching straight-up angry til it kicks in.

-If I'm eating jellybeans, jubes, M&M's, or Mike and Ikes, I almost always dump the box/bag out on the table and divide them by colour (no racist). I like to eat two of each colour at a time.

-I'm very particular about my reading material being in pristine condition; if the top book, newspaper, or magazine in a stack looks like it's been read before or has even a little crease or blemish on the cover, I will reach further back into the stack and find one in mint condition. For this reason, I seldom loan people books I've bought; any damage to the cover or pages within would drive me nuts to the point of wanting to toss it and buy a new one.


There are more, but I don't want to write a novel here.
 
wow, this thread proves how un-ocd i am i guess. im with billfred on this, probably too ADD to muster the effort to be OCD.

cant really think of anything except that i used to pick out all the marshmallows in lucky charms and eat em first and only sometimes did i actually eat the remaining cereal.

oh and when someone bumps into the edges/corners of things or hit their knuckles somewhere, i always wanna grab the the offended area and sooth/rub my hand over it until "I" felt the pain ease. weird, but it provides ME with comfort, this impulse is always there,but pretty controllable so not an issue.
 
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I just thought of one: I can't see a blackhead or pimple (on me or anyone) and not want to pop it! It's the wild monkey in me!
 
nangiggles said:
all of a sudden my fear of toilets sounds more normal....
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when i was a kid I saw amovie about rats that came out of toilets. i'm still a little afraid somehthing is down there waiting to bite me.
 
i'm actually terrified of sledding.
no joke.

almost died when i was a kid.
slid left of the hill and into a tree. my uncle got me out of it before i fell down.
 
I pick my nose when nobody is looking. Not like picking just to pick, I dig for boogers
After I take a shit, I wipe ones with a dry tp, then once with a lightly damped tp, then finish off with one dry tp (3 wipes)
I always sleep with my back facing my GF/ex's, I hate people stealing my oxygen
I'm very good at Pool, I grew up with a table. I go to diff bars and act like i'm bad for a few games, lose a few bucks/drinks. Act like i'm drunk and then play for $20-$100. I havn't lost a 1on1 pool game in 5 yrs, the only person to beat me is my father. I'm not a shark, i'm an asshole
Sometimes when I have sex and i'm too tired to fuck anymore, i'll hit it from the back, pull out and spit on her back to act like I nutted. (I actually got that technique from someone on here)
 
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