I pick my nose when nobody is looking. Not like picking just to pick, I dig for boogers
After I take a shit, I wipe ones with a dry tp, then once with a lightly damped tp, then finish off with one dry tp (3 wipes)
I always sleep with my back facing my GF/ex's, I hate people stealing my oxygen
I'm very good at Pool, I grew up with a table. I go to diff bars and act like i'm bad for a few games, lose a few bucks/drinks. Act like i'm drunk and then play for $20-$100. I havn't lost a 1on1 pool game in 5 yrs, the only person to beat me is my father. I'm not a shark, i'm an asshole
Sometimes when I have sex and i'm too tired to fuck anymore, i'll hit it from the back, pull out and spit on her back to act like I nutted. (I actually got that technique from someone on here)