just washed up..

just imagined smurf and chris having sex after reading the above post (ewwww!)
I just ate chicken and rice, took 20mg of anavar, pooped, showered, shaved, and put product in my hair.
All at the same time.
(kidding)i Just took off my sweaty gym clothes bitches!
i just was thinking this better not turn into another chris/smurf love thread.
lol you started it

I just made polenta and wondered why I haven't made it in such a long time.
i just got back from walmart. just bought some condoms, socks, axe, a loofa, and some bud light pajama pants.
I just cooked a nice little spur of the moment meal for 2 coworkers down here in Augusta. Challenge was they are both gluten free assholes. So, caprese salad, beer marinated steak w/ gorgonzola and prosciutto wrapped asparagus. Then a Rocky Patel vintage 92.
I just made polenta and wondered why I haven't made it in such a long time.
I just read this and thought it said placenta at first.
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Finding the rational zeros and other zeros for f(x)=0 of polynomials and factored f(x) into linear factors.
I just jizzed in my pants
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wasted all my karma on 2 games.
Lol...
Foolish bets.
Made sense at the time.
wasted all my karma on 2 games.
LOL...
Foolish bets.
Made sense at the time.
pfffftttt what up sista
WUT UP?!?!?!?! I want taco bell. Bishes won't deliver. I said "please" and everything! Dang.
Sorry i cant bring it over
..id b kinda far lol
im layin low tonight
I was away from tha computer all day then tha storm killed my connection for a few hours
Dang that sucks... same storm that came through here....
hello?its fuggin spring bishes...
fuck im still hung over...
Sounds nice. I have not had any wine in about a week. I'm 100% just pure me, right now. The world will be sorry.
Lol no the hangover is not so nice...
100 percent purw u is a good thang but yea the world better watch out..
Lil man is on a light trip. He walks around tha house and points out all the lights and looks for the switches to turn them off and on. I gave him a flashlight and we went in his room and turned the lights off. It reminded me of my last acid trip,lol. He was in heaven.
Jon thanx for the karma... both my bets crashed.
I'm gonna be on a K hunt and using Iggy's tip soon.
So thanx.
Just day dreamed about *** **** * *** * ****!!
Aweee how cute... u should let him go to bed with it so he can point at stuff till he falls asleep ... or get him some of those stars on his cieling anw walls that glow wheen u turn off his light... give him sumthin to stare at till he falls asleep ....
so can u tell what he is sayin yet when he talks?
Just woke up.... again. Gotta be with tha parents in <1 hour. Fcuk my life.
I get the impression from your posts that your parents run your life like a boot camp. Is that really true, or is it more that you respect their wishes so you end up doing things just to please them?
Both. My dad is a TOTAL control freak..... but life is much easier if I just do what he wants. Plus, I like my dad.... so I just deal with it.
Yea. Its cute. His fav thing to say is: no no-no-no-no!
Hey thandie, I just got up and working on your thing... I gotta do cardio first, and quiet the kangaroos in my head so I can focus, should be up and running in a couple of hours.
Just finished ordering some Beastadrol.
The amount of money I spend on supplements, and then anti supplements -cloves/camel non filters-
ridiculous.
Just Grumpy bout my karma situation.
-sigh-
Metaphorically, and EF that is.
I just returned from the gym. sweaty
I just got back from bike riding, 23.5 miles...I can't feel my legs
awesome. outside? I cant wait for the weather to warm up here. I already have a trail eyeballed. Just need a bike lol
Got home from tha parent's house. Yeeeaaaaaaaaaa..............
Basically, my dad instructed me to violate the laws of the United States, the State of Missouri, and the city of Kansas City, by inciting civil disobedience (riot) at my PRIVATE CATHOLIC JESUIT UNIVERSITY of HIGHER LEARNING, over a three credit hour US CONSTITUTION class, or GET HIS MONEY BACK because he doesn't agree with the class. By the way, my father is JEWISH???????????????? AND A LAWYER!?!?!?!?!!!!!WTF??????????FcukMyLife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When I calmly asked him about the potential consequences of said riot.. He screamed, Shut UP!!!!!!!!!!!!
Since my 1 year old isn't down with all tha yelling, yea, I just left.
I just got back from Target
Got home from tha parent's house. Yeeeaaaaaaaaaa..............
Basically, my dad instructed me to violate the laws of the United States, the State of Missouri, and the city of Kansas City, by inciting civil disobedience (riot) at my PRIVATE CATHOLIC JESUIT UNIVERSITY of HIGHER LEARNING, over a three credit hour US CONSTITUTION class, or GET HIS MONEY BACK because he doesn't agree with the class. By the way, my father is JEWISH???????????????? AND A LAWYER!?!?!?!?!!!!!WTF??????????FcukMyLife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When I calmly asked him about the potential consequences of said riot.. He screamed, Shut UP!!!!!!!!!!!!
Since my 1 year old isn't down with all tha yelling, yea, I just left.
This is not what I imagined...
What the Fuck?
Ultimatum... I didn't mean He would pull a Rage against the Machine on You.
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