The funniest damn thread I've ever read on Elite courtesy of BigAndy69.

[Lift Chief]

The "closing the vial" thread was another classic... as was when Fonz wanted to use a pellet gun to inject fina pellets.

 

[Lift Chief]

I wasn't a member when those were posted but i wish i was.

 

[needsize]

The famous injection in the "o" ring post was the best one ever

 

[Riker29]

Here they are the 2 funniest threads I have ever seen.

First, read this one, the WHOLE THREAD .... and just see what truth is uncovered as we finally figure out what this dude is talking about...

Injection Expert (?)

And now, in my opinion, the funniest thing EVER on Elite, probably the funniest thing I have EVER seen on the net. Warning, this is a bit gross, and make sure you don't have a mouthfull of food or liquid while reading this, or else it will surely end up all over your keyboard from the laughter:

Ryan's Steakhouse Story

 

[40butpumpin]

Now I have to explain to my wife why I'm laughing so hard! Every time I picture what must have went through your head and your facial expression when it happened, I start laughing again. Great stuff! That was a first post? That's got to be the best first post ever!

 

[BigAndy69]

Now I have to explain to my wife why I'm laughing so hard! Every time I picture what must have went through your head and your facial expression when it happened, I start laughing again. Great stuff! That was a first post? That's got to be the best first post ever!

No it was my first(and last) post on the Elite between the sheets board.

I saw that women a few months ago, apparently she's engaged and getting married soon.

 

[Ripped2Shreds]

So let me get this straight. It was your girls first time anal and she sucked a cucumber up there !!!!! Hmmm. maybe you wanna hire a detective to follow her around. lol

 

[Suparleet]

Disturbing. lol.

 

[diet4ever]

If my wife ever reads this thread I can forget anal sex for the rest of my life

 

[Big Anaconda]

Hahaha what a damn classic, thats one hungry anus