tell us about your greatest conquest!

[puddlemonkey]

lol@gammy digging for dirt

 

[digimon7068]

my wife's a hottie. . .i bent her over the sink this morning while she was trying to brush her teeth. . .not my greatest work ever. . .but definitely my best so far today. . .

 

[covergrl80]

puddleMonkey.

 

[b0und]

I nailed Angelie Jolie ... then walked around with a vile of her blood hanging around my neck.

vial

for fucks sake,

and I banged Halle Berry <--- yes, that is the correct spelling, pick




b0und (spelling nazi (who banged Halle Berry (in my dreams)))

 

[puddlemonkey]

puddleMonkey.

Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[covergrl80]

Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[puddlemonkey]

I need to be changed, I just wet myself.

 

[covergrl80]

I need to be changed, I just wet myself.

now you're on your own buddy lol