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tell us about your greatest conquest!

awittyusername said:
What a coincidence....Mine was pulling a threesome with spongebob's ol lady and her best friend.


well thats a pretty sad conquest, if that was your best. :verygood:
 
Yarg! said:
well thats a pretty sad conquest, if that was your best. :verygood:

lol

Seriously, great job picking up that chick. Now, keep it up!!! You have an advantage over the rest now. You learned to put that stuff together as just a chubby kid. Now, that you are in better shape and wiser...Its like shooting fish in a barrel.
 
it would have to have been in high school, when the Travolta in me was still dormant, and my game consisted of looking like a pretty, yet pathetic, nerd

the hottest nerdette in the school decided that since my study hours matched hers, we should get together ;)

it lasted a few months, and then her arse decided that it would be happier ifit were the size of a US battleship and *explode* in size, and so it ended. and by 'explode', you need to think...Nagasaki

it was very sad :(
 
i had a 3some once with two fatties that weighed in at around 600lbs combined
i still pat myself on the back whenever i think about that night
 
Nailed two very nice pieces of ass about a month back, their nick names were 'Ooh' and 'Ahh', high class working girls. I didn't even have to pay them which I considered as some sort of a conquest as these girls are usually all about business....ooh, ahh, ooh, aah all night long.
 
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