syringes coming in today - what should i tell roommate?

[Pn2Pwr]

hey bros,
my syringes should be coming in today and my roommate (cousin) is here....what should i tell him is in the package, its gonna be delivered to my door and he doesnt know about the a.s. i dont know what to tell him...anyone have this problem?
Pn2Pwr

 

[IronFist]

Tell him to mind his own damn business. They come in an unmarked box. Out of sight, out of mind.

 

[Mass Monster]

just say its a present from some chick you have been talking to but you can't open it for a few more days because she said so! Then your covered!

Mass Monster

 

[Pn2Pwr]

yeah, but we're cousins, and we hardly keep anything from each other, i know hes gonna ask....i really cant have him finding out about this...oh well, ill think of something

 

[rocksolid24]

Tell him you take vitamin B-12 injections, due to an eating disorder.

 

[Pn2Pwr]

thanks...i like that girlfriend idea, hes my cousin he knows i dont have an eating disorder, but thats not a bad idea, b12 injections...sorry to bring this up bros, im just real worried...ups truck should be here any moment

 

[gotmilk]

You're testing for Anthrax? You're selling plasma for tuition?

 

[Ingram]

Tell him it's a penis pump. They come in discreet packaging.

Errr… So I’ve heard…
Uhmm... You know what I mean...

 

[Citruscide]

Whenever my roommate asks me what I'm getting, I just turn slowly and then take off running... after a few times of running away, they'll stop asking questions.

C

 

[the_Pikey]

Say a friend of yours does AS and has needles sent to your house because he has roomates or family that prevent him from sending to his house. Simple. You're helping out a friend.