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I guess you could call this part III of my "Douchebag in the Gym Saga" that has brought you such memorable favorites as:
No More PCT for Me!
and
Bootin in the Locker Room
At today's encounter I was "introduced" to the benefits of Synthol by the previously mentioned d-bag. As I was changing he reached into his gym bag while making sure no one was looking and produced what looked like a 40oz of Synthol. He went on to tell me how his pec injections of this stuff has improved his bench by 70 lbs in 2 weeks! I nodded in "amazement."
And then came the question...
"Wanna see 'em?"
"See what?" I say very cautiously.
"My slabs!"
Hoping to God he means his pecs, I say "Sure..."
Lifting up his shirt over his head I start to see it. And then shirtless, he stand there in all his glory, right in front of me. Proud as punch.
This stupid mother fucker has given himself Synthol bitch tits!
Let that sink in a minute and I'll repeat.
This stupid mother fucker has given himself Synthol bitch tits!
All so proudly he explains to me how he has been shooting the oil in concentric circles starting around his nipples.
In what seems like an eternity, it hits me. He has not been shooting IM, but rather just under the skin. And since he had only been working around the nipples, the skin had a huge bubble of oil right behind it. Sagging. Like a 75 yo woman with AA cups.
Thankfully he puts his shirt back on quickly. I tell him I think he can get better results if he gets the oil deep into the muscle, but he says he is afraid of "puncturing his heart."
As always, I just smiled and said "keep up the good work" and left. I sat in my car for a few minutes to digest what I just saw and to try an poke out my mind's eye.
You can't make this shit up.
Someone has got to come to my gym and see this guy in person.
B-
No More PCT for Me!
and
Bootin in the Locker Room
At today's encounter I was "introduced" to the benefits of Synthol by the previously mentioned d-bag. As I was changing he reached into his gym bag while making sure no one was looking and produced what looked like a 40oz of Synthol. He went on to tell me how his pec injections of this stuff has improved his bench by 70 lbs in 2 weeks! I nodded in "amazement."
And then came the question...
"Wanna see 'em?"
"See what?" I say very cautiously.
"My slabs!"
Hoping to God he means his pecs, I say "Sure..."
Lifting up his shirt over his head I start to see it. And then shirtless, he stand there in all his glory, right in front of me. Proud as punch.
This stupid mother fucker has given himself Synthol bitch tits!
Let that sink in a minute and I'll repeat.
This stupid mother fucker has given himself Synthol bitch tits!
All so proudly he explains to me how he has been shooting the oil in concentric circles starting around his nipples.
In what seems like an eternity, it hits me. He has not been shooting IM, but rather just under the skin. And since he had only been working around the nipples, the skin had a huge bubble of oil right behind it. Sagging. Like a 75 yo woman with AA cups.
Thankfully he puts his shirt back on quickly. I tell him I think he can get better results if he gets the oil deep into the muscle, but he says he is afraid of "puncturing his heart."
As always, I just smiled and said "keep up the good work" and left. I sat in my car for a few minutes to digest what I just saw and to try an poke out my mind's eye.
You can't make this shit up.
Someone has got to come to my gym and see this guy in person.
B-
