So Ive had this bug pile of cardboard in my dining room for 2 months now

[Smurfy]

And i need to cut it up into 2'x 2' pieces and tie it together in bundles.
a) optimally, should i get a box cutter for that?
b) i think it would be impossible to do with a steak knife
c) who the hell is gonna help me
d) this will take forever

 

[chris302001]

The steak knife wont work, you'll have to use too much force and you'll end up cutting yourself, and it'll be a jagged cut, and you'll bleed, and sox will smell the blood and come after you....... I see razor claws dickin around in the pic......time to put him to work.

 

[NEO1]

Whats a bug pile?

 

[musclemom]

Chris is right, do NOT use a serrated edged knife (seriously, the job will be 10x harder). You should be able to clear that up in under an hour, just put some good music on and rock out on it with a straight blade.

Box cutter: $2.00
Sense of Accomplishment: Priceless

 

[jnevin]

I think you're just keeping a big pile of clutter around because you miss Lummy.

 

[Cal_21]

I didn't know Little Debby could make such big boxes.

 

[ortiz34]

I think you're just keeping a big pile of clutter around because you miss Lummy.

chris is not liking this

 

[miplank]

I think you're just keeping a big pile of clutter around because you miss Lummy.

lmfao

 

[ceo]

you have a son...put his ass to work! And do get the box cutter.

 

[jnevin]

chris is not liking this

He's furiously texting her making sure it isn't the case.