So I saw Megan Fox yesterday.

[redsamurai]

I got in an elevator one time with Glenn Close - not that she is hot like Megan Fox - in Budapest alone but couldn't even come up with the courage to say something to her in that situation.

If I could not get up the courage to say something to her, I would shit my pants with Megan Fox - I would smell bad.

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I would absolutely have sex with Glenn Close, even now when she's old enough to be my mother. I definitely think she's a closet freak.

 

[Lambruh]

Rancho santa fe for real?

Also, I'd do the same. Tho I woulda gotten a few cell phone ninja style pics. How'd she smell?

hahaha

dis nigga....

 

[Lambruh]

Approaching a hot celebrity chick is NO DIFFERENT than approaching a hot chick in a club. She's probably surrounded by 20 hangerons whose sole job is to keep guys like you away.

btw: As for Megan, if you can make her laugh within the first 5 seconds..you're good to go

r

lol what clubs are you going to? sounds wiggity wack

 

[Sub-Zero]

lol@ "too much of a douche to make a movie on a chick like that"


you mean millionare super-celebs?

i cant even make eye contact with the fat nurse that swabs my dick for toilet seat herpes

 

[-SD-]

Just tell her youre gerard butler, boom, in like flynn

 

[Razorguns]

lol what clubs are you going to? sounds wiggity wack

Any club where there's a line of guys outside and the music is real loud inside

r

 

[Lambruh]

Any club where there's a line of guys outside and the music is real loud inside

r

there's 20 dudes inside protecting a hot chick and a line of dudes outside also?

you sure you're at a str8 club broski?

 

[Razorguns]

there's 20 dudes inside protecting a hot chick and a line of dudes outside also?

you sure you're at a str8 club broski?

More like 20 hot chicks and 500 guys and each hot chick has 3-4 fat girls/guys protecting her from all the losers.

You've never been to a club and seen how the system works???

r

 

[-SD-]

More like 20 hot chicks and 500 guys and each hot chick has 3-4 fat girls/guys protecting her from all the losers.

You've never been to a club and seen how the system works???

r

Thats why you go to mostly blak clubs rob

 

[Razorguns]

Thats why you go to mostly blak clubs rob

The blaque ladies do notta lika me. I don't have enough street cred. Unfortuantely EF cred only gets me so far in life.



r