So here's my plan for the vending machine snack eating

[KillahBee]

lol...you sick fuck.

...and what the flip is this guys stats? does he lead the office in thigh?

nah, he's a little white dude from Michigan. Hippy stoner pale gambino type cat. He's like 5'8", 160 maybe.

if that bitch loses I'm gonna fuck him up something silly

 

[samoth]

I challange you to spell the world "challenge" properly

God dammit.



:cwo:

 

[PICK3]

ANd it's not me eating, fuck that. But I'm coaching the kid and am financially invested on this:

Sip water
Sip a little cola
Coffee = poop?
Chew as LITTLE as possible
Swallow whole where applicable (i.e. entire snickers bar)


180 Minutes total

Round 1:
Snickers (1)
Milky Way
Pop Tarts (both)
Granola Bar
1 Skittles
15 minutes

Rest:
3 packs of gum (separately)
+ 2 mins rest
5 minutes


Round 2:
Muncho's
Lay's Plain x2
Bugles
1 skittles
Kit Kat
15 minutes

Rest:
Half 1 starburst
5 minutes





Round 3:
Famous Amos
3 Musketeers
Peanut M&M's
Skittles
20 minutes

Rest:
½ Life Savers
5 minutes

Round 4:
Pretzels (2)
Potato Skins
Cheez Its
15 minutes

Rest:
Half Life Savers
Half Starburst
10 minutes

Round 5:
PB Cracker (2)
Animal Crackers
Snickers
20 minutes

Rest:
½ Starburst
10 minutes

Round 6:
Doritos
Chex Mix
Party Mix
Animal crackers
20 minutes

Round 7:
Reeses
PB crackers
Milanos
20 minutes

Round8:
Snickers
99% Starburst
19 minutes

Grande Finale / Coup de Grace:
Leave one Starburst and finish it as the clock ticks down. Swallow it at 2 hours 59 minutes, 59 seconds while flipping off the entire office

ololololol!

You have waaaaaaay too much free time on your hands even to conceive this plan.

 

[KillahBee]

ololololol!

You have waaaaaaay too much free time on your hands even to conceive this plan.

quite the opposite. I know I';m stuck here working for prob 15-18 hours, so might as well find some fun in between the misery

 

[samoth]

quite the opposite. I know I';m stuck here working for prob 15-18 hours, so might as well find some fun in between the misery

Yeah, like you totally won't feel miserable after consuming 36 vending machine snacks in a 3 hour period.

BTW, make sure to get this all on video and post it here.

 

[KillahBee]

Yeah, like you totally won't feel miserable after consuming 36 vending machine snacks in a 3 hour period.

BTW, make sure to get this all on video and post it here.

It's not me doing it, genius

 

[samoth]

It's not me doing it, genius

Nevertheless, make sure to get this on video.

 

[nefertiti]

u think it would make u burp though and that could help

either wat he is fucked


throw up and do do everywhere

It could help release air. And burping with that much in his stomach could make him throw up. Yuck, I feel ill just thinking about how shitty I'd feel after a binge like that.

 

[gonelifting]

LOL Holy shit, that's more food than I thought.

But i did pass by a vending machine at costco and said to myself "Hey, this isn't too bad... I could do this!" Now hearing all that, it seems worse.

Honestly, I wouldn't stop and rest if I didn't have to, because as time passes he will get more sick from the foods he has already eaten. Better get it over with as soon as possible, then get sick later.

Hey, how about if he finishes in 2+ hours, then throws up half an hour later, BUT it's still less than 3 hours? hmmm.

Seriously, no breaks until absolutely neccessary. Also, I think you should have some sort of plan but he should wing it when eating the different foods, because I know I need different types of foods to get me to keep eating more during these marathon sessions. If i alternate foods, I can keep going much further than if I kept with the same type of food.


A, 160 pounds? ouch. Good luck.

 

[gonelifting]

There should be a website for this. People post what they want done, then someone does it if there's enough interest and money involved. This event for example... I'd put in $1.75 to see it happen. I'm sure others would throw in something and everyone wins.





OK $2.00 Fuck it.