So here's my plan for the vending machine snack eating

[KillahBee]

ANd it's not me eating, fuck that. But I'm coaching the kid and am financially invested on this:

Sip water
Sip a little cola
Coffee = poop?
Chew as LITTLE as possible
Swallow whole where applicable (i.e. entire snickers bar)


180 Minutes total

Round 1:
Snickers (1)
Milky Way
Pop Tarts (both)
Granola Bar
1 Skittles
15 minutes

Rest:
3 packs of gum (separately)
+ 2 mins rest
5 minutes


Round 2:
Muncho's
Lay's Plain x2
Bugles
1 skittles
Kit Kat
15 minutes

Rest:
Half 1 starburst
5 minutes





Round 3:
Famous Amos
3 Musketeers
Peanut M&M's
Skittles
20 minutes

Rest:
½ Life Savers
5 minutes

Round 4:
Pretzels (2)
Potato Skins
Cheez Its
15 minutes

Rest:
Half Life Savers
Half Starburst
10 minutes

Round 5:
PB Cracker (2)
Animal Crackers
Snickers
20 minutes

Rest:
½ Starburst
10 minutes

Round 6:
Doritos
Chex Mix
Party Mix
Animal crackers
20 minutes

Round 7:
Reeses
PB crackers
Milanos
20 minutes

Round8:
Snickers
99% Starburst
19 minutes

Grande Finale / Coup de Grace:
Leave one Starburst and finish it as the clock ticks down. Swallow it at 2 hours 59 minutes, 59 seconds while flipping off the entire office

 

[samoth]

What the crap? Why would you want to do this?

 

[KillahBee]

What the crap? Why would you want to do this?

Boys will be boys, I guess. A challenge was issued and thus accepted

 

[Jon79]

u have to swallow the gum?

 

[MichaelScott]

good luck make sure u post result

 

[KillahBee]

u have to swallow the gum?

Chew an entire pack for 1 minute.

 

[nefertiti]

I would advise against the cola. You don't need any gasses taking up space in his stomach. Maybe a sip of water after only the dry things like chips and the pop tarts.

 

[samoth]

Boys will be boys, I guess. A challenge was issued and thus accepted

I challange you to jump off of the top of a ten story building.

 

[jnevin]

I challange you to jump off of the top of a ten story building.

I challenge you to do quantum physics using only an abacus.

 

[KillahBee]

I would advise against the cola. You don't need any gasses taking up space in his stomach. Maybe a sip of water after only the dry things like chips and the pop tarts.

I agree, but here's where I like the soda. I was at a MONSTER buffet in Vegas, just orally raping everything in sight for what seemed like days. Soda saved me. It cooled the innards AND allowed me to belch out the stuff that needed to come out.

Not a lot, but enuff