Shit I Look Good For 43

[LuluDeren]

lololololololol...I'm laughing at, I mean WITH you sos not to attract the attention of the most fierce one. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[biteme]

lololololololol...I'm laughing at, I mean WITH you sos not to attract the attention of the most fierce one. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Post pics of your boobies bouncing as you're laughing, for the other fellows.

 

[LuluDeren]

Post pics of your boobies bouncing as you're laughing, for the other fellows.

Mama's would knock you out.




























ah, not really but it was an opportune time to appropriate some rap lyrics for my bidding

 

[jh1]

Who gives a shit what women prefer? Although you're wrong anyway (You don't speak for all women) I quit caring about what women thought many years ago. The reason the wo is in front of the men is because wo-men are inferior to men. I still got laid, even more and I'm leaner than over 90% of their fat, lazy asses.

Uh. I do.

 

[biteme]

Uh. I do.

That's because you're feminine. Go ahead and bomb me now you little pussy. LOL

 

[puddlemonkey]

Uh. I do.

Wow, really? Looks like you'd better log out then, you've got a LOT of work to do.

 

[layinback]

you keep saying "your", when you mean "you're". . .you've done it like three times. . .let me get this straight. . .

you're 43
your abs are great
you're wealthy
your parents didn't give you your money
you accomplished all of this all by yourself without having a good command of the english language

not that i doubt you. . .just being the devil's advocate. . .

i am inattentive to detail. of course i know it is a contraction for you are. christ look at my avatar jack kerouac.... another guy unconcerned with convention. im not very interested in punctuation just the communication. i AM NOT wealthy. i have a big income but i am terrible with money. i am working on this.

 

[jh1]

That's because you're feminine. Go ahead and bomb me now you little pussy. LOL

feminine to you = someone that has style

That doesn't offend me. Especailly coming from some white trash from you. I hope to god when I see peeps like you they think - 'Dang, look at that high faluting faggit - he dresses so nice and shit, takes showers, actually wipes his ass, doesn't eat his boogers - how feminine!!!'

 

[biteme]

feminine to you = someone that has style

That doesn't offend me. Especailly coming from some white trash from you. I hope to god when I see peeps like you they think - 'Dang, look at that high faluting faggit - he dresses so nice and shit, takes showers, actually wipes his ass, doesn't eat his boogers - how feminine!!!'

I didn't mean to get your little panties in a wad...

 

[puddlemonkey]

have a big income but i am terrible with money.

Terrible with money, or terrible with decision making?

Marriage = Poor Decision Making Skills

Oh yeah, and she's cheating on you! In fact, all 4 of them did!

 

[rnch]

Okay. I don't have a 6 pack, but I'm not fat ass either.. I prefer the extra muscle as opposed to being leaner.

we coulld almost be twins.






























except that i bathe everyday and turn on the a/c.

 

[layinback]

Terrible with money, or terrible with decision making?

Marriage = Poor Decision Making Skills

Oh yeah, and she's cheating on you! In fact, all 4 of them did!

good point puddles......but if i need shit out of you i'll cut the top of your head off and dip it out. now go rearrange your shoe closet. lol.

 

[puddlemonkey]

good point puddles......but if i need shit out of you i'll cut the top of your head off and dip it out. now go rearrange your shoe closet. lol.

If I want lip out of you I'll rattle my zipper.

 

[rnch]

the truth is the truth.

yeh, dude, u do!

 

[foreigngirl]

Reeks of retirement home in here.

or an alter?

 

[puddlemonkey]

or an alter?

I thought it was TR a few weeks back but its not

 

[samoth]

Wow, this is still going?

 

[digimon7068]

i am inattentive to detail. of course i know it is a contraction for you are. christ look at my avatar jack kerouac.... another guy unconcerned with convention. im not very interested in punctuation just the communication. i AM NOT wealthy. i have a big income but i am terrible with money. i am working on this.

it's in me and gots to come out. . .

 

[puddlemonkey]

Wow, this is still going?

Ididntdoit!

 

[samoth]

Ididntdoit!

Exuberance is beauty.

 

[layinback]

or an alter?

wrong. and quit calling me skinny.......Goddamn i already have crippling body dysmorphia.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Nice trucker hat bro! Is that the Wonder Bread logo? Are those boxers with little hearts on them?

 

[layinback]

Nice trucker hat bro! Is that the Wonder Bread logo? Are those boxers with little hearts on them?

it is a "ricky bobby " hat from talladega nights. i am white trash with money. (recovering white trash, i am in a twelve step program for this but it aint workin)

 

[puddlemonkey]

it is a "ricky bobby " hat from talladega nights.

"I'll come at you like a spider monkey!"

 

[puddlemonkey]

Ok, lets cut the shit... does she take it in the pooper?

 

[rnch]

Ok, lets cut the shit... does she take it in the pooper?

jh1 or pdaddy?

 

[layinback]

"I'll come at you like a spider monkey!"

yes and that little fellow is from my home town birmingham. i am opening an office in sylacuaga next month. sylacauga is in talladega county. that movie was hilarious but i grew up with ppl like that. most of the characters in that movie reminded me of family and friends. a charming lack of sophistication. conducting business around the country has been interesting. ppl have misinterpreted my southern drawl for stupidity or naiveté and that gives me an advantage. btw puddles i have ascertained in a rough way what you need and i have concluded it is a good ole fashion "alabama ass whoopin"

 

[puddlemonkey]

yes and that little fellow is from my home town birmingham.

So what you are telling us is that the women in the photo is your wife/sister?

 

[samoth]

yes and that little fellow is from my home town birmingham.

Hey, I think Benediction are from Birmingham! SWeet!

 

[puddlemonkey]

Hey, I think Benediction are from Birmingham! SWeet!

"Down on whores, leave them all for dead"

 

[puddlemonkey]

 

[samoth]

"Down on whores, leave them all for dead"

Fucking classic!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xwyLCE2AIs

 

[puddlemonkey]

ppl have misinterpreted my southern drawl for stupidity or naiveté and that gives me an advantage.

Advantage in what way? Cause most people wont strike a retard?

 

[rnch]

Advantage in what way? Cause most people wont strike a retard?

personal experience??

 

[samoth]

That's the first time I've seen that video!

Must be from Death is Just the Beginning part 253 or something.

 

[puddlemonkey]

personal experience??

Shouldn't you be in the tub letting the sweat drip off your balls while Pick3 peers through the window Mr Orleans?

 

[puddlemonkey]

btw- its 74 and sunny here

 

[puddlemonkey]

That's the first time I've seen that video!

Must be from Death is Just the Beginning part 253 or something.

Are they still doing those? lol

 

[puddlemonkey]

You guys aren't posting quick enough, I'm going back to the roid board.

 

[rnch]

Shouldn't you be in the tub letting the sweat drip off your balls while Pick3 peers through the window Mr Orleans?

pls don't give da boy any ideas.....

 

[layinback]

You guys aren't posting quick enough, I'm going back to the roid board.

yep thats what you need puddles, testosterone. lots of it. for the price of a nice pair of high heels you could purchase a 10ml vial of testosterone. you already have a gazillion shoes.

 

[digimon7068]

yep thats what you need puddles, testosterone. lots of it. for the price of a nice pair of high heels you could purchase a 10ml vial of testosterone. you already have a gazillion shoes.

you're paying too much. . .that lack of attention to detail always comes back to bite you in the ass i s'pose. . .

 

[layinback]

you're paying too much. . .that lack of attention to detail always comes back to bite you in the ass i s'pose. . .

lol!!!

 

[puddlemonkey]

for the price of a nice pair of high heels you could purchase a 10ml vial of testosterone.

Or I could just stay the same piece of hot ass eye candy I am and send you the money I saved so you can buy a set of balls, cause you clearly don't have any knowing the cost of high heel shoes.

 

[rubberneck]

Or I could just stay the same piece of hot ass eye candy I am and send you the money I saved so you can buy a set of balls, cause you clearly don't have any knowing the cost of high heel shoes.

 

[digimon7068]

Or I could just stay the same piece of hot ass eye candy I am and send you the money I saved so you can buy a set of balls, cause you clearly don't have any knowing the cost of high heel shoes.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Hell, I'm just getting warmed up

 

[puddlemonkey]

Bring it old man!!!!!!

 

[rnch]

...cause you clearly don't have any knowing the cost of high heel shoes.

and you do, hey?



pwned

 

[Razorguns]

Maybe you should consider the 1.95 dialup at Peoplepc....pics may NEVER load.

if my gf walked in and saw me staring at biteme's manly chest on my big lcd monitor... i'd die from embarassment. i'd also hear the comment "well THAT explains a lot of things!"

sigh.

r

 

[puddlemonkey]

and you do, hey?



pwned

More proof the public schools there in NO failed miserably back in the 1920's.

 

[heatherrae]

Who gives a shit what women prefer? Although you're wrong anyway (You don't speak for all women) I quit caring about what women thought many years ago. The reason the wo is in front of the men is because wo-men are inferior to men. I still got laid, even more and I'm leaner than over 90% of their fat, lazy asses.

Well, Mr. Sensitive. I wasn't really talking about your body, in particular. Take a poll then and post up a powerlifter next to guy like...hhmmmmm...our very own deisel gunz on here and see who 99% of the women vote for.

 

[rnch]

More proof the public schools there in NO failed miserably back in the 1920's.

is that the best you can do? kinda weak....

 

[heatherrae]

yea, for some reason heather thinks she speaks for all women lol

Like I said, take a poll. Don't take my word for it. I think we already did do a poll on here and the abs guys won, hands down. I think PBR and deisel gunz were the top two. Both have sexy lean abs.

 

[digimon7068]

Like I said, take a poll. Don't take my word for it. I think we already did do a poll on here and the abs guys won, hands down. I think PBR and deisel gunz were the top two. Both have sexy lean abs.

my 42 y/o washboard

 

[puddlemonkey]

Well, Mr. Sensitive. I wasn't really talking about your body, in particular. Take a poll then and post up a powerlifter next to guy like...hhmmmmm...our very own deisel gunz on here and see who 99% of the women vote for.

Will it be the typical EF poll where 2 women will vote followed by 60 guys? If so you're gonna get embarrassed because I know I wont be the only guy voting for the fatty. Last thing we need is jh1's head getting any bigger than it is by thinking women want him. His ego already can't fit through the doorway, why do you think he's on here 24/7, HE CAN'T LEAVE THE HOUSE!!!!

 

[puddlemonkey]

is that the best you can do? kinda weak....

Yeah, I haven't taken my second dose of E.C.A. yet

 

[layinback]

Bring it old man!!!!!!

OK ONCE AND FOR ALL:

1. quit pm'ing me i am not into "shit worship". what you do in your personal life is YOUR business. i am not judging you but i am not into that.

2. you CANNOT snort protein powder off my cock. (we have had this discussion before)

3. you cannot eat a myoplex peanut butter bar out of my asshole.STOP ASKING!!!

4. what do you mean when you said "i will rock your world even if it destroys my insane gay universe" thats just crazy talk.


lets keep this civil. you seem to be a nice but deeply disturbed man. if i were religious i would pray for you....but im not. we can have a plutonic relationship. having one of these with a man will be an interesting and new experience puddles.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Now knowing you're from 'bama I can't help but read your posts with that accent I assume you have. Its hard to even type out a reply I'm laughing so hard. lolollollolol

Run Forest! Run!

Post up some nudies of your sist... er... wife!

 

[LuluDeren]

OK ONCE AND FOR ALL:

1. quit pm'ing me i am not into "shit worship". what you do in your personal life is YOUR business. i am not judging you but i am not into that.

2. you CANNOT snort protein powder off my cock. (we have had this discussion before)

3. you cannot eat a myoplex peanut butter bar out of my asshole.STOP ASKING!!!

4. what do you mean when you said "i will rock your world even if it destroys my insane gay universe" thats just crazy talk.


lets keep this civil. you seem to be a nice but deeply disturbed man. if i were religious i would pray for you....but im not. we can have a plutonic relationship. having one of these with a man will be an interesting and new experience puddles.

Wow, you've certainly taken the lounger by the fireplace! I'm thinking you're much too acclimated to be simply a July enrolleeeeeeeee

 

[layinback]

Post up some nudies of your sist... er... wife![/QUOTE]
wife\sister\cousin. we have a saying here "closer the kin the deeper in". ya'll come now ya hear.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Holy Hell, you've certainly taken the lounger by the fireplace! I'm thinking you're much too acclimated to be simply a July enrolleeeeeeeee

Oh he's definitely a n00b! Cause if he wasn't he'd be smart enough not to play with fire

 

[puddlemonkey]

And don't scare him off Lulu, he's good for my post count

 

[rnch]

OK ONCE AND FOR ALL:

1. quit pm'ing me i am not into "shit worship". what you do in your personal life is YOUR business. i am not judging you but i am not into that.

2. you CANNOT snort protein powder off my cock. (we have had this discussion before)

3. you cannot eat a myoplex peanut butter bar out of my asshole.STOP ASKING!!!

4. what do you mean when you said "i will rock your world even if it destroys my insane gay universe" thats just crazy talk.


lets keep this civil. you seem to be a nice but deeply disturbed man. if i were religious i would pray for you....but im not. we can have a plutonic relationship. having one of these with a man will be an interesting and new experience puddles.

you may actually enjoy number 3....don't ask me how i know this.....

 

[digimon7068]

Wow, you've certainly taken the lounger by the fireplace! I'm thinking you're much too acclimated to be simply a July enrolleeeeeeeee

meh. . .any guy that's an experienced ball-buster (most of us are) can matriculate pretty quickly here in the e-world of ef. . .

 

[needtogetaas]

EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!

dunt.....duntduntdunt

 

[samoth]

Wow, you've certainly taken the lounger by the fireplace! I'm thinking you're much too acclimated to be simply a July enrolleeeeeeeee

He's obviously an alter. Let's get him!

 

[needtogetaas]

now thats some good shit..random funnies in a thread like this....

btw dame this thread is long most newbs dont get a ef debut like this.

 

[needtogetaas]

Like I said, take a poll. Don't take my word for it. I think we already did do a poll on here and the abs guys won, hands down. I think PBR and deisel gunz were the top two. Both have sexy lean abs.

fuck this when are we going to do a cock pole....

 

[needtogetaas]

Wow, you've certainly taken the lounger by the fireplace! I'm thinking you're much too acclimated to be simply a July enrolleeeeeeeee

meh......drop um

 

[samoth]

now thats some good shit..random funnies in a thread like this....

btw dame this thread is long most newbs dont get a ef debut like this.

 

[digimon7068]

man! this thread's got some legs. if this guy is a n00b, he ought to get some kind of reward or something.

 

[needtogetaas]

man! this thread's got some legs. if this guy is a n00b, he ought to get some kind of reward or something.

I am telling you I have not seen a newb get a thread this long that was not a girl since me.lol

 

[layinback]

I am telling you I have not seen a newb get a thread this long that was not a girl since me.lol

hats off to puddles.

 

[puddlemonkey]

man! this thread's got some legs. if this guy is a n00b, he ought to get some kind of reward or something.

Me even acknowledging his existence is reward enough

 

[crazyjoe]

Wow, I just read this whole thread,and that was damn entertaining shit!

 

[samoth]

Wow, I just read this whole thread,and that was damn entertaining shit!

Stats like 175 1,119 pretty much guarentees this thread a TOTW nominee spot.

 

[crazyjoe]

Stats like 175 1,119 pretty much guarentees this thread a TOTW nominee spot.

Yes, I laughed, I cried, good times.

 

[dead_reggin_storage_fashi]

some one post for non plat

need to see!

 

[dead_reggin_storage_fashi]

so is this dude cut ?


post pic for non plats

 

[puddlemonkey]

some one post for non plat

need to see!

I'll just give you the breakdown:



layinback
Age: 43
5'5" 145lbs 15%
Turn-Ons: Antiques, Sleeveless Shirts, Pictures Of Men Forum, and String Cheese.
Turn-Offs: Breeding Outside Of Family, Eye Contact, Paved Roads, and Bathing.


biteme
Age: 42
5'6" 187lbs 28%
Turn-Ons: Fleshlights, Domestic Cats, Shiny Objects, and Welfare Check Week.
Turn-Offs: Intelligence, Imported Cars, Aerosol Cans, and Indoor Plumbing.

 

[dead_reggin_storage_fashi]

i cannot read only see

 

[layinback]

I'll just give you the breakdown:



layinback
Age: 43
5'5" 145lbs 15%
Turn-Ons: Antiques, Sleeveless Shirts, Pictures Of Men Forum, and String Cheese.
Turn-Offs: Breeding Outside Of Family, Eye Contact, Paved Roads, and Bathing.


biteme
Age: 42
5'6" 187lbs 28%
Turn-Ons: Fleshlights, Domestic Cats, Shiny Objects, and Welfare Check Week.
Turn-Offs: Intelligence, Imported Cars, Aerosol Cans, and Indoor Plumbing.

lmfoa!!!! you homosexual guys are hilarious........and damn snazzy dressers.

 

[Jon79]

lmfoa!!!! you homosexual guys are hilarious........and damn snazzy dressers.

all bs aside bro everyone keeps sayin yea you look good for 43....shit bro fuck that u look good for 23 so don't worry about it....

 

[dead_reggin_storage_fashi]

so lets what he looks like


www.tinypic.com

 

[layinback]

btw puddles when you pm'd me last what did " im looking for a top guy with a military background" mean? is that some kind of chat code or something. im really new to all of this.

 

[MichaelScott]

good thread

 

[crazyjoe]

btw puddles when you pm'd me last what did " im looking for a top guy with a military background" mean? is that some kind of chat code or something. im really new to all of this.

It means he likes military men and wants to make sex with you.....

 

[bw1]

I'll just give you the breakdown:



layinback
Age: 43
5'5" 145lbs 15%
Turn-Ons: Antiques, Sleeveless Shirts, Pictures Of Men Forum, and String Cheese.
Turn-Offs: Breeding Outside Of Family, Eye Contact, Paved Roads, and Bathing.


biteme
Age: 42
5'6" 187lbs 28%
Turn-Ons: Fleshlights, Domestic Cats, Shiny Objects, and Welfare Check Week.
Turn-Offs: Intelligence, Imported Cars, Aerosol Cans, and Indoor Plumbing.

lololoolololoolooloololloollo

 

[covergrl80]

Yes You Do Look Great at 43

 

[puddlemonkey]

Yes You Do Look Great at 43

Thats it! Now I have to kill him!

 

[dead_reggin_storage_fashi]

someone post a pic of this motherfucker

 

[jnevin]

lol

 

[biteme]

I'll just give you the breakdown:



layinback
Age: 43
5'5" 145lbs 15%
Turn-Ons: Antiques, Sleeveless Shirts, Pictures Of Men Forum, and String Cheese.
Turn-Offs: Breeding Outside Of Family, Eye Contact, Paved Roads, and Bathing.


biteme
Age: 42
5'6" 187lbs 28%
Turn-Ons: Fleshlights, Domestic Cats, Shiny Objects, and Welfare Check Week.
Turn-Offs: Intelligence, Imported Cars, Aerosol Cans, and Indoor Plumbing.

That made my fiancee laugh so hard she was losing her breath.

 

[dead_reggin_storage_fashi]

i can see what this motherfucker looks like?

 

[nimbus]

If I want lip out of you I'll rattle my zipper.

if i wanted a comeback i'd wipe it off your chin

 

[puddlemonkey]

i can see what this motherfucker looks like?

Thats not a question bro

 

[dead_reggin_storage_fashi]

someone wanna a post a pic so I hate on him or e-dick his muscle abs

 

[KillahBee]

if i wanted a comeback i'd wipe it off your chin

take the "a" out of this line and it's fucking MINT, bro. rofl

 

[layinback]

i can see what this motherfucker looks like?

understand this: i look great. much better than you will ever look even if you spend your entire paycheck on juice, all $180.00\wk, for the next 50 years.