shameless brag thread

[the_alcatraz]

I'm saving this. Very cool.

 

[Smurfy]

Im about to be a [JH1]six figga nigga[/JH1]

 

[mwm5]

i love that game

 

[BlueBird]

I shook the hand of Jean-luc Godard. "All you need for a movie is a gun and a girl".

 

[SaladFork]

I got nothing to brag about... I have a small pee pee, actually weigh 120lbs, live in a POS house in the ghetto and my car is a razor scooter. I'm the trash man at the local gas station and am paid in 40's.

 

[-SD-]

actually, i never told people about the song i had made about me in high school.

i was already rockstar like at this point because of the success of my e-bay business, all the ice i rocked, the way i dressed and my personality. but then this one kid(VP of the school) made a theme song about me. it was supposed to be me rapping and parody like, but it turned out to be a pretty cool/funny song. it popped up on Napster (back when that was the only download) and everyone in school downloaded it. they used to sing that shit in the halls and play it at parties.

when they played it at parties everyone would point to me and i'd go nuts dancing. then i'd have like a bunch of groupie backup dancer chicks along with me/on me. i wish i could have videotaped it lmao. if i had a bottle of champagne (which i often did) i'd sometimes spray it over everybody like i was puff daddy lolol

it was like playing god

Sounds like this would be the apex of your existence. I know it would be to me.

 

[squatmonkey]

I use to race semi-pro Mt. bikes and I can almost go 2 days without jacking off, I think

 

[the_alcatraz]

when i was single, i used to get more pussy that an animal shelter

 

[txbondsman]

when i was single, the only place i could get pussy was at the animal shelter

^^^ fixed...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[the_alcatraz]

^^^ fixed...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ololololololololol