shameless brag thread

[Smurfy]

I did a kickass job painting my bathrooms and my daughter's room.

I've raised the best dog in the world.

Power cleaned 205x3 yesterday.

two coats of paint? I hate painting.

nice job on the powerclean. :jacked:

 

[jnevin]

two coats of paint? I hate painting.

nice job on the powerclean. :jacked:

Yeah, two coats. Painting always makes me feel like I live in filth. I notice where I don't dust, all of the little cobwebs I don't see when I'm on a ladder (yeah, whadevah), and how dirty the walls get even though we clean them twice per year.

Anyhoo... two coats. And painting three bathrooms sucks. Especially when you have to get rid of ugly ass wallpaper, patch walls, sand, prime, and fuggin' paint. Kills your weekends.

 

[Smurfy]

Yeah, two coats. Painting always makes me feel like I live in filth. I notice where I don't dust, all of the little cobwebs I don't see when I'm on a ladder (yeah, whadevah), and how dirty the walls get even though we clean them twice per year.

Anyhoo... two coats. And painting three bathrooms sucks. Especially when you have to get rid of ugly ass wallpaper, patch walls, sand, prime, and fuggin' paint. Kills your weekends.

im having the entire interior of my house painted in the next few weeks. Ive got an immigrant doing it for me.

 

[jnevin]

im having the entire interior of my house painted in the next few weeks. Ive got an immigrant doing it for me.

My dog doesn't like messicans. I don't know why, I never taught him no be aggro toward anything. I should just find some stoner dude to do the rest of the rooms.

 

[gonelifting]

I slayed this the other day. It was a long battle, but the war finally ended with me the victor. Yep, exactly like chicken.

 

[jnevin]

I slayed this the other day. It was a long battle, but the war finally ended with me the victor. Yep, exactly like chicken.

That looks slightly more complex than your beaver trap.

 

[gonelifting]

That looks slightly more complex than your beaver trap.

Beaver trap!

 

[silverstar1025]

Hmm what can I brag about right now.

I get 7 hours of sleep a night.
I make cute babies.
I have friends.

 

[txbondsman]

actually, i never told people about the song i had made about me in high school.

i was already rockstar like at this point because of the success of my e-bay business, all the ice i rocked, the way i dressed and my personality. but then this one kid(VP of the school) made a theme song about me. it was supposed to be me rapping and parody like, but it turned out to be a pretty cool/funny song. it popped up on Napster (back when that was the only download) and everyone in school downloaded it. they used to sing that shit in the halls and play it at parties.

when they played it at parties everyone would point to me and i'd go nuts dancing. then i'd have like a bunch of groupie backup dancer chicks along with me/on me. i wish i could have videotaped it lmao. if i had a bottle of champagne (which i often did) i'd sometimes spray it over everybody like i was puff daddy lolol

it was like playing god

you don't have a copy of the damn song Bro?

 

[jnevin]

I have incredible Rawring abilities