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there's nothing wrong with it!

use this thread to post up shit about yourself that you're proud of and want everyone to know.

this way you don't have to create a sly thread so you can pussyfoot around it
 
actually, i never told people about the song i had made about me in high school.

i was already rockstar like at this point because of the success of my e-bay business, all the ice i rocked, the way i dressed and my personality. but then this one kid(VP of the school) made a theme song about me. it was supposed to be me rapping and parody like, but it turned out to be a pretty cool/funny song. it popped up on Napster (back when that was the only download) and everyone in school downloaded it. they used to sing that shit in the halls and play it at parties.

when they played it at parties everyone would point to me and i'd go nuts dancing. then i'd have like a bunch of groupie backup dancer chicks along with me/on me. i wish i could have videotaped it lmao. if i had a bottle of champagne (which i often did) i'd sometimes spray it over everybody like i was puff daddy lolol

it was like playing god
 
nimbus said:
hey i heard you've got a pretty big pecker!
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lololololololololololol

i'm seriously LMAOing right now.

whoever brags about that is lame. its completely useless and impractical. unless your girls is pussy is the grand canyon, its gonna hurt her unless you have like a long pencil dick.
only good for a whose dick is bigger discussion :rolleyes:
and the occasional hilarious facial expression
 
calveless wonder said:
lololololololololololol

i'm seriously LMAOing right now.

whoever brags about that is lame. its completely useless and impractical. unless your girls is pussy is the grand canyon, its gonna hurt her unless you have like a long pencil dick.
only good for a whose dick is bigger discussion :rolleyes:
and the occasional hilarious facial expression
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lmao get ready to debate every chick on ef!
 
nimbus said:
there's nothing wrong with it!

use this thread to post up shit about yourself that you're proud of and want everyone to know.

this way you don't have to create a sly thread so you can pussyfoot around it
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Ive already bragged about everrything there is to brag about for myself
 
Smurfy said:
Ive already bragged about everrything there is to brag about for myself
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like what, the ability to fall down stairs?
 
calveless wonder said:
actually, i never told people about the song i had made about me in high school.

i was already rockstar like at this point because of the success of my e-bay business, all the ice i rocked, the way i dressed and my personality. but then this one kid(VP of the school) made a theme song about me. it was supposed to be me rapping and parody like, but it turned out to be a pretty cool/funny song. it popped up on Napster (back when that was the only download) and everyone in school downloaded it. they used to sing that shit in the halls and play it at parties.

when they played it at parties everyone would point to me and i'd go nuts dancing. then i'd have like a bunch of groupie backup dancer chicks along with me/on me. i wish i could have videotaped it lmao. if i had a bottle of champagne (which i often did) i'd sometimes spray it over everybody like i was puff daddy lolol

it was like playing god
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Ok maybe I want come to party with you in Miami after that story!! lol
 
I have incredible Rawring abilities
 
i'm pretty much black from the waist down.................beside the huge cock part!!!!! just jump and run like a black man.
 
mwm5 said:
i'm pretty much black from the waist down.................beside the huge cock part!!!!! just jump and run like a black man.
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LMAO :chomp:
 
jnevin said:
I did a kickass job painting my bathrooms and my daughter's room.

I've raised the best dog in the world.

Power cleaned 205x3 yesterday.
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two coats of paint? I hate painting.

nice job on the powerclean. :jacked:
 
Smurfy said:
two coats of paint? I hate painting.

nice job on the powerclean. :jacked:
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Yeah, two coats. Painting always makes me feel like I live in filth. I notice where I don't dust, all of the little cobwebs I don't see when I'm on a ladder (yeah, whadevah), and how dirty the walls get even though we clean them twice per year.

Anyhoo... two coats. And painting three bathrooms sucks. Especially when you have to get rid of ugly ass wallpaper, patch walls, sand, prime, and fuggin' paint. Kills your weekends.
 
jnevin said:
Yeah, two coats. Painting always makes me feel like I live in filth. I notice where I don't dust, all of the little cobwebs I don't see when I'm on a ladder (yeah, whadevah), and how dirty the walls get even though we clean them twice per year.

Anyhoo... two coats. And painting three bathrooms sucks. Especially when you have to get rid of ugly ass wallpaper, patch walls, sand, prime, and fuggin' paint. Kills your weekends.
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im having the entire interior of my house painted in the next few weeks. Ive got an immigrant doing it for me.
 
Smurfy said:
im having the entire interior of my house painted in the next few weeks. Ive got an immigrant doing it for me.
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My dog doesn't like messicans. I don't know why, I never taught him no be aggro toward anything. I should just find some stoner dude to do the rest of the rooms.
 
I slayed this the other day. It was a long battle, but the war finally ended with me the victor. Yep, exactly like chicken.



1183eko.jpg
 
gonelifting said:
I slayed this the other day. It was a long battle, but the war finally ended with me the victor. Yep, exactly like chicken.



1183eko.jpg
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That looks slightly more complex than your beaver trap.
 
Hmm what can I brag about right now.

I get 7 hours of sleep a night.
I make cute babies.
I have friends.
 
calveless wonder said:
actually, i never told people about the song i had made about me in high school.

i was already rockstar like at this point because of the success of my e-bay business, all the ice i rocked, the way i dressed and my personality. but then this one kid(VP of the school) made a theme song about me. it was supposed to be me rapping and parody like, but it turned out to be a pretty cool/funny song. it popped up on Napster (back when that was the only download) and everyone in school downloaded it. they used to sing that shit in the halls and play it at parties.

when they played it at parties everyone would point to me and i'd go nuts dancing. then i'd have like a bunch of groupie backup dancer chicks along with me/on me. i wish i could have videotaped it lmao. if i had a bottle of champagne (which i often did) i'd sometimes spray it over everybody like i was puff daddy lolol

it was like playing god
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you don't have a copy of the damn song Bro?
 
I shook the hand of Jean-luc Godard. "All you need for a movie is a gun and a girl".
 
I got nothing to brag about... I have a small pee pee, actually weigh 120lbs, live in a POS house in the ghetto and my car is a razor scooter. I'm the trash man at the local gas station and am paid in 40's.
 
calveless wonder said:
actually, i never told people about the song i had made about me in high school.

i was already rockstar like at this point because of the success of my e-bay business, all the ice i rocked, the way i dressed and my personality. but then this one kid(VP of the school) made a theme song about me. it was supposed to be me rapping and parody like, but it turned out to be a pretty cool/funny song. it popped up on Napster (back when that was the only download) and everyone in school downloaded it. they used to sing that shit in the halls and play it at parties.

when they played it at parties everyone would point to me and i'd go nuts dancing. then i'd have like a bunch of groupie backup dancer chicks along with me/on me. i wish i could have videotaped it lmao. if i had a bottle of champagne (which i often did) i'd sometimes spray it over everybody like i was puff daddy lolol

it was like playing god
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Sounds like this would be the apex of your existence. I know it would be to me.
 
when i was single, i used to get more pussy that an animal shelter
 
the_alcatraz said:
when i was single, the only place i could get pussy was at the animal shelter
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^^^ fixed...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
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jnevin said:
I did a kickass job painting my bathrooms and my daughter's room.

I've raised the best dog in the world.

Power cleaned 205x3 yesterday.
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WTG! I am awesome at power cleaning too...but not at the gym.

We were in a store and a song came on the PA. My DD said, " Mommy! It's the cleaning out the dishwasher song!" real loud. I power clean to music!
 
Oh yeah...my shameless self promotion for the day is that I am really proud of myself for staying in the gym 6 days a week up until my surgery. It's so tempting to just chalk it up and eat another Skinny Cow but NOPE. I'm staying hard core!
 
superdave said:
Sounds like this would be the apex of your existence. I know it would be to me.
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my senior year of HS and freshman year of college were just absolutely retarded. best 2 years of my life. moreso in the way i did it though. i was still cool with everybody. nerds, punks, jocks,popular chicks, etc. I was just universally liked and respected and treated everyone equally. There was kids i was friendly with that used to get picked on because they weren't that "cool" and i'd stand up for them. No one would ever give them shit again. At first people were like "why are you standing up for that guy?". then i wouldnt give a fuck regardless of that and i just gained more respect.
it was pretty cool to be able to help people like that

that type of social dominance though... is actually an addiction.

then you escape the bubble of high school and college and go out into a big city with all the whos who of the world and you realize you're just a slightly better than regular joe :)

one day though..
 
curvymommy said:
Oh yeah...my shameless self promotion for the day is that I am really proud of myself for staying in the gym 6 days a week up until my surgery. It's so tempting to just chalk it up and eat another Skinny Cow but NOPE. I'm staying hard core!
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Your having surgery? NO!! Are you ok?
 
calveless wonder said:
my senior year of HS and freshman year of college were just absolutely retarded. best 2 years of my life. moreso in the way i did it though. i was still cool with everybody. nerds, punks, jocks,popular chicks, etc. I was just universally liked and respected and treated everyone equally. There was kids i was friendly with that used to get picked on because they weren't that "cool" and i'd stand up for them. No one would ever give them shit again. At first people were like "why are you standing up for that guy?". then i wouldnt give a fuck regardless of that and i just gained more respect.
it was pretty cool to be able to help people like that

that type of social dominance though... is actually an addiction.

then you escape the bubble of high school and college and go out into a big city with all the whos who of the world and you realize you're just a slightly better than regular joe :)

one day though..
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"To test a man's true character, give him power." You've obviously passed that test.
 
curvymommy said:
Oh yeah...my shameless self promotion for the day is that I am really proud of myself for staying in the gym 6 days a week up until my surgery. It's so tempting to just chalk it up and eat another Skinny Cow but NOPE. I'm staying hard core!
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awesome. good job. it is easy to slack knowing that the surgery is coming up (when is it?)

you want to be as close to your goal weight as possible when you have the surgery
 
Smurfy said:
awesome. good job. it is easy to slack knowing that the surgery is coming up (when is it?)

you want to be as close to your goal weight as possible when you have the surgery
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Thanks Smurfy. My surgery is on June 20th. I'm gonna stay diligent til the 19th. I'll really need my leg muscles to get me outta my recliner (renting one).

Also, since my BF is going down, when sweaty now, I can see my bony chest sternum (sp) glistening and it looks so bizarre. I can't wait to get this behind me.
 
I don't fuck chicks unless they are fucking dope looking or acting. Which means I have the balls to not fuck for a while if I don't see what I like (read: I don't give a fuck what others think about me or whatever gay social stigmas dudes put on each other cause of their insecurities).

I dress better than you.

I fuck like a goddamn rockstar. Ask your girlfriend. Or sister.
 
The Race said:
I don't fuck chicks unless they are fucking dope looking or acting. Which means I have the balls to not fuck for a while if I don't see what I like (read: I don't give a fuck what others think about me or whatever gay social stigmas dudes put on each other cause of their insecurities).

I dress better than you.

I fuck like a goddamn rockstar. Ask your girlfriend. Or sister.
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good man :)
 
I honestly don't feel like I have anything to brag about right now.
 
heatherrae said:
I honestly don't feel like I have anything to brag about right now.
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Omgosh. Allow me pretty lady!

You're a smokin hot smart lady with a beautiful baby who you are being a really good mom to.
 
curvymommy said:
Getting the tummy and boobs fixed. I'm gonna be on drugs for awhile and posting Jon79 style, lol. Can't wait!
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are you having them done at the same time?

I had the tummy tuck back in 2001. If you have ANY questions at anytime, feel free to PM me. I'll even give you my number if something comes up and you want to call.

I dont know anything about the booby surgery though - but my sister does~! She had hers fixed after losing weight also. hers are perky little c cups i think. you really cant tell she has fake boobs at all.
 
txbondsman said:
you don't have a copy of the damn song Bro?
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i fuckin wish dude!!! THere was one kid i got in contact with that had it somewhere an old external hard drive but he couldn't find it.

it was classic.

i'll never forget the first time the who made it played it. it was at a big NYE party/my (our) birthday party. it was kinda a duel thing. it was cool

i was dying. then it just spread and spread.

even the teacherse in my school heard it. maybe they shouldnt have because it had drug references and talking about how i pimped girls out lolol.
 
Smurfy said:
are you having them done at the same time?

I had the tummy tuck back in 2001. If you have ANY questions at anytime, feel free to PM me. I'll even give you my number if something comes up and you want to call.

I dont know anything about the booby surgery though - but my sister does~! She had hers fixed after losing weight also. hers are perky little c cups i think. you really cant tell she has fake boobs at all.
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Thanks Smurfy. I know recovery will be hard and it would be so nice to have a list of #'s of peeps to cry to, lol. Especially since you've been through this.

I'm having an extended TT and boob lift. Implants later after fully healed or whenever I'm ready.
 
curvymommy said:
Thanks Smurfy. My surgery is on June 20th. I'm gonna stay diligent til the 19th. I'll really need my leg muscles to get me outta my recliner (renting one).

Also, since my BF is going down, when sweaty now, I can see my bony chest sternum (sp) glistening and it looks so bizarre. I can't wait to get this behind me.
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id quit lifting approx 5 days prior to the surgery. the last thing you want is to be going through DOMS and then all the pain after the surgery.
 
curvymommy said:
Thanks Smurfy. I know recovery will be hard and it would be so nice to have a list of #'s of peeps to cry to, lol. Especially since you've been through this.

I'm having an extended TT and boob lift. Implants later after fully healed or whenever I'm ready.
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Who's taking care of you after the surgery? I had a 24 hr nurse at my house with me it was kind of nice.
 
Smurfy said:
Who's taking care of you after the surgery? I had a 24 hr nurse at my house with me it was kind of nice.
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PPPFFFTTT!!! I wish! That's awesome!

DH will take care of me Friday-Tuesday and then I'm on my own with a 4 and 5 year old. I am renting a lift recliner (like old folks use).

My neighbor is a doctor and his wife is one of my BFF's so they will help out and look over me when they're around.
 
curvymommy said:
PPPFFFTTT!!! I wish! That's awesome!

DH will take care of me Friday-Tuesday and then I'm on my own with a 4 and 5 year old. I am renting a lift recliner (like old folks use).

My neighbor is a doctor and his wife is one of my BFF's so they will help out and look over me when they're around.
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just be careful
you will have drain tubes coming out of you and a compression garment and PAIN. i cant remember specifically how long it took me to get back to normal but i do recall on the 4th day i took a 4 mile walk because i was missing working out so much.
 
Smurfy said:
just be careful
you will have drain tubes coming out of you and a compression garment and PAIN. i cant remember specifically how long it took me to get back to normal but i do recall on the 4th day i took a 4 mile walk because i was missing working out so much.
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wow, great to know. After my surgery in Mexico of all places I took a freaking bus ride on some unpaved roads and it sucked so bad! Dumb, dumb idea. I was 5 days postop and wanted to sight see. Hellloo?


I AM sending my kids to Bible School from 9:30-12:30 the following week so that will give me time for some naps.
 
curvymommy said:
wow, great to know. After my surgery in Mexico of all places I took a freaking bus ride on some unpaved roads and it sucked so bad! Dumb, dumb idea. I was 5 days postop and wanted to sight see. Hellloo?


I AM sending my kids to Bible School from 9:30-12:30 the following week so that will give me time for some naps.
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I would NEVER have surgery in Mexico
 
curvymommy said:
wow, great to know. After my surgery in Mexico of all places I took a freaking bus ride on some unpaved roads and it sucked so bad! Dumb, dumb idea. I was 5 days postop and wanted to sight see. Hellloo?


I AM sending my kids to Bible School from 9:30-12:30 the following week so that will give me time for some naps.
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another word to the wise: do not start training again until the doctor gives you permission otherwise you will strain your muscles and put undue stress on your scar which you want to heal as nicely as possible. I didnt obey the doctor and decided to go back to the gym when I felt like it (too early) and i ended up making my scar get ropey and too thick and I subsequently had to have intra-scar injections to bring down the ropiness. it hurt like a mofo - 20 needle injections right into the scar while it was still healing/tender.
\
also, lots of vitamin e (cut open the vit E caps) to rub onto the scar and lots of rubbing and massaging the knots out of the scar (its hurts but they tell you to do it b/c of scar tissue)
 
I went to court yesterday to argue a motion.
My supervisor told me like 10 times that I did a fantastic job and that she was super impressed with my courtroom demeanor.
She was out of the office today and called me to tell me again what an excellent job I did.
:)
 
a couple months back, my two teenage sons thanked me for making
them work for their money. they have recently noticed the spoiled
nature of some of their friends. i feel like i'm doing a few thing right.
 
layinback said:
a couple months back, my two teenage sons thanked me for making
them work for their money. they have recently noticed the spoiled
nature of some of their friends. i feel like i'm doing a few thing right.
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what kind of work do they do for the money?
 
layinback said:
a couple months back, my two teenage sons thanked me for making
them work for their money. they have recently noticed the spoiled
nature of some of their friends. i feel like i'm doing a few thing right.
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you're a great pops.

the kids that are given everything turn out to be the WORST and never have that drive.

the smartest thing my parents ever did was cut me off at 14 (besides like basic shit)
 
layinback said:
a couple months back, my two teenage sons thanked me for making
them work for their money. they have recently noticed the spoiled
nature of some of their friends. i feel like i'm doing a few thing right.
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That's awesome bro I know as soon as I wanted expensive clothes my mom said well you better get a job. So I started cutting grass at 13 and it made me appreciate my stuff more than if it was given to me.
 
Smurfy said:
what kind of work do they do for the money?
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i never paid the kids for daily chores. you don't pay mom for cooking and
cleaning so you dont get paid for doing what you're supposed to do.
i let them earn money by doing extra work around the house or my office.
mostly cleaning and organizing type jobs.

when a kid is handed things, he develops a sense of entitlement.
i give my love freely, everything else requires work :)
 
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calveless wonder said:
you're a great pops.

the kids that are given everything turn out to be the WORST and never have that drive.

the smartest thing my parents ever did was cut me off at 14 (besides like basic shit)
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thanx bro, it's hit and miss. it's sooooo easy up to age 12 - 13, but with
the introduction of testosterone.....wow.

when my two oldest boys turned 13 - 14, i was like, who the hell are these
teenagers living in my house lol. do i know these guys?

now i am an old fart who doesn't know anything. all of my experiences and
advice are outmoded. i am an antique, better left alone on the shelf lol
teenagers are all knowing, omnipotent, if you will. wtf?
:worried:

when i get a compliment from my teenagers, i relish it.
 
When I was a teen my dad wouldn't even buy me a cheeseburger,lol. He was like, "eat the food I bought for u at home or get a job". But if I did something great, I was rewarded. Hell, he bought me a car after I finished Paramedic school. It was way more fast-paced than chemistry stuff at UMKC.
 
Beachboy6294 said:
That's awesome bro I know as soon as I wanted expensive clothes my mom said well you better get a job. So I started cutting grass at 13 and it made me appreciate my stuff more than if it was given to me.
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bro, that's why the majority of big lottery winners wind up broke and
owing taxes.

work = appreciation and prosperity.

handouts = entitlement and poverty
 
layinback said:
bro, that's why the majority of big lottery winners wind up broke and
owing taxes.

work = appreciation and prosperity.

handouts = entitlement and poverty
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Yes but I would still love to win the powerball! lol
 
I obtained a first class honours degree and the President's prize from the institute of biomedical scientists in my last undergraduate degree

I have been interviewed on MTV Europe three times and on Channel four twice

I was the link in a Danish documentary, and I was flown to Copenhagen for the opening

Two of my articles have been published in magazines, one a completely odd art-house mag, the other, Penthouse :)

I have always had a job/career that made a difference in the world

I can squat/leg press more than 80% of the lads in my gym, and it is a proper BBing gym

I am one of the most popular 'acts' when I do cabaret shows and art installations in London

I have amazing wilderness survival skills

I scrub up pretty well when I make the effort

If I know a scent, I can 'name that perfume' eight times out of ten

I think that is more or less it
 
Tatyana that is very impressive!!!

I finally remember something I can brag about I was on the kids show many, many years ago called "Romper Room". Anyone remember it?
 
Beachboy6294 said:
Tatyana that is very impressive!!!

I finally remember something I can brag about I was on the kids show many, many years ago called "Romper Room". Anyone remember it?
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yeah, at the end she'd hold up the majic wand and start calling names of peeps that she could "see", and i see beachboy, ceo, tatayana, layinback and others. Make sure that yall ome back next week.....
 
txbondsman said:
yeah, at the end she'd hold up the majic wand and start calling names of peeps that she could "see", and i see beachboy, ceo, tatayana, layinback and others. Make sure that yall ome back next week.....
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Yes I was a regular on that show and then tried out after for the old Mickey Mouse Club.
 
calveless wonder said:
lololololololololololol

i'm seriously LMAOing right now.

whoever brags about that is lame. its completely useless and impractical. unless your girls is pussy is the grand canyon, its gonna hurt her unless you have like a long pencil dick.
only good for a whose dick is bigger discussion :rolleyes:
and the occasional hilarious facial expression
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you must have a little peepee
 
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