Sexual pet peeves

[Nathan]

I know what you are talking about.. you can be with one girl for awhile and know exactly where it is then once you get to a knew girl it's like foreign ground.. have to relearn it!

Exactly. There are inhibition things often going on in those cases that can make it more challenging....fuck all of you. I can find a clit dammit. I'm going to have to go find some girl and get her to let me film it and then post it up here to convince you people aren't I? Dammit. I'd wear glasses and a lab coat in the video for sure - it'd be tastefully done. Does this post read as weird as it felt to write it? I wonder.

 

[jd_uk]

lol @ this thread having turned into a "i'm awesome at sex and smell really good/have good hygiene and keep in good shape and have a big cock/nice pussy" thread. I love it.

 

[Nathan]

lol @ this thread having turned into a "i'm awesome at sex and smell really good/have good hygiene and keep in good shape and have a big cock/nice pussy" thread. I love it.

I'm not doing so hot over here. I don't know how those guys do it.

 

[H_T_]

i have a penchant for lighting queefs...very volitile, queefs are....

 

[Spartacus]

this thread has legs

 

[AAP]

To find a clit, just look for the piercing down there.

Or am I hanging out with the wrong kind of girls?



Ok, other sexual shit that I hate.

Taco Bell fans. (nuff said)
People that just won't shut up. "If you keep that off key moaning up, I swear to God I am taking my dick out and going home."
Make up abuse. (both genders)
Cheap sheets that give you rug burn.
Cockrings. And the trick says "oh you want to try this? It will be fun." No faggot it won't be fun. What is so amusing about watching my cock turn a lovely shade of purple and then black?
Boyfriends. Not mine, but theirs. Nothing a bigger turn off than being interupted. especially when you dogging it much better than they can. You simply MUST stop if for no other reason than to go outside and make sure the bastard doesn't key your car.

 

[digimon7068]

i have no peeves. . .the worst sex that i ever had was still better than the best day i ever had at work. . .

 

[digimon7068]

this thread has legs

yup. . .and lets spread 'em!!!

todays word is legs. . .help spread the word. . .

 

[Spartacus]

ah I have never had trouble finding one...spread the lips and there it is right by the top.

yupsometimes there's some
"come out,come out where ever you are"

it's fun to move the little lips around with your tonque and get the jewel to come out and present itself

then tease it for playing hide and seek

 

[needtogetaas]

yupsometimes there's some
"come out,come out where ever you are"

it's fun to move the little lips around with your tonque and get the jewel to come out and present itself

then tease it for playing hide and seek

lmao I love it.

 

[Spartacus]

my pet peeve is genital piercings
and I haven't encountered any yet

 

[Forge]

Well if they're always hugely swollen frome excessive steroid abuse then yeah, they're easy to find. I really have no idea where I was going with that.

Seriously though, sometimes it's not easy. Maybe if you're only with uninhibited girls who will spread their legs like eagle wings and shine a flashlight down there for you, then yeah it'll take two seconds. I'm not saying I don't find it (shut up all of you), I'm just saying sometimes it's like, "Got it....nope, wait....hold on a sec....okay, now I've got it. LET'S DO THIS!!!"

Yeah, it amazes me how different women can be physically. Sometimes it can be a real challenge to find her "spot", her on button so to speak. And they don't all like them stimulated the same way, either. One likes it rubbed softly with one finger, another only wants your tongue to touch it, yet another wants you to put so much pressure on it that you're afriad of breaking it.

Some want the taint stroked too, some will flip out if you even go there. Some women like to be finger banged, others think your fingernails will cut them, even if you have none. Some women have an easy to hit G-spot, some don't seem to have any at all, no matter how hard you search for it.



I guess my biggest pet peeve is the lack of an operator's manual with these damn women!

 

[Nathan]

my pet peeve is genital piercings
and I haven't encountered any yet

Genital piercings don't lie.

 

[needtogetaas]

my pet peeve is genital piercings
and I haven't encountered any yet

god yes bro.I fucking hate them with all that is in me...they look so sick they just kill the natural look of the pussy and they get in the way...ya ya they enhance pleasure at first but in the long run they cause desensitization of the clit.

 

[redsamurai]

dayum some of ya'll here are Picky People! ya'll must get lucky a LOT more than i do

that or they just decide to fuck anything that moves and then complain about the quality afterwards...............lot of cold peeps up in here......

 

[needtogetaas]

Yeah, it amazes me how different women can be physically. Sometimes it can be a real challenge to find her "spot", her on button so to speak. And they don't all like them stimulated the same way, either. One likes it rubbed softly with one finger, another only wants your tongue to touch it, yet another wants you to put so much pressure on it that you're afriad of breaking it.

Some want the taint stroked too, some will flip out if you even go there. Some women like to be finger banged, others think your fingernails will cut them, even if you have none. Some women have an easy to hit G-spot, some don't seem to have any at all, no matter how hard you search for it.



I guess my biggest pet peeve is the lack of an operator's manual with these damn women!

lmao it ant that hard dame.

 

[redsamurai]

biggest peeve.............unclean vag.............I don't mind a little pheromones...........but I shower 2-3 times a day.........and if I knew that on a particular day I was a little rank cause I hadn't got to the shower yet........I'd let the girl know. There is no bigger buzz kill than sour smelling pussy............it permeates up into your nostrils as you're hittin and then mr winky goes limpy, every time. And peeve number 2.............girls that think they're going to touch my prostate with those giant pressons............uh uh...........this never ceases to amaze me. My ex would do this to me almost to spite I think now..............she'd be going down and then try and slip a finger in, once she was in it would be tolerable........but going in, those nails would cut me................not fucking cool!!!

 

[needtogetaas]

biggest peeve.............unclean vag.............I don't mind a little pheromones...........but I shower 2-3 times a day.........and if I knew that on a particular day I was a little rank cause I hadn't got to the shower yet........I'd let the girl know. There is no bigger buzz kill than sour smelling pussy............it permeates up into your nostrils as you're hittin and then mr winky goes limpy, every time. And peeve number 2.............girls that think they're going to touch my prostate with those giant pressons............uh uh...........this never ceases to amaze me. My ex would do this to me almost to spite I think now..............she'd be going down and then try and slip a finger in, once she was in it would be tolerable........but going in, those nails would cut me................not fucking cool!!!

my wife stuck her finger in my ass once...she said you know you like it.I said no the fuck I dont.she said ya you do and kept jamming it in there.I said fucking stop and she said come on you like it and kept doing it.fuck that sucked big time.

as for the smelly pussy thing I think any man can say the same smelly pussy is a buzz kill for all men...clean that shit.