Sexual pet peeves

[needtogetaas]

For me just the opposite.

Guys who just want to thrust in and out and don't know that it isn't doing much.

there not pointing it right then.know where the g spot is and am for it.

 

[needtogetaas]

PUBES!
Shave them.
All of them... completely.
That means check from the bottom of your beave all the way back to around your asshole!

Then you have the girls that think they know everything. You are nailing them from behind. They are getting into it and start doing their shit. The only problem is they have zero consistencey with their movement. This can lead to my cock coming out and smashing into them. That can lead to my cock bending in half and popping.
If you break my dick I will probably kill you.
Its pretty simple. Stay at the same pace or just say "do this" and change it.
Safety first people.
*Note that does not mean condoms. They are stupid!

meh I like little hair.

 

[slat1]

meh I like little hair.

Its my krypotonite.
I will either shave it off for them or leave.

 

[needtogetaas]

Its my krypotonite.
I will either shave it off for them or leave.

for some reason I just dont like it with no hair at all.I mean its ok and shaved clean once in a wile is a cool change but for me I like I bit of hair always have.shit I even love it not shaved at all.not talking huge bush but a trimmed one.just looks like what a pussy should look like.

 

[jh1]

Its my krypotonite.
I will either shave it off for them or leave.

....

 

[cindylou]

I dont have any pet peeves really,

but if I'm kissing a guy and his mouth tastes like beer/ cigerettes/ or liquor it is gross , and kills it for me

I dont mind that he's drunk or even smoked a little, I just wish he had chewed some gum or something. sick.

 

[jh1]

I dont have any pet peeves really,

but if I'm kissing a guy and his mouth tastes like beer/ cigerettes/ or liquor it is gross , and kills it for me

I dont mind that he's drunk or even smoked a little, I just wish he had chewed some gum or something. sick.

LOL.... You hussie!

 

[rnch]

I dont have any pet peeves really,

but if I'm kissing a guy and his mouth tastes like beer/ cigerettes/ or liquor it is gross , and kills it for me....

depends on what's was drunk also...cheap draft beer is terrible but peppermint schnapps gives the drinker a great breath!

 

[cindylou]

depends on what's was drunk also...cheap draft beer is terrible but peppermint schnapps gives the drinker a great breath!

true

I'm thinking more like nasty cheap draft beer

ew. its gross. Thats the only thing that has ever really made me grossed out or anything to the point it bothered me enough to turn me off. freaking sick!

I'm a beer drinker too. I just hate the way it smells on someone's mouth.

 

[cindylou]

LOL.... You hussie!

LOL I must be!

 

[needtogetaas]

LOL I must be!

nothing wrong with that.

 

[Bikini Mod]

I chuckle to myself every time I think of that scene in "Waiting To Exhale" where this fat dude rolls off of Robin Givens with this contented expression on his face and you hear her thoughts out loud "Does he actually think that he just did SOMETHING?"

 

[KillahBee]

PUBES!
Shave them.
All of them... completely.
That means check from the bottom of your beave all the way back to around your asshole!

Then you have the girls that think they know everything. You are nailing them from behind. They are getting into it and start doing their shit. The only problem is they have zero consistencey with their movement. This can lead to my cock coming out and smashing into them. That can lead to my cock bending in half and popping.
If you break my dick I will probably kill you.
Its pretty simple. Stay at the same pace or just say "do this" and change it.
Safety first people.
*Note that does not mean condoms. They are stupid!

This is one of the greatest things I have ever read here.

 

[the_clockwork]

it made my dick hurt thinking about it

 

[heatherrae]

I dont have any pet peeves really,

but if I'm kissing a guy and his mouth tastes like beer/ cigerettes/ or liquor it is gross , and kills it for me

I dont mind that he's drunk or even smoked a little, I just wish he had chewed some gum or something. sick.

Yeah, cigarette breath and whiskey breath are

A little red wine on the lips though is

 

[the_clockwork]

Yeah, cigarette breath and whiskey breath are

A little red wine on the lips though is

we could never have sex... again

 

[Faizakafez]

I dont have any pet peeves really,

but if I'm kissing a guy and his mouth tastes like beer/ cigerettes/ or liquor it is gross , and kills it for me

I dont mind that he's drunk or even smoked a little, I just wish he had chewed some gum or something. sick.

you guys are really dating/sexing the cream da la cream of men..

 

[Cal_21]

you guys are really dating/sexing the cream da la cream of men..

...Hey...do you mean "creme de la creme"? lol Those in glass houses...

 

[cindylou]

you guys are really dating/sexing the cream da la cream of men..

I dont find that a person drinks beer a bad thing, or makes him any less of a person. Its just gross when I can taste it on their mouth.

Does drinking beer make the men I date not the cream da la cream?? or whatever??? lol?

Are you too good to drink beer?

 

[the_clockwork]

im all for letting them do their thing, but why try to break my cock off in the process? Just get on top and dry hump, don't put my cock in and start grinding around on it contorting it in all kinds of positions.

hahaha

 

[Faizakafez]

I dont find that a person drinks beer a bad thing, or makes him any less of a person. Its just gross when I can taste it on their mouth.

Does drinking beer make the men I date not the cream da la cream?? or whatever??? lol?

Are you too good to drink beer?

i was refering to dudes kissing you and who ever with stank breath, one time i ate food and this chick i was seeing was going to kiss me i was like naw, lemme rinse my mouth at least.

i dont drink so yes!

 

[cindylou]

i was refering to dudes kissing you and who ever with stank breath, one time i ate food and this chick i was seeing was going to kiss me i was like naw, lemme rinse my mouth at least.

i dont drink so yes!

yeah, that would have been nice if he had done that! lol

but yeah, I drink often, so Its almost a must for my guy to be open to induldge every now and then

But not too much

 

[Nathan]

Guys who think they are rubbing your clitoris but they are basically giving you an indian burn somewhere else.

Dude, say something. It's hard to find and often it's like, uh, I can't tell if this doesn't feel good - I'm not you. I think that one is your fault cause not all clits feel the same. I stop girls from giving me handjobs cause frankly, they suck and don't feel good. And most girls suck at giving head too so I'll be like dude stop - if I think it's worth it I'll tell them what I like, and if not I'll tell them I just never liked blowjobs. Whatever, hoefully they'll be good at something else. If I'm not enjoying it, fuck it.

 

[nefertiti]

yeah, that would have been nice if he had done that! lol

but yeah, I drink often, so Its almost a must for my guy to be open to induldge every now and then

But not too much

I can't do whiskey breath or scotch breath. If I can even smell scotch from across the room, I feel ill. Bleeeeeccchhh

 

[cindylou]

I can't do whiskey breath or scotch breath. If I can even smell scotch from across the room, I feel ill. Bleeeeeccchhh

I think any breath smelling like anything BUT mint or nothing is gross huh? LOL. It just seems guys forget that what they are drinking stays on their lips for a while


I guess I could take my own advice

LOL Just because I'm a girl does not mean that rum smells good on my breath either! lolololol

 

[Bikini Mod]

Dude, say something. It's hard to find and often it's like, uh, I can't tell if this doesn't feel good - I'm not you. I think that one is your fault cause not all clits feel the same. I stop girls from giving me handjobs cause frankly, they suck and don't feel good. And most girls suck at giving head too so I'll be like dude stop - if I think it's worth it I'll tell them what I like, and if not I'll tell them I just never liked blowjobs. Whatever, hoefully they'll be good at something else. If I'm not enjoying it, fuck it.

Ahhhhh the art of seduction is dying indeed.

But then again, I was like 34 y/o the first time I had properly been seduced and this came AFTER 13 years of marriage.

 

[cindylou]

I doubt I've been properly seduced either

fuck!

 

[KillahBee]

Dude, say something. It's hard to find and often it's like, uh, I can't tell if this doesn't feel good - I'm not you. I think that one is your fault cause not all clits feel the same. I stop girls from giving me handjobs cause frankly, they suck and don't feel good. And most girls suck at giving head too so I'll be like dude stop - if I think it's worth it I'll tell them what I like, and if not I'll tell them I just never liked blowjobs. Whatever, hoefully they'll be good at something else. If I'm not enjoying it, fuck it.

Exactly.

And furthermore, for the ladies who bitch about a guy lasting forever - IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU. You just aren't hot enough or aren't a good enough fuck.

The few girls I have last too long with were just not good enough in bed to make me cum.

 

[cindylou]

Exactly.

And furthermore, for the ladies who bitch about a guy lasting forever - IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU. You just aren't hot enough or aren't a good enough fuck.

The few girls I have last too long with were just not good enough in bed to make me cum.

If he is sober and its been awhile we are still at it , I assume it's me.

Does not happen that often thank god

 

[needtogetaas]

Exactly.

And furthermore, for the ladies who bitch about a guy lasting forever - IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU. You just aren't hot enough or aren't a good enough fuck.

The few girls I have last too long with were just not good enough in bed to make me cum.

thats funny the ones I lasted to long with was because I was piss drunk or I had just jerked of not more then a 1/2 hour ago.or even worse both lol

 

[jd_uk]

Women who have lots of 'sexual pet peeves' and aren't sexually open enough to try new things (not just physically but mentally also), instead sticking only to what they already know turns them on.

Selfishness and bad hygiene.

I'm attracted to people who always want to improve sexually, no matter how good they already are, because that is the way i am.

So...anyone matching that description....i have energy to burn

 

[needtogetaas]

the rest of the useless shit thats around the pussy.

 

[jh1]

I doubt I've been properly seduced either

fuck!

Me either.

 

[KillahBee]

thats funny the ones I lasted to long with was because I was piss drunk or I had just jerked of not more then a 1/2 hour ago.or even worse both lol

lol, yeah the drunk thing is a given.

 

[needtogetaas]

lol, yeah the drunk thing is a given.

what about the jerking off.

 

[cindylou]

Me either.

 

[KillahBee]

what about the jerking off.

That's never been an issue for me, bor.

 

[txbondsman]

second round:
girls who bath in smelly ass perfume

a little troll tuft of hair on their snatch for some reason

ugly underwear, i.e. granny panties aka period panties

girls w/ no sense of rythm

girls who don't know shit about what makes a man cum ( FYI, the underside of the head of a dick is just like your clit, geta clue..)

girls who can't verbalize what makes them cum if your having a hard getting them there. ( I'm no mind reader, if you see that I have ran through my bag of tricks and your not there yet, how about a little help, I'm open to sugestions and don't mind shoving the big 12" dildo up your ass, spanking your ass while calling you a dirty whore if that's your deal...)

did I mention teeth? get your f'in teeth off my dick, your not 13 anymore!

 

[Nathan]

Ahhhhh the art of seduction is dying indeed.

But then again, I was like 34 y/o the first time I had properly been seduced and this came AFTER 13 years of marriage.

I'm not following you. How did you get that the art of seduction is lost from my post? I'm offended if you are saying I can't seduce women and will correct you right away. So there. My internet image is all I have - I won't let it go without a fight.

 

[Wulfgar]

I really dont have any pet peeves
fat, smelly, granny panties, pubes, teeth, stupid, ugly, meat curtains, shitty asshole, missing teeth, drunk, gay, lesbian, boring, timid, shy, whatever...i could go on and on...

 

[cindylou]

ew meat curtains

I think that is the most awful ugly phrase ever!! LOL it makes me laugh every time I hear it though

 

[Forge]

Ahhhhh the art of seduction is dying indeed.

But then again, I was like 34 y/o the first time I had properly been seduced and this came AFTER 13 years of marriage.

I don't understand BM, are you saying that communication during sex is unattractive? I find that the women who have no problem talking about what is and is not working during sex to be the most fun and uninhibited. Every time I get one that isn’t afraid to offer advice on getting her off, I know I’m in for a hell of a good night.

After all, the mind is a woman’s greatest sex organ…

 

[Wulfgar]

I don't understand BM, are you saying that communication during sex is unattractive? I find that the women who have no problem talking about what is and is not working during sex to be the most fun and uninhibited. Every time I get one that isn’t afraid to offer advice on getting her off, I know I’m in for a hell of a good night.

After all, the mind is a woman’s greatest sex organ…

behind her anus

 

[rnch]

I really dont have any pet peeves
fat, smelly, granny panties, pubes, teeth, stupid, ugly, meat curtains, shitty asshole, missing teeth, drunk, GAY, lesbian, boring, timid, shy, whatever...i could go on and on...

don't tell top2bottom that!

 

[Tytan]

cuddling afterwords really pisses me off. I just want a damn sandwich.

 

[Hard-Bitten]

cuddling afterwords really pisses me off. I just want a damn sandwich.

HOLY SHIT! ME TOO (= BUT I WANT TO TAKE A SHOWER.. MORE LIKE IT

 

[Mr. dB]

Toothy head

 

[Jon79]

sure no one gives a fuck what i think

 

[puddlemonkey]

I stop girls from giving me handjobs cause frankly, they suck and don't feel good.

Agreed, women tend to be really bad at this. "Choke your chicken" is just an expression, ease up on the grip ladies, you're restricting blood flow.

 

[puddlemonkey]

meh I like little hair.

+1 for some nicely trimmed pubes. I'm sick of clean shaven! If I wanted to sleep with a 12 year old I would, ok? Put some goddamn grass on the field! I bet the last 5 or 6 girls I was with were all shaved clean. I'm gonna start getting up and walking out if this shit doesn't stop!

 

[jerkbox]

shaved clean. I'm gonna start getting up and walking out if this shit doesn't stop!

what, once every 11 months?


for the record, i like full bush

 

[puddlemonkey]

what, once every 11 months?

Nigga please, I get around. I turned whore about 5 years ago. If anything around me sits still long enough I try to screw it.

 

[KillahBee]

I have never been with a chick more than once who didn't either already have a bald clam or shaved it clean for me.

I will not tolerate hair down there. Now ladies, I understand you sometimes miss an appt with the waxer, so I'll let a little fuzz slide...once a year.

 

[needtogetaas]

what, once every 11 months?


for the record, i like full bush

nice lol

 

[jerkbox]

i don't like that clean shaven shit.....i prefer the hitler 'stache, or landing strip....or even more coverage just neatly trimmed.....gotta stip the anus clean though, if they want my tongue up in that shit

 

[javaguru]

Chicks that don't give blowjobs....I go down on them....reciprocity....

 

[wootoom]

fuckin alters

 

[Spartacus]

So glad they censored the fisting crap. what's the point? Use dick(s) people

 

[KillahBee]

i don't like that clean shaven shit.....i prefer the hitler 'stache, or landing strip....or even more coverage just neatly trimmed.....gotta stip the anus clean though, if they want my tongue up in that shit

I want it to feel as close to having sex with a 16yo girl as possible

 

[javaguru]

i don't like that clean shaven shit.....i prefer the hitler 'stache, or landing strip....or even more coverage just neatly trimmed.....gotta stip the anus clean though, if they want my tongue up in that shit

My ex-wife sported a jungle down there..never went down on that shit...

 

[caligirl]

Chicks that don't give blowjobs....I go down on them....reciprocity....

you bathe regularly? trim? make sure youre smelling all nice and clean?

do you taste bad? (excuse me on that last one) news flash...!!!!!! no two men taste alike... ever thought a that? you might just not taste good. if its a reoccurring problem, (not getting bj's) you may want to try some bodymint

 

[KillahBee]

you bathe regularly? trim? make sure youre smelling all nice and clean?

do you taste bad? (excuse me on that last one) news flash...!!!!!! no two men taste alike... ever thought a that? you might just not taste good. if its a reoccurring problem, (not getting bj's) you may want to try some bodymint

Look at the slob, of course he smells. Someone told me he stanks like a pile of shit who took a shit.

 

[string_bean00]

shit stained areolas

 

[javaguru]

you bathe regularly? trim? make sure youre smelling all nice and clean?

do you taste bad? (excuse me on that last one) news flash...!!!!!! no two men taste alike... ever thought a that? you might just not taste good. if its a reoccurring problem, (not getting bj's) you may want to try some bodymint

Shaved and I've been told it tastes better than average....I never mentioned swallowing. Funniest story ever.....Melody said" I can barely fit it in my mouth and I have a big mouth." I'm talking about women who don't even consider it....I've had several girlfriends who liked to wake me up with a BJ in the morning....Yes, I'm a skilled borly...

 

[caligirl]

Look at the slob, of course he smells. Someone told me he stanks like a pile of shit who took a shit.

ughhhhhhhh... smelly is he WORST.. even the faintest scent of stank is a deal breaker... fuck no. bad breath, body, stank car, house... anything even remotely potentially stinky is just not right.

 

[jerkbox]

all guys smell

 

[jerkbox]

except me

 

[KillahBee]

ughhhhhhhh... smelly is he WORST.. even the faintest scent of stank is a deal breaker... fuck no. bad breath, body, stank car, house... anything even remotely potentially stinky is just not right.

agreed. try being on our end, doll. most women don't know how to care for themselves, I guess cause they don't make the effort to check themselves periodically. which reminds me of another pet peeve of mine - women who don't taste themselves. when I am fingering you and I put my fingers in your mouth, you better lick every drop and love every second of it.

 

[caligirl]

except me

if you smell as good as your avi looks... i'd be all over it (you) yeah baby

 

[string_bean00]

agreed. try being on our end, doll. most women don't know how to care for themselves, I guess cause they don't make the effort to check themselves periodically. which reminds me of another pet peeve of mine - women who don't taste themselves. when I am fingering you and I put my fingers in your mouth, you better lick every drop and love every second of it.

i remember an ex from high school that would flip about how my hands smelled after I fingerbanged her. like wtf, it's your own body, shower or something

 

[KillahBee]

i remember an ex from high school that would flip about how my hands smelled after I fingerbanged her. like wtf, it's your own body, shower or something

Deal breakers for me (not pet peeves, DEAL BREAKERS):

- girls who do not worship my cum
- girls who do not appreciate bedroom violence (not talking about hair pulling and ass slapping amateur hour kiddy pool bullshit)
- girls who do not finger themselves and taste themselves on their / my fingers
- girls who do not let me eat them out or play the embarrassed game

 

[javaguru]

ughhhhhhhh... smelly is he WORST.. even the faintest scent of stank is a deal breaker... fuck no. bad breath, body, stank car, house... anything even remotely potentially stinky is just not right.

How are your nether regions.......hygiene is a top priority in my mate selection?

 

[jerkbox]

if you smell as good as your avi looks... i'd be all over it (you) yeah baby

hold on, let me stick my hand down my pants and see

 

[Spartacus]

Dude, say something. It's hard to find and often it's like, uh, I can't tell if this doesn't feel good - I'm not you. I think that one is your fault cause not all clits feel the same. I stop girls from giving me handjobs cause frankly, they suck and don't feel good. And most girls suck at giving head too so I'll be like dude stop - if I think it's worth it I'll tell them what I like, and if not I'll tell them I just never liked blowjobs. Whatever, hoefully they'll be good at something else. If I'm not enjoying it, fuck it.

I've never had a hard time finding aclitoris
I can find them through a layer of denim

 

[caligirl]

agreed. try being on our end, doll. most women don't know how to care for themselves, I guess cause they don't make the effort to check themselves periodically. which reminds me of another pet peeve of mine - women who don't taste themselves. when I am fingering you and I put my fingers in your mouth, you better lick every drop and love every second of it.

and i agree with you as well, hence I could never be a lez. i'm ocd when it comes to hygine.... I think your correct in saying quite a few women out there dont know how to care for themselves... I see nasty repulsive women everyday in the locker rooms at my gyms. yuck

I dont know how you guys do it. honestly.

 

[Powerbuilder333]

and i agree with you as well, hence I could never be a lez. i'm ocd when it comes to hygine.... I think your correct in saying quite a few women out there dont know how to care for themselves... I see nasty repulsive women everyday in the locker rooms at my gyms. yuck

I dont know how you guys do it. honestly.

Just hold your breath and dive in - yeeehaw!

 

[Spartacus]

Look at the slob, of course he smells. Someone told me he stanks like a pile of shit who took a shit.

lol

 

[caligirl]

Just hold your breath and dive in - yeeehaw!

where there's a will, there's a way i suppose... lol

how are you my vegas friend? goin to the show sat?

 

[Dial_tone]

Deal breakers for me (not pet peeves, DEAL BREAKERS):

- girls who do not worship my cum
- girls who do not appreciate bedroom violence (not talking about hair pulling and ass slapping amateur hour kiddy pool bullshit)
- girls who do not finger themselves and taste themselves on their / my fingers

- Girls who will suck my fingers after they've been in her ass but won't suck my dick after anal.

I saw a video where this girl was sucking a dude. Every few seconds he'd pull out and slap the ever loving tar outta her face repeatedly...HARD too. then he'd skull fuck her some more.

 

[heavy_duty]

chicks who smoke-
chicks who won't get on top-
chicks who play with my balls and smash them together-
biting=no thanks-
stinky pussy-
long hair in my face-
chicks who talk too much-
chicks who won't make the first move-
forget to tell you they're "O.T.R."

 

[javaguru]

chicks who smoke-
chicks who won't get on top-
chicks who play with my balls and smash them together-
biting=no thanks-
stinky pussy-
long hair in my face-
chicks who talk too much-
chicks who won't make the first move-
forget to tell you they're "O.T.R."

Why you dogging hR like that.....

 

[Spartacus]

great thread

 

[Powerbuilder333]

where there's a will, there's a way i suppose... lol

how are you my vegas friend? goin to the show sat?

No my finicky friend. I'll be rooting for the short one though.
Have fun.

 

[Stefka]

Too much slobber.

Guys who try to be sexy by breathing really hard into my ear. A little ear play is nice but there are limits.

I hate it when the guy just collapses on top of me when he is done and crushes the fuckin life out of me. It is really hard to push that kind of dead weight off. Can't he wait a few minutes before passing out?

And I HATE when we're using a condom and the guy just stays in there forever. Seriously don't they read the friggin instructions? Pull out damn it!

And...I hate it when guys just won't go home after. If I want you to stay then I'll let you know. If I get up and put my clothes on and start going on with my life then that is probably a good sign that you should leave. I especially hate it when they stay well into the morning when I have made it clear that I have shit to do.

 

[Wulfgar]

don't tell top2bottom that!

I dont think he comes around here much nemore

 

[redsamurai]

Too much slobber.

Guys who try to be sexy by breathing really hard into my ear. A little ear play is nice but there are limits.

I hate it when the guy just collapses on top of me when he is done and crushes the fuckin life out of me. It is really hard to push that kind of dead weight off. Can't he wait a few minutes before passing out?

And I HATE when we're using a condom and the guy just stays in there forever. Seriously don't they read the friggin instructions? Pull out damn it!

And...I hate it when guys just won't go home after. If I want you to stay then I'll let you know. If I get up and put my clothes on and start going on with my life then that is probably a good sign that you should leave. I especially hate it when they stay well into the morning when I have made it clear that I have shit to do.

 

[KillahBee]

I hate it when the guy just collapses on top of me when he is done and crushes the fuckin life out of me. It is really hard to push that kind of dead weight off. Can't he wait a few minutes before passing out?

lol, I've prob done this a few times in my day..

 

[calveless wonder]

-girls who don't give head, or if they do give like 30% effort.
-lizard kissers
-teethers
-girls that think they're good in bed but can't work their hips for shit

hrmm. that's about it, besides any sort of stankyness/hair

 

[txbondsman]

lol, I've prob done this a few times in my day..

yall reminded me of this poem an old guy usd to say, I always thout it was funny....
Here we lie in sweet repose
belly to belly and nose to nose
after the joys of passion have passed
it's back to back and ass to ass!

I've probably done THAT before...

 

[billfred]

and i agree with you as well, hence I could never be a lez. i'm ocd when it comes to hygine.... I think your correct in saying quite a few women out there dont know how to care for themselves... I see nasty repulsive women everyday in the locker rooms at my gyms. yuck

I dont know how you guys do it. honestly.

I learned to breath through my ears, that helpss

 

[billfred]

I want it to feel as close to having sex with a 16yo girl as possible

YEah - that all changes when you actually have a 16 yr old girl. Then you need some hair to keep things in perspective.

 

[KillahBee]

YEah - that all changes when you actually have a 16 yr old girl. Then you need some hair to keep things in perspective.

lol. Damn, Captain Buzzkill.

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

 

[AAP]

Hemmis
Dingleberries
Poppers
Pets that hop on the bed and watch
NKOB posters on the wall (for real and he was 28 at the time)
Stuffed animals on the bed (same guy obviously)
Smokers
Chokers (another idiot that thought that would be fun.)
Hairy balls
Nipple Chewers
T E E T H ! ! ! !
Hairy backs
Ugly toenails
Little dicks <-- straight men only
Mole hair (don't ask)
nothing to steal from the house when it is all over

 

[needtogetaas]

YEah - that all changes when you actually have a 16 yr old girl. Then you need some hair to keep things in perspective.

lmao good call.

 

[stilleto]

Hemmis
Dingleberries
Poppers
Pets that hop on the bed and watch
NKOB posters on the wall (for real and he was 28 at the time)
Stuffed animals on the bed (same guy obviously)
Smokers
Chokers (another idiot that thought that would be fun.)
Hairy balls
Nipple Chewers
T E E T H ! ! ! !
Hairy backs
Ugly toenails
Little dicks <-- straight men only
Mole hair (don't ask)
nothing to steal from the house when it is all over

plus,
Elbows
and the phrase "was that annoying?"

 

[rnch]

dayum some of ya'll here are Picky People! ya'll must get lucky a LOT more than i do

 

[cindylou]

Good advice in this thread

 

[Nathan]

I've never had a hard time finding aclitoris
I can find them through a layer of denim

Well if they're always hugely swollen frome excessive steroid abuse then yeah, they're easy to find. I really have no idea where I was going with that.

Seriously though, sometimes it's not easy. Maybe if you're only with uninhibited girls who will spread their legs like eagle wings and shine a flashlight down there for you, then yeah it'll take two seconds. I'm not saying I don't find it (shut up all of you), I'm just saying sometimes it's like, "Got it....nope, wait....hold on a sec....okay, now I've got it. LET'S DO THIS!!!"

 

[needtogetaas]

Well if they're always hugely swollen frome excessive steroid abuse then yeah, they're easy to find. I really have no idea where I was going with that.

Seriously though, sometimes it's not easy. Maybe if you're only with uninhibited girls who will spread their legs like eagle wings and shine a flashlight down there for you, then yeah it'll take two seconds. I'm not saying I don't find it (shut up all of you), I'm just saying sometimes it's like, "Got it....nope, wait....hold on a sec....okay, now I've got it. LET'S DO THIS!!!"

ah I have never had trouble finding one...spread the lips and there it is right by the top.

 

[the_clockwork]

Well if they're always hugely swollen frome excessive steroid abuse then yeah, they're easy to find. I really have no idea where I was going with that.

Seriously though, sometimes it's not easy. Maybe if you're only with uninhibited girls who will spread their legs like eagle wings and shine a flashlight down there for you, then yeah it'll take two seconds. I'm not saying I don't find it (shut up all of you), I'm just saying sometimes it's like, "Got it....nope, wait....hold on a sec....okay, now I've got it. LET'S DO THIS!!!"

I know what you are talking about.. you can be with one girl for awhile and know exactly where it is then once you get to a knew girl it's like foreign ground.. have to relearn it!